podcast-junkie
he/they | hyperfixation zone
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santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney
I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
I made a meme cause I was struck with an idea a few days ago
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anerican choese
Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real
an extra hour in the brick pit
when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave
It was vital to me that I made this post
let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.
cecil banging out the tunes!
Listening to The Silt Verses and hearing Jonny Sims was a genuine jumpscare. I love him but whenever he just appears out of nowhere he gives me the same reaction as Lin-Manuel Miranda
TL;DR - my reaction to Jonny appearing out of nowhere:
Neil!!!
Jonny really said "you clowns should listen to an hour of clown music today" huh...
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
we are so back !!!!!!!
Is Leitner under the trap door again... I hope he is so he can be killed twice 🤎🤎🤎
GRIFTER'S BONE IN THE XVIIIth CENTURY????
