Alternate Universe Where Bones Are Called Something Slightly Different

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

“what’s the right order to read-“ NONE. Everything is awful. Shut the fuck up and start pirating arbitrary comics and then desperately follow the references therein to OTHER comics like a proverbial breadcrumb trail for months until you’ve cobbled together some sort of ramshackle understanding of the universe and then lie with conviction for years like the rest of us. No comprehensible canon we die like men.

ID: A digital painting of Daken Akihiro from X-Men, lighting a cigarette. He has blood splatters on his face, and one of his hand has two open wounds from his claws, between the knuckles. His black hair is styled into a mohawk and he is wearing a black jacket. End ID. 

(Uncanny X-Men #460)

How this looks to Betsy:

Random blue teenager: OMG Dad! I’m in trouble!

Kurt: Hallo, In Trouble, I’m Dad.

Betsy: That escalated quickly.

Pretty sure it’s an unwritten X-Men rule that if a child just shows up and claims you’re related via plot nonsense, you’re supposed to just shrug and go with it.

Jason (Wally's voice actor) keeps posting Spitfire love notes after every Artemis episode and now Steph (Artemis' voice actor) is commenting hearts with arrows through them and I'm- 🥺

DC Sidekick Age References

Here’s a dump of all the references I’ve found. Know I’m missing a lot, and quite a few were found on other sites that didn’t give me the most precise info.

If you know of anything else, can correct a mistake you see, or want to discuss comic book aging - please send me an ask, message, or reblog!

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Jon has got to think that the other legacy characters are all crazy at this point. The Justice League is dead and every time he talks to another legacy character about it they're all "lmao they aren't dead"

Nightwing and Robin won't even entertain the idea that Bruce is dead and both get mad at Jon for even bringing it up:

And the Flash legacy characters straight up just bail on him when he asks them for help because they're searching for Barry Allen who is dead and Jon must think they're all nuts

Jon doesn't know what the other legacy characters know. He hasn't been around long enough to realize that 70% of the time a dead superhero will come back and that the number jumps to 99% when there isn't a body. Jon must think that there's a viral case of denial going around or something

Talia Wagner in Exiles (2001) #1