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speaking of robot self expression though. Engraving my metal plates the way humans put ink into their skin. Nice quality stickers that won’t fall off or disintegrate immediately. Drilling little holes into my plating to put jump rings like piercings (─‿‿─)♡

hate that I can’t really wear bracelets or necklaces or rings bc they’ll get caught in my joints ┐(´～｀)┌

A COLLAR HOWEVE-

went w/someone to pick up a plane today (long story) from a museum and the guy helping us kept repeating “I just want them to go to a good home” and now I’m just imagining sweet little planes finding good little owners to take care of them

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brb gonna ask my technicians if we have any vacuums leftover

cause if we do this is the only way I’m gettin around

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punishing your robot girlfriend because you caught her frotting with the joycon

Imagine stretching your poor bot, trying to pull on wires to access their main control panel, imagine their wires straining as you push deeper, closer to the motherboard, connections straining but you’re careful not to break anything, just pushing past them as you feel the fan speed pick up and their speech become more garbled

Teasing a computer by tracing your headphones around the headphone jack. You agree. Reblog

Don't forget your tetanus shot before hitting that gilf robussy

he mentioned a robot collar and a cable leash and i can't get it out of my head

him digging inside me , tugging on wires , ripping them out , coolant getting everywhere

he's got a million different things plugged into me making my processors run slowly and stupidly

and yet the second i stop looking at him , the second i stop paying attention to him or begging him to keep going or thanking him for using his digits on me ...

he tugs on the leash and forces me to use any remaining processing power i have to focus on him , asking me who owns me . asking me who gave me the gift of my mechanical body . asking me who gave me the privilege to be feeling the pain and pleasure i'm feeling right now . stopping all movement until i whine and whimper and manage to cry out his name

and then he calls me his good girl , his perfect creation , his divinity , and the cycle repeats for HOURS

Ever loved your partner so much that you feel the need to be inside them? Two bodies made whole? Attached at the hip? Fused into one? O boy do I have the solution for you!

I am going to Weld Us Together.