Rowena Ravenclaw: Wait, Salazar, How Come You Ended Up With The Shittiest Common Room? We Dished Out

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

To Be Written

Source: Steven Ingels

The Marauders as Classic Teen Films

James: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Sirius: The Breakfast Club (1985)

Remus: Dead Poets Society (1989)

Peter: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

okay but /listen/ the one thing this fandom doesn’t have nearly enough of is headcanons surrounding the gryffindor boys dorm in harry’s year

like,,,, harry, ron, dean, seamus, and neville… there’s so much potential for wonderful, wonderful headcanons and i feel like we really don’t explore that enough

Turns out that in order to post my fics, I have to write them! Shocked and upset.

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“I don’t know what I was expecting. Something flashier, I guess?”

“What, I’m not impressive enough? I just saved your life.”

“Next time, do it with flair.”

can we just talk about the time that Lupin was recovering from a full moon and Snape taught the DADA class and made all the students write essays on how to kill werewolves for Lupin to read when he got back I hate Snape so much it’s not funny

« Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate once in a while, how about that? »

Remus Lupin, drunk off his arse at a Gryffindor party, probably

a day in the potter-malfoy kitchen.