Bakugo X Reader

Hey I was wondering if you were doing requests?

If you are, I've had this itch in my brain of a person with like a spiderman type quirk who is in the bakusquad and one day they're talking to someone and is so focused on whatever they're talking about that they just start walking up a wall and they don't even realize until they're in the middle of the ceiling.

This idea has just been bouncing in my brain and I would love if you could do something with it! I love your bakusquad works, you do amazing! 💜

hey hun, thanks so much,..first ask so im nervous :'))

bakusquad with reader that has a spiderman quirk!! ngl, ive also been itching about a reader with a spiderman quirk too.,soherewegohoney

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you and bakusquad were chilling in the common room when denki decided to break the silence.

"hey guys.." he started out. "yeah?" mina questioned, looking away from her phone to look at denki.

"how is bubble wrap made if you have to wrap bubbles into the bubble wrap? and how do the bubbles stay in the bubble wrap..." he finished.

"that is the most stup-" bakugo was starting his insult but before he could finish, you had stood up and started to pace the room, interrupting him.

"denki, the plastic sheet of bubble wrap is made of different materials which are melted into a thin film. this is then-"

"y/n?" kirishima tried to get your attention.

"-flattened, which is put into rollers-"

"y/n?" mina called your name. "that insert vacuumed-"

"oi, idiot!" bakugo had also tried. "-air into the sheet to create the air bubbles in the bubble wr-" "y/n!" jirou cut you off. "yeah?"

you had turned to look at her when you realized everything was..upside down. and you were on the middle of the ceiling..again.

"i think you're on the ce-" "i can see im on the ceiling." you deadpan. it was silent in the common room before you started to burst out laughing, still on the ceiling. mina chuckled at you and denki joined you in your fit of giggles.

once you finally caught your breath, you dropped down from the ceiling to the floor in your spider pose. everyone went back to their business and you went back on your phone, forgetting about what had just happened.

until denki broke the silence again.

"hey y/n..?"

"hm?"

"you never told me how the bubbles stay in the bubble wrap.."

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a/n: and then you shot a web on denki's face. ok, but sorry it took so long honey

me, a supposed writer, when i can’t find the very specific scenario i made up in my head in any fanfic: am i- am i supposed to write it myself??

yandere shoto todoroki

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> just thinking abt yandere shoto stalking protecting you while you're at a mall and he sees something that you linger on.

> you know you don't have enough money but your friends brought you along, so you solemnly stared at the product you wanted before following after your friends. later, you told yourself.

> surprise, surprise, the next day it's on your doorstep wrapped in a beautiful box with a ribbon and note. the note read:

y/n, i know how bad you wanted this yesterday, so i bought it for you. no need to thank me, your happiness is enough.

> let's just say, you definitely were happy all thanks to him. he'll win you over, he has faith he will.

omg this is so good

dynamight is clearly trying to go unnoticed in the grocery store, but you recognize him, anyway, despite the mask and low-pulled hat. knowing makes you feel even worse about approaching him—because you'd be too afraid to, otherwise—but you're not sure what else to do at this point.

you lean in close to him as he's standing in front of the produce, poking through the same bin.

"ooh, we need to get an onion, too, remember?"

he startles enough away from you that you can feel the foundation of your last ditch efforts crumbling. even beneath his hat, his light eyebrows pull down hard, gaze narrowing, and on the other end of such a fiery glare, you're reminded exactly why you've never wanted to meet him before: he's terrifying, handsome as he is.

"hah—"

you smile at him and hope it looks real, squishing into the space he's created even though your hands are shaking. "the guy by the juice followed me all around the store from the parking lot and i don't know what else to do." you widen your eyes, and you want to look, you do, but your facade is hanging on by a thread. "please help me."

dynamight swallows, and you hope his expression only seems so guarded because you're so close; enough to smell his subtle yet sharp cologne, to see the dark blonde wisps of his eyelashes. when he blinks, they brush against his mask, feather-light.

"okay," he nods once, and the gravel of his voice makes your stomach turn in some teenage way, that has your cheeks flaring.

(this is really not the time to be getting shy.)

he doesn't look towards the juice either, thankfully, and instead adjusts his stance, leaning into you in return, large and wide and formidable enough to nearly shield you from view. "an onion, huh? think we got one at home."

you can feel the warm press of his body against your own and it has you releasing a breath that had been trapped deep in your chest, has tears stinging behind your eyes. the sharp pain in your sternum lessens, and when you feel his hand come up to sit, carefully, against your lower back, dynamight murmurs,

"y'r alright,"

and you are.

Just to be clear. 😌

gaming streams with the bakusquad boys!!

no quirk!au, but it could totally be seen as them streaming in the regular au too!

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denki: ay, sero! i have a new profession! i just got a new job! my new job is a wife hunter! i find wives that are very unsatisfied in their current relationship and i satisfy 'em!

sero: that sounds like a good job! a job that would never pertain to me..!!

...

denki: you're so strong! i can't imagine why your wife would be unsatisfied, you know we got a request from her. she said, "hey im very unsatisfied with my s- current husband and i require your services to be happy again."

sero: what did you say to me..

denki: it's your WIFE, man! i- im just- im just doing my job dude.

denki: *gets killed by sero*

denki: AHHH- fucks sake. you know what pal. this is why your wife is unsatisfied because..

sero: FUCK YOU

denki: this is all you do

sero: fuck you, motherfucker!

denki: yeah, yeah

sero: that's not even a real job.

denki: dude, your wife is unsatisfied.

sero: you haven't even a real job- what is-

denki: she needs a MAN, like me

sero: WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

...

sero: HELLO MY FRIENDS!

kirishima and bakugo: OH SHIT- HELLO, HELLO, okay, okay, please don't destroy this spawner!

sero: denki has started a new job and im not.. im not happy with it. he's become a wife pleaser.

bakugo: HAHAHA

sero: i thought- i was very happy for him for finding a profession until i found out that my wife was on the list of wives to be pleased. i don't know why because im so strong! look how strong i am. *almost kills bakugo*

bakugo: NO, NO!

...

denki: weooo weeo!! this is the wife police. we are willing to give one of you unsatisfied wives an extra family!

kirishima: sero, im so sorry you have to hear this.

sero: im at the point now of unphasement. i don't believe denki will- will replace my wife.

denki: im a wife hunter and im looking for your unsatisfied wife, pal.

sero: my wife loves me! so much!

bakugo: how was your last valentine's day?

sero: it was very, very nice. i pl- i pl- i played halo 3 and she cried.

kirishima: she didn't cry really- you didn't make your wife cry on her birthday?

sero: *turns away in-game*

...

denki: unsatisfiedwives.com. are you an unsatisfied wife? do you hate your husband? are you an independent woma-

denki: *bakugo kills denki in-game*

denki: AHHHH. i was doing my ad. are you an independent woman but you-

sero: shut up. i dont want to hear from you.

denki: -still need a real man?

sero: i dont want to hear from you.

denki: weeo weeoo

sero: you're a waste of space. how did you find out that my wife is unsatisfied, what did she say?

denki: she sent me support emails to my website, unsatisfiedwives.com. she said, "my husband played halo 3 on my birthday and left me crying because he's a DICK!"

sero: i may have done that but what else, that can't just be the only thing

denki: she says you're lacking in the..in the uh, *pp* in the, *pp* apartment. HAHA-

sero: *attacks denki in-game*

denki: -..AHHH AH!!

denki: why is it that your wife hates you so much?

sero: ...

sero: i think it's- i think it's because of my lack of commitment. i-i struggle to make plans with her and-and whenever i do, i always worry that it's- if- if i should invite her along with me, you know? whilst i appreciate we have the same mutual friends..sometimes when im speaking to her, it feels like im- im genuinely just talking to a wall. it feels like we have-

bakugo and kirishima: *walks into view to cross to the other side in-game*

bakugo: just-.. just passing through

sero: none of the same interests we have when we were younger

bakugo: just passing through. just-

sero: when-

kirishima: just..ignore us!

sero: when we were younger it felt like we-

kirishima: ignore us!

bakugo and kirishima: *they cross and walk out of view*

sero: we were so close to each other and as we've grown up and as we've gotten older, it feels like...less and less of us is- aligns with the same, you know, path that we went down and- and sometimes i-i go out drinking with my friends and i come back and she- she seems angry like i should've invited her but i know i can't invite her because she would not enjoy the experience but i really enjoy it and it just feels..it feels like we've changed into 2 very different people as opposed to changing and growing together. and it's- it's difficult and i don't know what to do.

everyone: ...

denki: good. im young and sexy and i will have sex with her. HAHAHA

sero: i'm going to murder you

denki: LET'S GO. AHHHH-

denki: *sero kills him in-game*

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a/n: credits to tommyinnit's dragon morph mod video!! it makes more sense if you watched the video before. if you haven't, the timestamp would be 10:55, 11:23, 12:31, and 13:29. go check it out, tommyinnit is very funny!!

if you watch the full dragon morph mod video by tommyinnit, i constantly see the people as followed:

> sero is wilbur soot

> denki is quackity

> bakugo and kirishima are phil and tommy, kirishima leading more towards philza, but it depends on what is said

i really don't know what to post here..like i don't know if i should write stories or just reblog stuff or something

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.