starvampgnome

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I could watch his panicked in breath, looking around frantically forever. And i will.

PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER as Saxon The White Lotus S3:E06 · 2025

I am so deeply obsessed w wellness I had to leave a review and come all up in your ask box directly to say it. It is SO GOOD

🖤🖤🖤 telling on myself as a Top With Problems online

Thank u!

Everyone's fics that are like "actually they fall in love and get married" and I'm like "what if they beat the shit out of each other"

I am very obsessed w pschwarz right now in a way I've not been w a celeb in a long time and it's reminding me how inane red carpet/podcast etc interviews are. Like the questions are so meaningless. Whereas, if u let me at him, i would have Such Things to ask 😇

Curse those fucking pinstripe gloves and also get me a pair

Called shot: if Patrick Schwarzenegger gets cast as Patrick Bateman in Guadagnino's American Psycho i will get his face tattooed on my ass in whatever still is most equivalent to this vibe

Hey can I send u a video of me jerkin it? Yeah it's really sexy. Only thing is you can hear DS9 on in the background. Yeah it's a Quark episode. But you can just ignore that, it's unrelated

SAXON RATLIFF AND LOCHLAN RATLIFF THE WHITE LOTUS (2021-)

Imagine if you will a sort of 50 year old zaddy saxon... Silver fox saxon... lost everything and spent decades climbing his way back to the top saxon...

I can't stop picturing Patrick Schwarzenegger singing this song. Idk if he can sing but... just imagine it pls

(If I knew how to make a hot lil fancam of him to it i would)

Oh to be a vomit + humiliation girly in the year twenty twenty five

the throw up brothers. they throw up

I underestimated the amount which having ppl comment frothing about my fics would boost my self esteem and if I had known I would've gotten into it way sooner. Like being a professional writer is thankless compared to this