R3v0lver-ocei0t - Val Venis' Cousin Pal Penis

MK1 TOWER MODE SPOILER AHEAD...

While I'm dreading that Harumi will probably be reduced as both Scorpion's wife in the future, I'm happy that at least NRS created a brief backstory for her and currently made her a head of a clan in Japan.

It's also sweet of Kuai to name the clan after her...

SOON.

i just know he’d be a really awkward but supportive dad (< delusional)

MK1 STORY MODE SPOILERS

Man, I feel really bad to Syzoth in the story mode...

Like imagine your clan banished you bc you can shapeshift, then as you went away you become helpless that he might as well die. Then when you thought someone might genuinely help you, they give you an offer you definitely don't want to do so you declined, and they instantly threatened to kill your family (and did), so you agreed, not knowing what he actually did.

To add damage to the wound, in the tower ending you found out that your shapeshifting abilities is not only unique to you, but other Zaterrans who can do that are killed and the killer is still out there, probably coming after you next...

Kobeni: Origins

i dont know anything about kpop at all it doesnt interest me in the slightest i think its like the pinnacle of weird celebrity culture. but even so im completely enamoured with the concept of nct. i love that theres a seemingly endless stream of guys. i like to imagine them all queueing up to get into one single comically long limousine. imagine you have to tuck them all into bed and give them a kiss on the forehead and you start at 8:30pm (their bedtime) and because theres so many of them by the time youve lovingly put the last member of nct to bed its morning. you pull up to mcdonalds drivethru and deliver a 15 minute long monologue to get every member of ncts order. this is the funniest picture in the world it looks like the UNs security council