I Don't Think They Bug-tested The Third Titan.

You wanna know what I think is weird?

A lot of times when a girl who has a dog gets genderbent the male version of her also has a dog...

...But when a boy who has a dog gets genderbent his female version has a cat.

Why is that?

If one cannot tell, Dadvid is my life.

Tried out https://acpatterns.com/ today, and let me tell you; I had fun! Oh, and my current hyperfixation is Transformers. So that’s nice, I guess.

Woah, wait- they did WHAT?!

For real?! That's odd! Are they changing things, planning on changing things, or is something else entirely going on?

I think I smell either a conspiracy or a change to the lore! Not sure which would be better...then again, Sonic does sound older...I thought it was because he finally hit puberty, but maybe they've aged him up? He'd still be too young for this stuff even if they made him 20 tbh...

Gah! I don't know! What's even happening anymore?!

Hey, has it ever clicked for anyone that Sonic is literally a child? I know some people usually go "teenagers aren't kids, they're basicly younger grown-ups!" But like, that's absolutly not true? Teenagers ARE kids! They're older, they're on the road of BECOMING adults, but they AREN'T!

The point being, I can't even IMAGINE what kind of messed up trauma riddled mind Sonic has at this point. Just- the childhood trauma I've had has been enough to eff me up real bad, imagine what all the stuff SONIC has been through has done to him!

And I know; I know that Japan has a thing with idolizing children that behave maturely and/or takes on a bunch of responsibility, but still! He's been 15 years old for, what, 20 years? And he's been through hell and back and fought several gods and always been the one to stand strong and never give up! Imagine the mental and emotional toll!

As a kid I always thought "wow! Sonic is so cool and mature!" And now as a 21 year old I just get an intense parental need to just- get him therapy and protect him from the world. It's kinda scary how many emotions and instincts media can trigger, actually!

And I know that it'd be pointless to protect him from a lore standpoint; he's more powerful than some human nobody ever would be, but I just-

He's 15 YEARS OLD you guys!

A kid!

And that realisation hit me like a freight train a couple of months ago, and it re-hit me after playing Sonic Frontiers!

Posting old stuff in droves because I want to get it out there before I hate it too much.

Starting with Starzinger because,..because!

Update:

The physics gods finaly granted me mercy! I hope I won't need it for Ares Island...

For the Special Koco at level 1-7;

MAY THE PHYSICS BE IN YOUR FAVOUR!

BECAUSE IT SURE HASN'T BEEN IN MINE!

REGARDING MY NEW NAME...

Is it Shadespear or Shadespear?

Either way it's MINE now!

Say something minor (insignificant, because this is supposed to be FUN,) that a Transformers cartoon did worse than the G1 cartoon.

I'll go first: in Transformers Cyberverse they Nerfed Shockwaves Boob

Bushes. How and why. Never again. Bleh.

You know what? As soon as I'm no longer sick I'm gonna go on an ADVENTURE! Go outside, take some pictures, drink some tea, that kind of stuff!