Latest Posts by sharktic-waters - Page 4
There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.
The sky is blue.
A minute passes
The sky is blue,
The sun is yellow.
A minute passes
The sky is blue,
The sun is yellow,
The clouds are white.
A minute passes
The sky is blue,
The sun is yellow,
The clouds are white,
The dogs are barking.
A minute passes
The sky is blue,
The sun is yellow,
The clouds are white,
The dogs are barking,
A couple is embracing.
A minute passes
The sky is blue,
The sun is yellow,
The clouds are white,
The dogs are barking,
A couple is embracing,
A couple is crying.
A minute passes
The sky is blue,
The sun is yellow,
The clouds are white,
The dogs are barking,
A couple is embracing,
A couple is crying,
A tv is talking.
A minute passes
The sky is blue,
The sun is yellow,
The clouds are white,
The dogs are barking,
A couple is embracing,
A couple is crying,
A tv is talking,
The weather is nice.
A minute passes
The sky is black,
The sun is gone,
The clouds are black,
The dogs are whining,
A couple holds each other,
A couple cries together,
The tv is quiet.
A minute passes
It’s getting cold.
- 8 Minutes
Zach, SharkticWaters
tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill
this might be my favorite tiktok i have ever seen. absolute gold through and through
Ghost Pokemon - Halloween 2023
Thank you for the support on this project! Now to the next one!
the lesson we should all learn from minecraft is that more games should end with beautiful and symbolic poems
We are committed to ensuring all of our meat is ethically sourced. Every steak you eat at this restaurant came from a cow who perished in an honorable duel to the death with one of our chefs.
This is our promise to you.
Time transfixed via Rene Magritte
Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas
am on my knees screaming crying and begging you guys to be normal about Jaune please for the love of god be normal. he is not some chad that all the girls want to fuck he’s just some loser guy im so serious
Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it
.... Okay, so I might have made a ahit oc during my downtime. Based on the idea of "yeah the idea of hat kid being a little space orphan doing a job is sad.... But what if they were separated from their family and needed to get back home instead?"
And what if their worried mother came to the planet they were on, looking for them after they'd JUST LEFT like a month ago?
SOOOOOO HERE'S SUMMER!
I may have gotten carried away with myself on this idea-
I’m seeing the Dani Dami combo gremlin duo, and I gotta say, great take, love the energy. Same to be said for the Jon Dami Dani trio, but I really feel like they’re missing a perfect opportunity considering the amount of times people write them as going to the same school. Because instead of Damian needing to go “Oh no, there’s two of them” about Jon and Dani. He should really be reserving that for the unprecedented combo of Dani and Maps “I will crawl through the secret tunnels of my school and meet Killer Croc in the sewer and make him an uncle” Mizoguchi. We could be having Damian looking at Maps, turn to Jon, and turn back around and now there’s Dani standing by and definitely enabling whatever insane plan Maps has come up with this time.
So many green slime/plasm/ooze/pit options, ours for the taking. Mix and match non-Newtonian fluids to your hearts content. Is it the same stuff at different ripeness like bell peppers? Up to you! Or is it all entirely different things that just so happen to look near identical?
But wait there’s more, add in some extra states of matter for flavor, gases like Joker gas or scarecrow fear gas, or heck, banes venom is a liquid isn’t it?
Need plot points? Batman wondering where these teenagers keep coming from and why are we dealing with multiple inter dimensional threats all at once. (Why hasn’t anyone noticed or notified anyone about this?) Why are there two separate species entirely unprotected by the meta protection acts? (How many supernatural secret societies could there be?) Why is there a glowing flying robot with green fire hair chasing those turtles? (Depending on the version of tmnt why are the turtles able to do magic that can hit him back.) Is Constantine at fault for any of this? (Probably.) How did “born and raised in Illinois” Wes Weston even know about the “secret New York sewer” turtles to work on a conspiracy board with Bernard Dowd linking them and Killer croc to the rise of sewer pizza delivery drop off points? (Primarily being used by the homeless with no home address.) Bring in the third party after two of them have already met and try to make the third a tiebreaker for an argument only to end with “Doesn’t matter (nasty burger/bat burger/pizza) is better than both of em” and start a new argument.
You know, there was a Batman and Ninja Turtles cross-over event at one point, and I don't think I've ever seen a three point Convergence between the turtles, batman, and phantom come up in FF ever
I'm sorry but the image of 3 zoroark mimicking Ingo around the fire made me think of something like Akari running across the pack and thinking its a group of people that all look exactly the same until it is cleared up. The image of someone being bewildered by a huge group of Ingo's and just the shaggy train man in the center like nothing is wrong is too funny to me.
7 identical guys headed by another identical guy who's either another zoroark who's really good at imitating a human or some weird hermit guy who's been living with a pack of zoroarks, pays for some soup making supplies with raw gold and then walks back into the icelands . wyd
Crab Day
okay, so here's a new info post from the top.
the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.
solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)
the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)
i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.
Short DP X DC Prompts #147
Jason adopts Danny Fenton and Billy Batson. Billy learns how to harness his powers outside of his Shazam form and Danny uses his powers without his ghost form and act as Red Hood’s Robins. (You choose what gimmick or name they choose. Go wild.)
I think we should have the Batfamily treat the batarangs like business cards. For both branding and comedic purposes. I’ve only really seen the bats having personal batarangs a few times. Like yeah, they all usually use the company provided stock batarangs, but they also have their own personal ones that they use if they really need to send a message of who threw it. (Or pass the blame for throwing it by using someone else’s).
Imagine a league member meeting some random Batfamily member for the first time and asking for an autograph and then they pull out a business card holder filled with batarangs. I’d imagine Steph doing that (they’re pre-signed and have an professional looking address that leads to a Waffle House), and when questioned she’d just say “It’s important to make a good impression when making connections and a good business card can help keep you in people’s mind” just quoting something Bruce probably told her once.
Here’s some ideas on how I think they could look. Obviously Batman has the stock batarangs along with all the evolutions it’s gone through over the years, nightwing has his Wingdings, but the one that can drive personalized rangs home are the Robin disks, because it feels like it’s really back and forth whether robins have their own designed rangs or just use the bat ones. Spoiler and signal could use purple and yellow ones, and I imagine red hood uses the red bat emblem on his chest. Orphan’s could look like stock batarangs at first glance but upon close inspection you’d find the stitched mouth design embossed or engraved in it. Red Robin I feel like would either keep using Robin disks but red or he’d redesign them using his “double R” logo.
I got nothing for the extended Batfamily since I haven’t read pretty much anything with them but off the top of my head I’d imagine Kate using batarangs that are outlined with red like her hair.
Legal trouble Ra’s dcxdp AU
Because of how the dcxdp phandom treats Constantine, I feel like there’s a true untapped market for Ra’s too. To start with as far as I’m aware people don’t clown on Ra’s enough for basically being the Batman of DC’s immortal cast. Homie practically has a paid checkmark for immortality. No healing factor or actual youth abilities just skill and a pit that makes him younger. Anyway that’s to say this random self proclaimed immortal who in all of his wisdom named himself the demons head centuries ago, probably wasn’t super original. And whatever demons he likely named himself after probably aren’t too fond of the guy just like Constantine. But what’s this? A new High King of the infinite realms? With free access to the realm of the living? Well sounds like it’s time to give Ra’s the Constantine treatment; and give him a subpoena or a cease and desist.
Ra’s probably doesn’t believe it to be real, I mean don’t demons have better things to do than legal work? (“It’s probably just Tim, the detectives best child soldier.”) Probably not, because if any fic with Constantine is any indication, it seems that they are contract wielders, gossipers, and whiners. An excellent combination to spring on Mr diet immortal.
Now apparently failing to show up when served a subpoena can result in fines (and in extreme cases imprisonment) and because these guys are sneaky the fine print clearly states such fines or consequences exist, but the finer print says he doesn’t need to be informed so slowly his coffers get drained periodically. Alternatively, while he might not notice his coffers draining for a good while, he would definitely notice his pits draining. That’s one of the points where it could go a few ways.
Ra’s is not allowed to dodge the summons and Walker being Walker shows up to bring him to court, leaving everyone wondering where he went.
Ra’s dodging and thinking the prank is done with doesn’t notice for a while that either his coffers or his pits are slowly decreasing.
Situation One or Two happens and then while making his way to Ra’s, Danny realizes that while Constantine has the most overall paperwork, Ra’s has been the most consistent, making the two of them the sources of his greatest annoyance. Upon realizing that fact and discovering the pit exists he decides on some petty revenge giving him a second legal notice on the repossession of property of the infinite realms and while he’s the one who’s draining the pits, the others are draining his coffers.
Imagine Batman just going “The league of assassins has been quiet lately” with Dick saying “Yeah they’re always quiet it’s kind of their job” just for Talia to show up saying Ra’s is missing and the only clue they could find was a subpoena that they get Constantine to look at and confirm authenticity.
Old man who lives in the mountains with his pet wolves