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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Captain Kirk!

But how good people, could we forget:

Ducks

(And the whole car argument in general)

Things I love about Good Omens

The little voice Crowley does when he mocks something (CeLEstIaL hArMOniEs)

Crowley yelling “GROW BETTAH” and “ETERNITAYY”

Crowley trying to prounounce “bouillabaisse” while drunk (bou- bow- bouya- FISH STEW)

Tbh everything Crowley says when he’s drunk (brains the size of- damn big brains.... wHat’rE tHeY pUtTinG iN bANaNas)

Crowley hopping on consencrated ground

“Can I get a wahoo?”

“That went down like a lead ballon”

The fact that Crowley invented selfies

Crowley’s demonic miracles

Crowley keeping extra pairs of sunglasses in his car

Crowley and his ass full of sass waving at the police in his flaming Bentley

Crowley calling Aziraphale “angel”

Crowley

So? Dude, what we do, you can’t learn this crap in a book. You put on a flannel, you pick up a gun, you go out there. Either you get good fast or you get dead faster. - Dean Winchester

Happy Birthday Abby @spn-idjits-guide-to-hunting

Tag yourself I'm Tony

Stephen: There’s nothing better than getting up early. Rising with the sun and stepping outside to sit on the porch, nothing but a nice cup of tea and the fresh morning air to help you wake up

Tony: fuck that shit in this house we go to bed at three AM and sleep in past eleven or we die like goddamn KINGS

This is awesome

MARVEL women || Killer Queen

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I'm going to be a little extra biased right now. I keep seeing posts about who the best people to help Tommy are and what kind of people Tommy needs to be around and I gotta tell you... They make great points about stability, strong fighters and people that will have his back.

And I don't care man. I'm wanting him to ride or die with Tubbo and Wilbur on this adventure. I want them to be messy bitches, sitting in Tommy's tiny obsidian safe room, and barely able to function.

I want Wilbur to be nothing but nervous fake laughter and digging his nails into his skin and Tubbo fluctuating wildly between grief stricken and edgy wealthy widower. I want Tommy to look at these people and wonder how the three of them even managed to have breakfast without someone dying and yet, still , feeling really happy and like he wouldn't pick anyone else to sit in a doom box with him.

I'm not here for calm and therapeutic and what's the ideal situation. I'm here for these damaged teenagers and their barely competent older bother figure to interact and squeak out a "not a loss" despite the odds being against them. They started this shit show grouped together and I want to see them finish it.

This is one of the best proposals I've ever seen! Also Brie is fantastic and I just want people to know that.

please this is the cutest thing i have ever seen.

Using "I'm gay" as an excuse for anything

Ex. "Take out the trash" "I can't, I'm Fucking Gay"

Thanks I hate it

Calling things/people my dude. (Or, if your feeling fancy, my good dude)

Hearing a crash in another room "same"

Fistfight God in a denny's parking lot

They're holding hands. I want them dead

This is why god abandoned this timeline (and the compliment) this is not ideal

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

New year, new list of books I must read.

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