All I Want Are Weird Dice I Can Post For Weird Dice Wednesday😔😔😔

i move into my college dorm today and i already know that the second i get back from doing colour guard intro stuff (getting my uniform, meeting everyone else, etc) i'mma have a mental breakdown in my room

Dungeons and dragons? In this economy!?

Look, best I can do for you is an angry lizard in a hole in the garden.

don’t forget that vegas and pete know each other. and have for years. not well, but they are certainly not strangers. they’ve literally tortured and murdered people together. not that long ago! we saw it! in vivid bloody detail on screen!

i just think maybe that’s important to remember when examining their interactions. terrorizing people is a large part of pete’s job description! not just watching dramas with tankhun and being adorable and very bad at spying. along with all that there is also that time he was ruthlessly stomping that one guy to pulp without so much as a flicker of hesitation and when porsche asked him about it he shrugged and said, “yeah i used to think people were good or bad too. i don’t anymore.”

they aren’t starting from a baseline of naive captive-experienced tormentor. they’re starting from the baseline of both having been the experienced tormentor many times before. so of course there’s understanding! 

what’s unusual (to us, and to vegas) is that pete is kind about it when he doesn’t have to be and has no reason to be. because menace, violence, torture, confinement, humiliation, those are all normal in their world. (are we ready to talk about how porsche’s punishment crawling around the gym for hours was also torture…? no? well.) that’s all in a day’s work. but kindness is not.

so anyway pete has apparently become my favorite character and i’m here to personally defend all of his dark shadows and sharp edges

my tummy hurts and i can't tell if it's sick hurt or hungry hurt or what but either way i hate it

me when i got 24 notes on a post about how in love i am woth mackenyu arata

guys im tumblr famous ive decided to quit streaming this is it for me i've hit my peak and i'll never recover this is a good day

i hate being hungry 'cause who tf is this little devil inside my stomach and why is it moving around so much

.......i need this

Happy weird dice Wednesday!

A bunch of my friends have asked for this dice, but every time I tell them I’m never gonna give it up

It also happens to be giant (my favourite d20 for scale)

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i'mma be 100% honest i came back to tumblr just 'cause of @itsapmseymour and i think that says smth about me

not a man not a woman but a secret third thing (freddy fazbear)

i hate being sick 'cause wtf do you mean it hurts to swallow so i can't eat anything