sammy-bammy
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he hasn't done anything wrong in his entire life
can you give him really big and sparkling eyes?
When ur mad at him this is who you’re mad at btw
I was reading a Anakin doesn't go boom crazy genocide mode (again) fic, and, I was like halfway through the second chapter and thinking, it would be pretty nice if this was a skywalkers apart fic, and gues what, i think i manifested it, cuz when i looked at the tags, (for context, I like to rawdog my fics, and only read the summary), There was a padme raises luke, anakin raises leia tag!
(i just realised that this isn't that much of an interesting story but I wanted to share some of my joy)
imagine how funny a fem! Anakin Skywalker would've been
Anakin, trying to hide their pregnancy, and Obi-Wan pretending he doesn't see it, would be very entertaining
Also, it makes a lot of sense because Anakin has technically only his mother's DNA, and a female only has X chromosomes and can't make a male on her own (XY chromosomes).
Lego Ninjago ruined the name Lloyd for me
It is impossible to read it for me in any other way than Laloyd
How do you explain to someone that your favorite character is not only from a kids' show, but also from a specific alternate universe
(it's Alcor the dreambender btw, I love the lill guy so much, he's my background at the moment, and my father asked who he is and I couldn't explain)
does adrien read ladynoir fanfics in his free time?
as a person with Dutch as their native language,
I cannot read Vader in the English way, I always read it in the Dutch way (in Dutch, vader means father), and in some Anakin redemption fics it can be soooo annoying! especially if it's a fic where Luke almost wants to call Vader his father, it feels like he already does!
When I was younger, I always had a little bit of a crush on Jack Frost, but now, because I'm older and wiser, I know the truth,
Jack Frost's attractiveness pales in comparison to North's.
How did I not see how hot he was when I was younger?! he is sooo sexy with his tattoos and his beard
I love that man
unpopular opinion
Dagur is the hottest character in the whole httyd franchise
He is just so attractive with his craziness and his beard
look at the little pookiebear, wouldn't you forgive him for anything he does
i am kinda scared to read a fic that strays so far away from canon
this is the fic btw:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33968944/chapters/84479605
I love the "Jason is the only Wayne who can cook" headcanon
It is always so funny because it is such a contrast to his looks and whole Red Hood persona. And it is logical, Jason had to take care of his mother after all, when he was younger.
And it gives us many fun scenarios...
(House husband Jason Todd is just perfect.)
Mai in Zutara fics: *emotionaly stunned and/or a shitty ex
Mai and Zuko in Zukka fics:
Zuko: I have to tell you something, I'm gay
Mai *looking at Ty Lee*: same
Wouldn't the world be a better place if a nice writer (like Rick Riordan) wrote Harry Potter instead of Joanne Katheen Rowling
I sometimes hate the Marauder fandom, how dare you make me love Peter, like he's just a lill guy, doing his thing
and then i remember the asshole he becomes
Nothing tickles my brain as much as a good Lily and Remus friendship. Platonic soulmates James and Sirius are good, but platonic soulmates Lily and Remus are better. They are such a good duo, and they make most Wolfstar fics so much better!!!
just Lily and Remus>>>>> they are fire people (I do not ship them btw)
James Acaster is how i imagine Remus Lupin
his whole clothing vibe gives of Remus, the same can be said about his general weirdness
i have some mixed feelings about the mha fandom, but I love that the first thing that most fanfic writers do when the first year of ua starts is expelling the grapist (mineta)
idk who made up the shipname for Gwaine x Arthur, but Arwaine is not the superior shipname, I am pro Gwarthur, please use this beautiful shipname carefully....
(i love making up shipnames that sound as terrible as it can be. why make some cute shipname if you can also just use an conflation from hell)
i do not ship them very much, but i was reading some gwainelin (merlin x gwaine) fics and then I started thinking about the word gwarthur, and I needed to share
I am so done with Instagram
I have a very simple hobby: I like to send stupid reels to Donald Trump and tag him on posts, but Insta doesn't let me do it anymore T^T zuck doesn't let me have any fun anymore
this says a lot about bruce...
I love that there are also a lot of variants of the tag, like Bruce Wayne's C+ parenting
I love the batfandom
bruce......
#AmandaConner Cover #Art #Batman
I need to talk about redhead Jason
because the dyeing of Jason's hair makes his insecurities even stronger (and I love me some good ol' angst) and honestly prison Jason (the one where he is reading Pride and Prejudice) is the hottest man alive and I would beat up the Joker for him without any care about my safety
the gingerteam (the outlaws) would be an even better sight (Jason loves his Gingers almost more than Dick.... even Artemis had red hair)
(edit) just realized that I didn't add a picture of our dashing and handsome book nerd
How to seduce your hot and shady neighbor in 10 steps, while solving your friend family drama on the way
A guide by Roy Harper
Hello, guys, so here is the master post for my latest JayRoy fanfic. I will post one scene per day for the next month and link the content here. Many thanks for @haithhegimp for the wonderful beta job on such short notice and the amazing cover for the story.
Step 1: introduce yourself. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Step 2: be friendly. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Step 3: don't ask questions. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Step 4: find common interests. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Step 5: use your kid as a honeytrap. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Step 6: be reliable (and still don't ask questions). Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Step 7: get close. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Step 8: get closer. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Step 9: realize you already met the family. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Step 10: get the shovel talk anyway. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
when they use the No Romantic Relationship(s) tag and don't use any other relationship tag 🤦♂️(I like to rawdog my fics, and only look at the relationship tags because spoilers, but it is very annoying if I have to guess
kinda disappointed in the hermitcraft fandom rn (especially the Grain fans) when I looked up Solidarity for some Timmy fics on ao3 I couldn't find any Timmy | Solidarity tags. Even a Timmy | Jimmy | Solidarity would have been funny but noooo, only the Jimmy | Solidarity tag exists.
so please dear fic writers use his lore accurate name, and don't be a bore
Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.
Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work
why do so many people ship other people with father figures
I do not want to ship shame, but I am always disappointed when I find a nice fic with a good premise, and bam the father figure shipping starts...
normally, I just filter, but in small fandoms, I like to rawdog it and do no filters and no tag check except for the relationship tags and I am always so disappointed when they pull this...
rn i am really into the Rangers Apprentice fandom, and they only have a little over a thousand fics, (i know that sounds like a lot but I think i have read the fics i find interesting in a week) and i hate it when they ship halt/will! Halt is such a dad in other fics and it just makes me feel gross....