Life is a tornado and I'm just a cow being spun around for cinematic value.
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it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?
who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man
I made a pun in twitter and realized some feminist stuff. My pun went like this: “I know why we study men in history. It’s because you’re studying his story. That’s why it’s called history.” But thats not all...
I LOOKED MY PUN UP TO SEE IF IT WAS AN ACTUAL THING AND OMG THERES THIS AMAZING THING CALLED HERSTORY. ITS NOT HISTORY IF YOU’RE STUDYING A WOMAN’S STORY. ITS HERSTORY.
Period Cycle
1 week before Body: hey so you're bout to get your period so imma send you some mild cramps as a reminder. Me: okay thanks for the update. 3 days before Body: *cramps get stronger* Hey..this is just another reminder that the time is near. Me: *screams* Day of Body: Sending in missiles of mass destruction in 3...2...1... Me: *battle cry* BRING IT, BITCH.
Struggles
Me: *has to study for math test Me: *can’t study unless desk is perfectly neat and organized* Me: *gets bored of cleaning, texts* Logical Brain Side: I should study… Creative Brain Side: Yeah but I don’t want to… ADHD: SHE CAN STUDY IN THE MORNING Brain: sounds reasonable Me: *doesn’t study in the morning next day*
Struggles
Me: *has to study for math test Me: *can't study unless desk is perfectly neat and organized* Me: *gets bored of cleaning, texts* Logical Brain Side: I should study... Creative Brain Side: Yeah but I don't want to... ADHD: SHE CAN STUDY IN THE MORNING Brain: sounds reasonable Me: *doesn't study in the morning next day*
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Thanksgiving conversations are always so awkward.
Best thing I've seen today
I think i just learned more from this post than from school.
Curious Thought
If you could have a playlist of songs to describe your life, what would they be and what song would be your theme?
Aquarius (first) and Taurus (second) Co-workers
Aquarius and Taurus Siblings
Curious Thought
Do you imagine ever meeting your past and future self just to see how you became the person you are today and then asking yourself how you became the person you are going to be in 10 years?
Yes
This is too funny😂👍🏻
Curious Thought
Does anybody ever wonder what it's like to be a dog? To see through their eyes and to feel what they feel?
Nothing
The real test of friendship
Darkness is calling
I believe
Its sooo cute!
23 Emotions People Feel But Can’t Explain
Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.
Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.
Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.
Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.
Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.
Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.
Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.
Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.
Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening
Ellipsism: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.
Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence.
Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.
Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.
Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.
Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.
Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.
Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.
Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.
Source unknown.
LMAO
Never forget the time Benson went undercover as an early 2000s raver.
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