Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #293

arthur's college girl drunksona is so fucking funny. A++++ to rockstar. imagine you're new to the gang and here is big bad gang enforcer arthur morgan, dutch's number one tank and intimidator in chief, bone breaker and known kill on sight terror in multiple states. this guy breathes gunsmoke, threatens to gut people in their sleep like it's nothing, and keeps a bunch of murdering criminals in line. and whenever the subject of drinking comes up, everybody in camp talks in whispers, concern, and disapproval about how this guy gets when he's had too many. thank god he's given that up. because he is unmanageable. a disaster. everyone KNOWS how he gets. and you DON'T want to see it, that's a fact

and then there's some trouble in the valentine saloon with lenny, dutch says they ought to be back by now, "arthur's probably in a state." so they send you in to collect. and you know it must be bad. you've heard the stories about morgan and liquor. you figure it's bloodshed and pandemonium in there, no question. you have no idea how you're going to take this mean son of a bitch down quietly before he torches the place. he's probably killed at least three people by now and god knows if lenny's even still alive

so you walk into the saloon ready to fight for your life and there's big bad arthur morgan. he drunk screams he loves you. he's dancing the fucking can-can

kicking my feet like a schoolgirl

I drew him for his birthday 💜

curly talks

VOLITION - No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

every single word.

You know a character that’s so good and so well written but I never see anyone praising? Josiah Trelawny. He’s so unique in his lack of desire for violence along with his ability to enter and exit the Van Der Linde gang without consequences. Not only that, his missions usually run smoothly and end in a decent conclusion. Despite the successes of the Trelawny missions, the rest of the gang seems to have apprehension about him as a person, representing the gang’s fixation on loyalty. Not only that, but in parallel to John, he’s the man who could do both without ever being caught. He has a family that he works to keep safe, and still runs with the Van Der Linde gang. Overall, he is not just the silly little guy who looks hot after being beaten by bounty hunters, he’s a complex character and I want some respect on my man’s name.

"we need more complex leftist characters who are not made into cartoonish marvel villains" you couldn't even handle HIM

rdr2 characters + famous tweets: part two

part one

I feel we all forget the relationship Uncle and Arthur have. Uncle being the lax drunk friend and Arthur being the chill babysitter.

When they do bicker it's never aggressive and half the time they both lack brain cells. Arthur clearly doesn't show distain for Uncle and Uncle clearly cares about Arthur in his own weird way.

For example when you're wrestling cattle with him (optional quest) and there's two others the two share a brain cell and don't know what to do.

And later on in the game when Arthur's tb starts to show it's UNCLE who speaks up and says Arthur should be resting. It's Uncle standing up to Micah and Dutch when they make fun of Arthur for being sick. Which has encouraged others in camp to stand up to Micah and Dutch in Arthur's behalf.

Fuckin' wild dude

disco elysium, despite having a male protag and deuteragonist, raised the fucking bar for female characters for me. im picky now. if your game doesnt have complex, interesting, and plot-important women in it, its shit. full offense, fuck you

women are the soul and beating fucking heart of disco elysium. klaasje, patron saint of womens wrongs and problematic bisexuals? joyce, whos one of the most helpful and polite characters in the game towards you and yet understands that her success depends on the suffering of others, but plays in the systems game anyway?? dora, who isnt even dead and yet haunts the narrative start to finish??? ruby, the butch Real One who risks her neck for someone she barely knows yet cant help but feel so much compassion for that it dooms her by the narrative???? elizabeth? soona? cindy? neha? cunoesse? lilienne? The Pigs? paledriver? alice? phillis? im just naming them all at this point, theyre all bangers

i dont need to add anything, this thread is perfect as it is

"memes that would kill arthur morgan. egirls that would kill arthur morgan. songs that would kill arthur morgan." arthur morgan drinks swamp water and eats snake & skunkmeat stew that has been sitting out in 1899 satan's ass crack humidity for 2 days. arthur morgan has to breathe in criminal musk and cowboy gland secretions 24/7 in the zero a/c southern sun while drinking sugarless coffee blacker than hot melt asphalt. you cannot kill arthur morgan in a way that matters. one sip of liquid from arthur morgan's nasty little travel cup would kill you instantly