So I Found This Caterpillar On My Way To Class

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

This is actually super useful !!

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

If you think I am not going to laugh at every single slight innuendo you are wrong

GONNA DO YOU LIKE RAINSFORD DID ZAROFF

unpopular opinion

ranch on pizza is the only way to eat pizza

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

Religious memes? God is telling me we must invest! via /r/MemeEconomy http://ift.tt/2fW8vLm

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle