Role Reversal

This mf really got the perfect name for their job

Source (I was looking this up cause I realised I had had both in quick succession numerous times, and was curious):

I remembered, a while ago I went to Naples.

And they deep fried a calzone? Just put the poor bastard in hot oil cause why the fuck not. Was this a thing I just didn't know about? Was the restaurant on crack? Both?

I need to know why this exists.

Fuck yeah

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I MIGHT MAKE IT I MIGHT BEAT MY FIRST DEMON IN ALMOST A DECADE OF PLAYING THIS GAME OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK IT COULD HAPPEN IT COULD HAPPEN OH FUCK OH FUCK

My 3 AM thoughts were me thinking about how my country fucked itself by leaving the EU (guess).

And I realised that they are doing Brexit way more extreme than they said they would. Just like

Leave: Oh yeah, we'll stay in the European Economic Area, and I guarantee food and other standards will remain at a reasonable quality.

I feel I should add that I'm not angry at the person who broke up with me but just the world in general. Also, I was right in the tags. Grilled cheese is good shi.

Converting sadness into anger like some satanic (praise be) steam engine may not be a healthy coping mechanism, but idk, looks pretty good...

The Peggle fandom is dying

Reblog if you love pegging

One of the major components of a neural network is literally called a bias. We should've known.

@hatr @fasterthanlime

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

Ocean

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

It's kinda been a brute force process for me. I still don't get every rhythm or pitch right, and I've been playing the piano for at least 14 years (unless you count what I did at 2 years old with no lessons as "playing piano", in which case 16). I also play guitar, but the process is similar.

As you do more playing, you'll find your brain automatically places notes correctly (I no longer have to think almost at all about notes within one ledger line of the main stave for either clef) which will help with playing rhythm, which should also be getting better with playing. You can also train rhythm specifically with exercises. This can be as simple as ignoring the pitch of a note and just playing/clapping rhythms, or you can use exercises you find online.

I did grades, and the progression of these can be very helpful. Not only does the gradual increase in the difficulty of pieces give a nice guided progression, but the exam board I use now, Trinity, has exercises at the back of each book, of which you must learn some (i think one from each category), and one category is rhythm. For my grade six, for example, one of them was all about 3:2 (three against two) polyrhythms, look them up to figure them out, or you can ask and I'll try to explain.

Overall, keep trying to have fun. Play things you enjoy, play things you think are weird or might be a good challenge, improvise, whatever. Just play stuff, it'll get easier.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU READ MUSIC NOTES??? HOW????