Richie: rying to read a comic
Eddie:
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
honestly, i’d give george harrison all my fingers if he asked
R.I.P. George Harrison (February 25, 1943 - November 29, 2001 ∞)
I would assure all his fans that George was just as beautiful as they picture him. And maybe more.
- Tom Petty
“John and Paul jerked off together!”
the internet: WOOAHHH WHAT??? HAHAH THAT’S CRAAAaaaaAAAZY!!”
meanwhile in the Beatles fandom:
The Beatles relaxing poolside in Bel Air on August 24, 1964.
The Beatles played the Hollywood Bowl on August 22nd having flown to Los Angeles the night before after their show in Vancouver. They stayed at a rented house on St. Pierre Road in Brown Canyon, Bel Air.
Wonder Woman (2017) | Captain Marvel (2019)
look at me, a motherfucker
Men can be witches.
richie: *won’t get out of the hammock*
eddie: UGH i guEss i HAVE to climb on top of him and get in the tiny ass hammock with him and i HAVE to lie over him and make sure he’s touching my leg and i HAVE to be annoying and keep nudging his face with my foot and taking off his glasses and make sure he’s paying attention to me and i just GOTTA smile and stare at him lovingly UGH like i really have no other choice !
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade