Me when miniforce drops one sentence of something that could barely qualify as lore
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Hey there, I was wondering if you have any miniforce headcanons? If not, that’s cool, happy Valentine’s Day btw
-Out of all of them, Max and Lucy are the tallest, Sammy being the shortest
-Max is 0”10
-Lucy is 0”9
-Volt is 0”7
-Sammy is 0”6.5
-It’s not super noticeable but when Volt wants to agitate him he’ll make some short jokes, that usually gets him riled up enough to take whatever challenge or dare was mentioned
-They’re all really strong
-Like come on, academy training and the fact Sammy used to be able to fly gives obvious hints they’re all stronk
-At one point when Sammy was insulting someone he said something along the lines of their head being more hollow than his bones (that’s been in my head for too long)
-This is the exact reason he can jump so high
-When Volt gets spooked or something his tail gets really poofy
-The group regularly picks up Sammy because of how short and light he is, he doesn’t even fight it at this point, he has accepted it as part of his life
-Lucy is the queen at Mario Kart but she doesn’t play it often because it gets kind of boring when you win every time
-By herself at least, beating her is basically a flex and it’s fun to hear the other’s reactions while playing while somehow avoiding sabotage, irl and in game
-Though she is queen of Mario Kart, Sammy is the king of drifting, even when he has been affected by a mini mushroom he will still somehow drift like a god (teach me your ways)
-Despite obviously bad with fast vehicles Volt still chooses the fastest option thinking he’ll win this time
-He doesn’t, but at one point he actually chose a different vehicle and cried happy tears when he got 4th place
-Max is pretty good at it but he and Lucy are the best at accepting defeat, it’s just a never ending competition with the everyone else
-Owl pellets
-Sammy will pull out a bucket at any given moment and puke out an owl pellet and set it off to the side
-Speaking of, he puts any food with bones into his mouth whole and puke out said owl pellet later on, but this doesn’t happen THAT often
-Max is a closeted vocaloid fan
-He can also do a perfect Peppy impression and Volt will occasionally ask him to say “Do a barrel roll!”
-He subconsciously says this out loud at any given moment
-He once saw a small stream and was just in his head, absolutely not, and chucked dirt on the spot
-He came home with a dirty tail and a dirty tail only
-He also has a big fear of spiders, the spider mechon only sort of resembled one which is why he wasn’t scared
-Leo, Lucy, and Sammy are the bug handlers of the group
-Pascal would make an amazing dad and I will fight you on this, it doesn’t matter whether he kidnapped the child or not
-This is canon, but they will all throw hands with a stranger for each other
-Gender is irrelevant and dorms at the miniforce training academy were based purely off of personality and such
-What birds lack in as much endurance as other animals due to hollow bones, they make up for exponentially in speed, agility, and etc.
-The group has physically asked Susie what a gender was and were confused at the fact they wear clothes 24/7
-Animals have non anthro forms as well as their anthro forms that we commonly see in the show, it’s just an ability that not many animals know about anymore
-There are animals that do live with humans and we just don’t see it in the show except for the main four
-Sammy is multilingual, he knows Cambodian, Spanish, asl, etc.
-Susie’s last name is Agnello
-Sammy is insecure about his laugh and dancing skills, part of the reason he doesn’t do either very often
-Even though they’re both awesome
-The crew on tv is the equivalent to Elmo on rove
-Once when Volt was aggressively bargaining, again, Sammy said something along the lines of, “ah yes bargaining, the third stage of grief”
-Sammy walks really quietly, he’s scared a lot of people on accident and maybe on purpose but you didn’t hear that from me
Me playing stardew valley for the first time: I don’t think I’ll date anyone, yknow? I’ll just make a nice farm and make friends with everyone!
Haley: *Is mean to me*
Me:
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I want to make a post to keep track of all the Goncharov score that’s been uploaded to tumblr, so I will link to all the one’s I’ve found so far and update with any new ones that come up (if you know any I’m missing please share the link!)
Main Theme uploaded by @caramiaaddio
Main Theme (End Titles) uploaded by @if-only-angels-could-prevail
The Bridge Breaks uploaded by @nicewizard
The Clocktower uploaded by @dungeonmastersconsortium
Farewell Scene uploaded by @levuna (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)
Tempus Fugit - “Clock Theme” uploaded by @trupowieszcz (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)
Goncharov Theme in Minor uploaded by @mapplejuice (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)
Katya’s Leitmotif (Vinyl Rip) uploaded by @unscharf-an-den-raendern (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)
Andrey’s Theme uploaded by @the-frosty-mac (pointed out to me by @muzic4sewerratz , thank you!)
It Is True (Extract) uploaded by @hex-of-els (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)
Memories Of Water - Goncharov Soundtrack uploaded by @rismrus (pointed out to me by themself– please do feel free to toot your own horn!)
Katya’s Sonata uploaded by @arcanistvysoren
Cover of the song Goncharov (2010) by @idiopathicsmile (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)
At Goncharov’s Gate (PC Version), song written for the PC game with a Super NES port released in 1994 for PC-DOS, uploaded by @badgraph1csghost (pointed out to me by @graduatedpillowmonster, thank you!)
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