Dutch Van Der Linde When His Horse Won't Slow Down

arthur's college girl drunksona is so fucking funny. A++++ to rockstar. imagine you're new to the gang and here is big bad gang enforcer arthur morgan, dutch's number one tank and intimidator in chief, bone breaker and known kill on sight terror in multiple states. this guy breathes gunsmoke, threatens to gut people in their sleep like it's nothing, and keeps a bunch of murdering criminals in line. and whenever the subject of drinking comes up, everybody in camp talks in whispers, concern, and disapproval about how this guy gets when he's had too many. thank god he's given that up. because he is unmanageable. a disaster. everyone KNOWS how he gets. and you DON'T want to see it, that's a fact

and then there's some trouble in the valentine saloon with lenny, dutch says they ought to be back by now, "arthur's probably in a state." so they send you in to collect. and you know it must be bad. you've heard the stories about morgan and liquor. you figure it's bloodshed and pandemonium in there, no question. you have no idea how you're going to take this mean son of a bitch down quietly before he torches the place. he's probably killed at least three people by now and god knows if lenny's even still alive

so you walk into the saloon ready to fight for your life and there's big bad arthur morgan. he drunk screams he loves you. he's dancing the fucking can-can

The dilemma of not selling a single horse throughout the game because you just become emotionally attached to them ☹️

"Would Arthur hug that black Shire horse when he misses Hosea?"

PREACH!!🗣️🗣️

Reminder that Asagiri "i hate working and love to slack off" Gen is carrying the plot since day 1

COMPOSURE - Queen never cry.

gorgeous work!!

drawing i made for the dcst anny collab!!!! :3 (ignore it was 2 weeks ago)

Yuri warrior harry du Bois

This man showed up, drew naked women, had sex, destroyed marriages, took a shit in the middle of a pub, cross-dressed, flirted with men, made out with Arthur Morgan and then left the country. Fair enough actually.

I feel we all forget the relationship Uncle and Arthur have. Uncle being the lax drunk friend and Arthur being the chill babysitter.

When they do bicker it's never aggressive and half the time they both lack brain cells. Arthur clearly doesn't show distain for Uncle and Uncle clearly cares about Arthur in his own weird way.

For example when you're wrestling cattle with him (optional quest) and there's two others the two share a brain cell and don't know what to do.

And later on in the game when Arthur's tb starts to show it's UNCLE who speaks up and says Arthur should be resting. It's Uncle standing up to Micah and Dutch when they make fun of Arthur for being sick. Which has encouraged others in camp to stand up to Micah and Dutch in Arthur's behalf.

Fuckin' wild dude

i dont need to add anything, this thread is perfect as it is

"memes that would kill arthur morgan. egirls that would kill arthur morgan. songs that would kill arthur morgan." arthur morgan drinks swamp water and eats snake & skunkmeat stew that has been sitting out in 1899 satan's ass crack humidity for 2 days. arthur morgan has to breathe in criminal musk and cowboy gland secretions 24/7 in the zero a/c southern sun while drinking sugarless coffee blacker than hot melt asphalt. you cannot kill arthur morgan in a way that matters. one sip of liquid from arthur morgan's nasty little travel cup would kill you instantly

canon event

was looking in my drafts for something funny this was supposed to be something i was supposed to comic out

Chrome: You keep calling Gen a mentalist but what is that exactly? like a crazy person?

Kohaku: someone who is proficient at being insane i think. It doesn't mean they have to be insane but they probably are, and it's Gen we're talking about so it's a given.

Chrome: oh

Gen in the background crying because why would you say that