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Hey since Iowa is trending, I’d like to call attention to the fact Iowa passed an anti-protest bill. It gives immunity to drivers who “unintentionally” hit protesters with their vehicle.

Our current US senators are Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst. Our current representatives are Ashley Hinson, Mariannette Miller-Meeks, Cynthia Axne, and Randi Feenstra.

I’ll be updating this post with more information but for now I just needed someone somewhere to see this and to try and raise awareness.

i was talking about garmadon with my friend yesterday and suddenly i see a bunch of garmadon stuff on my twitter and tumblr feeds-

i feel called out

Ways I’ve found Queer People show affection:

-🥺🥺🥺

-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

-*incomprehensible list of emojis*

-SKSDJFHIWUEHFIUWHEIUHDSIUDHFIUSDHFUODH SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

-I would die for you

-*sends picture of rock* it’s you

-bitch I’ll fight you

-hey do you wanna feel REALLY gay? *sends picture of hot person*

-*sends gif of two animals hugging* it’s us

-*sends gif of two animals fighting* it’s us

-hey wanna hear something cursed? Too late you’re hearing it anyway

pls i think the same thing😫🥺

Young Wu: * sees Liber and Lilly having fun * Sensei Wu: * sees Jay and Cole having fun * Their friendship is like Libber and Lilly's

The perfect woman doesn’t exis-

pls i love him so much

💙⚡️Jay’s Love Language Being Physical Touch As a Visual Thread💙⚡️

feel free to add on

things I learned from Ninjago:

grief is a process and everyone handles it differently. just don’t handle it alone.

sacrifices have consequences. know what you’re getting into.

a people and their politics are not one and the same. a people does not deserve to be stereotyped and punished for its leaders’ wars.

never put off until tomorrow what can be done today.

playing a supporting role is just as important as taking the lead.

even trusted adults’ wisdom has limits.

some teenagers fall in love and stay forever. some adults fall in and out of love. it’s never not going to be complicated and messy.

parents expressing love for you isn’t embarrassing.

love isn’t embarrassing.

it’s okay if you function a little differently or are hard to figure out. you’ve just got more gears.

IF THERE’S MORE THAN ONE NINJA, IS IT “NINJAS,” OR JUST “NINJA?”

I THINK IT’S JUST “NINJA”

aodksjusjs thank you, i appreciate the love😌

i heard @grimbeak was looking for this scene👀

i heard @grimbeak was looking for this scene👀

i love them so much ahhh

Two years ago from today, April 19, 2019, Moto aired. At the end of it, Jay friggin proposed to Nya(and my heart exploded). So that means today, April 19, 2021, is their two year anniversary!!! Oh my god I love them so much😭😭.. I heard there’s a Jaya Day but idk if today’s the day. But it’s like the "official” anniversary sort of. The point is that they're amazing and I’m crying. Yay Jaya 😃 Plus with the s15 news going around (I'm still recovering from crying in the middle of the night) this recognition is needed even more now.

i think i have a problem, someone in my zoom chat typed the word “weekend” and i immediately read “weekend whip” i-

@grimbeak

i could totally be getting the wrong vibe but i was listening to the song YKWIM? by Yot Club and it made me think of your Jay Gordon AU, like jay and his parents (specifically cliff)

hey is it just me who loves it when lloyd calls pixal “pix”. like their friendship 🥺🥺 we need more of that pls lego

*our kids 

my kids came back 😎

do you ever just,, try really hard to focus but no matter what you do you can’t focus and then you feel bad for not focusing because everyone else seems to be focusing just fine and then you just think you’re being lazy even though you’re really not and then-

Reblog if ur blog is basically a shrine for Ninjago

*throws rock* im down to start throwing rocks at people in order to locate members of the ninjago fandom

why has nobody knocked me out yet

no no, i was thinking the same thing

he just seemed very ‘there’s something wrong but im not gonna let you know that because saving nya and maya is more important’

something about him just feels off and i could be wrong but didn’t zane say that even if jay did survive, there would be fatal damage or something?? 

Seabound Episode 5+6 Reaction

Episode 5

“What island? Keepers of what?” I love Nya so much oh my gosh-

I’ve only heard about two lines from Prince Kalmar’s adopted brother at this point but I’ve already decided that I would die for him and he’s my new son.

“While you guys are thinking, I’m gonna go get the, uh...oxygen tanks.” ...Fuck.

GLOWY EYES

AHHHHHH

...Aight is it just me or does anyone else think that Jay is not actually as okay as he’s acting?

I don’t know why exactly but I think there’s something wrong.

Also I’m kinda miffed at their use of Zane’s sacrifice track for that scene. Sure it was kind of intense but not nearly on the same level as season 3’s finale—idk it just doesn’t feel right

Captain Jay sjskalfkshalddjla

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Episode 6

Blah the intro is still blasphemous

Whoa that’s a really cool-looking shark water monster thing

FSM why couldn’t Nya have been this amazing in every season.

Bruh did he just kill his own dad

How is that allowed on a kids show

“He has been gravely injured by the surface dwellers” bITCH how dare you lie to my new son like that

Okay so the king’s still alive?

“Zane? You don’t require a breathing device.” “Yes, but I like how it completes my attire.” MY GOD

Jay is a literal 5 year old hdkslaldjjsla

Okay so Benthomaar knows that his brother (who I’m not adopting) is evil now that’s good

They’re like Thor and Loki but with swapped morals

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Anyway to sum up: Nya is becoming my new favorite, I’m concerned about Jay’s well-being, and I have adopted another lego person.

OMG PLS I WOULD LOVE FOR THEM TO BOND NOW ITS ALL IM GONNA THINK ABOUT

ALSO IM CRYING, NOT JAY LIVE-STREAMING-

Jay, livestreaming from the bottom of the ocean: so guys i'm not in a very poggers situation right now this is not poggers i repeat this is not pogge- blub blub blub

OMG HAHSBHDBDF

it’s okay tho because another boy who was adopted is gonna save him and they can bond 

STOP STOP STOP I CANT HANDLE THIS AIXAIJFJAJCSJ

PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS AHHHH

I'm just imagining at the end of s15 when Nya is *sniffle* already gone, Jay was unconscious the whole time. When he wakes up he doesn't know what happened and doesn't know Nya isn't there. When he finds out he loses it.

honestly these were pretty much my exact thoughts-

jay just seemed kinda..off and that makes me worried but also i would die for benthomaar

Seabound Episode 5+6 Reaction

Episode 5

“What island? Keepers of what?” I love Nya so much oh my gosh-

I’ve only heard about two lines from Prince Kalmar’s adopted brother at this point but I’ve already decided that I would die for him and he’s my new son.

“While you guys are thinking, I’m gonna go get the, uh...oxygen tanks.” ...Fuck.

GLOWY EYES

AHHHHHH

...Aight is it just me or does anyone else think that Jay is not actually as okay as he’s acting?

I don’t know why exactly but I think there’s something wrong.

Also I’m kinda miffed at their use of Zane’s sacrifice track for that scene. Sure it was kind of intense but not nearly on the same level as season 3’s finale—idk it just doesn’t feel right

Captain Jay sjskalfkshalddjla

-

Episode 6

Blah the intro is still blasphemous

Whoa that’s a really cool-looking shark water monster thing

FSM why couldn’t Nya have been this amazing in every season.

Bruh did he just kill his own dad

How is that allowed on a kids show

“He has been gravely injured by the surface dwellers” bITCH how dare you lie to my new son like that

Okay so the king’s still alive?

“Zane? You don’t require a breathing device.” “Yes, but I like how it completes my attire.” MY GOD

Jay is a literal 5 year old hdkslaldjjsla

Okay so Benthomaar knows that his brother (who I’m not adopting) is evil now that’s good

They’re like Thor and Loki but with swapped morals

-

Anyway to sum up: Nya is becoming my new favorite, I’m concerned about Jay’s well-being, and I have adopted another lego person.

soooo i saw the newest episodes for seabound..does anyone want to scream over them with me??

PLS I CANT DO THIS LIKE JAY IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER NOO

has tumblr seen the episode leaks from twitter because phew…

the amount of ninjago playlists i have on spotify is..concerning

and im still working on 3 or 4 MORE ninjago playlists i-

im realizing, this entire blog is probably just gonna be me freaking out over ninjago and you know what?? thats okay with me-

hi!! this is just a little bit about me :))

-im 15 and my pronouns are she/they

-queer

-i have an unhealthy obsession with lego ninjas, specifically jay walker

-adhd :D

-i ship jay from ninjago with so many people

-i also really like ducktales(2017), camp cretaceous, tales of arcadia, and other y7 netflix shows

-i have TONS of ideas for fanfiction but i never write them because i suck at writing (it’s just a bunch of unfinished ideas in my notes app pls-)

-feel free to talk to me! but be warned, i am a bit awkward

-im a jay kinnie

-i love music, i sing a little and i play some instruments

-i have ao3 (analogically_artistic), spotify (keyblade_war), instagram (analogically.artistic), and twitter (analogically_zt)

-my tiktok is prodigiouspatton but i don’t really use it

uhhh yeah i think that’s pretty much it for now, thanks for reading!!

jay walker indeed

also, looking at your tags?? i must create a google doc where i insert myself into ninjago now, it just has to be done-

*sighs* it is once again time to cry because jay walker is not real and he cannot be my best friend because of this

hi so i made a short little fanfic about jay’s feelings about his birth parents that you can find here

it’s just a short little drabble butttt yeah :P

i only have two fanfics so far and they’re both pretty short but i’m working on a longer one rn

*sighs* it is once again time to cry because jay walker is not real and he cannot be my best friend because of this

i would like to know more about how jay interacted with s3 and s4 garmadon, i really like that dynamic-

alr alr

ask me shit ab jay gordon au so i can develop it also please do not hesitate to suggest things