Cause I drew something and I actually like how it turned out. But I know it out bad, but that's okay. Before anyone asks what it is I just have to say I have no idea.
so I just made a sanders sides discord server and we’re vibing and we’re setting up the ship channels and realized: with all the poly ships there are so many combos.
Half of us are gay and bad at math, but we found a site to calculate EVERY POSSIBLE SANDERS SIDES SHIP. (I full-on turned into Logan for a moment this was a important scientific discovery)
This includes three-way, four-way, five-way, and even six-way poly ships, and all the two way ships.
According to my calculations,
Including all cannon sides, and character!thomasxside ships (also ones where he’s in poly ships w/sides) there are….
*drumroll please*
including remy and emilie (outside of sanders sides but usually grouped with those characters), there are
(this includes the remrom incest ships but I left them in bc it’s a calculation and ik they exist so for accuracy purposes they are there)
My hand hurt but I wanted to make something so I drew this quickly last night.
Virgil: Suck a dick Roman, I have Remus now.
Roman: *starts crying*
Virgil: He has no dick to suck
Roman: *brust into laughter*
Virgil referring to Remus : he won't stop fucking them, and then he'll fuck me. Oh my god
Young Patton: We have to save Logan. Now if blue's clues has taught me anything, we should keep our eyes open for paw print.
Young Roman: And maybe a pepper shaker!
Young Patton: ...
Young Roman: His wife's kinda a bitch, I'm pretty sure she was seeing another shaker.
Young Remus: *laughing in the background*
Young Virgil: You get paprika from salt and pepper.
Young Remus: THAT HO WAS CHEATING!
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
Patton: how many pancakes are on the ceiling
Logan: *glances at the ceiling* None
Virgil: What are you talking about dad?
Remus: PURPLE CAUSE ALIENS DONT WEAR FUCKING HATS
Virgil: Remus Deciet is write there open your eyes.
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
Hi. I go by Phoenyx now, Nyx for short. I prefer they/them pronouns, but I also go by she/her.
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