I Would Never Sacrifice Illumi’s Beautiful Black Eyes For Anything BUT It Is Actually Criminal That

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and one night shi qingxuan takes one of that bitter spiritual power candies and lies in bed… he doesn’t utter in his mind that password he and the earth master had chosen together out of a book of poetry for his private communication array because he thinks it will work, he utters it because if he knows it will not work… but it works

there is only silence on both sides, but the connection is open… if he speaks, black water will hear it… if black water speaks, he will hear it…

neither speaks, both know… both lie in their bed, on their back, rigid as sticks… the minutes pass

why doesn’t he kick me out of his communication array? shi qingxuan thinks

why did he reach for me? he xuan thinks

they are hopeful and they are terrified

an hour passes and it’s almost as if they were lying next to each other… and they know how it feels to lie next to each other

doesn’t he hate me? does he still care about me?

their hearts are agitated by a myriad of question

the hours pass and eventually shi qingxuan’s spiritual energy terminates… the exhaustion puts him to sleep, the shock keeps he xuan awake

denji’s bar mitzvah

I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge

ok but if at some point of chainsaw man part 2 denji is asked for his full name and he says ‘hayakawa denji’ i would literally cry my eyes out, it would be my last straw fr

gonna be real here: we need MORE quarter life crisis!Chuuya in that outfit!!! Helicopter scene, but he is dressed like that. Scene where he breaks in to Ango in Dead Apple, but he's dressed like that. Vampire!Chuuya bursting into prison, but he's still wearing these clothes; expect here plot gets derailed, because both Dostoevsky and Gogol cannot take the sight of it and start judging his fashion choices. They either get dressed the same right after or get him a new attaire first.

Alskdjfj thank you for requesting this anon, I love quarter life crisis Chuuya—(For anyone who’s new to this AU, it’s this thing I drew a bit ago)

Helicopter scene:

Prison breakout (I can’t imagine Fyodor would be pleased lol):

Dead Apple (plus a bonus because oh my gosh the mental image of Chuuya going through the entire movie like this, HELP):

bsd modern/uni au where the jail arc is all the meursault girlies going to a jailbreak-themed escape room for Fyodor’s birthday but they’re all drunk asf (except Sigma, who’s the designated driver) and. Dazai gets in and immediately lays down on the ground and accepts death but he’s so bored he starts solving the puzzles from the floor anyway and Nikolai is climbing the walls trying to see if the ceiling panels open and Chuuya is trying to brute-force various doors and safes open and poor Sigma is trying so hard to solve it and get out and Fyodor is waging psychological war with the person watching them over the cameras but he scares them away and starts trying to psychologically fight Dazai instead and at this point the worker assigned to them has just. left so they’re stuck in this room with Chuuya and Sigma’s crumbling sanity for like. three hours. in the end they get out bcuz Dazai solved the code for the door without even doing the rest of the room. anyways just think about it