Latest Posts by sadbl0b - Page 2

I mean, is he wrong though?

How did they make them gayer

Sorry love, the only thing fucking me is LIFE

Being asexual is really funny because you keep getting told that no one cares about you and you shouldn't talk about it because it's inappropriate and no one apart from a potential partner would care

But at the same time everyone is weirdly obsessed with your sex life

"have you had sex? yes? no? tell me the exact reasons why you did/did not have sex in great detail"

"you've never had sex? you HAVE to have sex right now! how dare you not have sex? what if you have a partner? you want to torture them? you want them to hate you?"

"you're having sex? how's that possible? you're not allowed, that's illegal. you are abusing your partners"

"do you masturbate? how often?"

"can you orgasm?"

"have you checked your hormones?"

"have you checked your brain?"

"did you never have good sex before?"

"did you have a bad relationship in the past?"

"were you raped?"

"are you a victim of CSA?"

"do you watch porn? what kind? tell me exactly what you felt while watching porn in great detail!"

"you like dressing nicely? wearing make-up? doing your nails? skin care? shaving?! how is that possible? everyone knows that the only reason anyone would do these things is to attract a mate. you must be lying about being asexual"

"do you own sex toys?"

"you're into BDSM? how could you be into BDSM? that's impossible!"

"did you have sex before? you didn't enjoy it, how is that possible, everyone likes sex!/you enjoyed it, how is that possible, everyone knows asexuals are not physically capable of enjoying sex!"

Damn. . .

I thought you didn't care

Me: I’m not like most aces

Date: *horny and expecting something dirty* Oh, yeah?

Me: *fully knowing what they’re thinking* Yeah. I think we should invade Switzerland. Not Denmark.

*the seven + Nico doing impressions of Jason to feel better*

Nico: Okay, my turn.

Nico: *Dies*

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

reblog to scare the aphobes