Bothersome Beast, Comforting Friend

Excited for the new little nightmares, so I turned a physical piece digital (:

“I have a bedroll and a canteen, can I roll to waterboard him?”

- The neutral good cleric, about the plantation owner we just abducted

Pin for survivors

The party was attacked by a colony of wererats in a cave system. The wizard/rogue had a plan to use a scroll of mass teleport to escape, but everyone had to be within 20 feet of him, and the warlock was about to run down a corridor deeper into the wererat colony to take out as many as possible. The paladin cast Compelled Duel on the warlock to force him to attack her and move within 20 feet of the wizard/rogue.

Warlock: I’m going to kill you now!

Paladin: First you have to hit me!

Warlock: What’s your armor class without your armor on?

Paladin: What?

Warlock: I cast Command– “STRIP!”

Context: our half elf fighter took a sip of a mysterious slime which they later found out to be "goblin juice" which turned them green and gave them advantage and bonuses to every roll as well as 22 additional hp but turned them green. The DM was making them roll con saves on each turn during a boss fight.

DM: make a con save

Fighter: ah right, the cocaine save

Wizard/rogue: what happens if they fail the save?

DM: *shrugs and says nothing*

Me: they get consumed by the cocaine haze

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

Death Salad

DM: So it turns out that he’s actually a death… sal-ad? No, death slaad.

Ranger PC (to the tune of Fruit Salad by The Wiggles): Death salad, yummy yummy!

the flute studio

freshman flute: *hugging junior flute*

me: *joins in on hugging*

another freshman flute: *joins hugging on my other side*

junior flute: you are all under my wings

junior flute: CCCAAAAAWWWWWWWW CCCAAAAWWWWWWWW

Pichu and charizard fusion

Banana?

Korinn-*places banana on alter*

Xavier- “Where did you get the banana?”

Korinn- “From the chest in the ceiling.”

Ea- “Oh! Right the banana!”

Xavier- “So that’s what was in the chest!”

Tolk- “There was a chest?!”