I Can’t Get Anything Done And It’s Literally Slapping My Ass

i can’t get anything done and it’s literally slapping my ass

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6 years ago

‪Honest, raw, real communication changes everything. Get it out. Unburden yourself. Say what you feel.‬


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6 years ago

I literally woke up from a dream that turned from a little daughter’s practice of learning how to serve ppl to a full blown out one piece theater where everyone showed up as if it was a con and it was in an open field, and there was one hancock walking with her luffy and i had happen to look and she was like “DON’T LOOK AT MY FUCKING HUSBAND YOU PEASANT” and i was like “oh ok” but my brother turned to stone looking at hancock, smh

BUT KOALA!!! WAS SO BEAURIFUL!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! And Sabo came in dressed as Lucy Sabo and they did an interaction with him and Koala w Fujitora (like a model fight you could say)

And I remembe taking pictures but a selfie with them costed 2 thousand dollars and i was like “lmao i aint thqt desperate” but i saw mum pulling put her card

“mum???? We aint got that kinda money you know that right?”

Ampnd then everyone started screaming and i was like ?????

th3 announcer was saying somwthing, and all i had to do was turn right??? And there he was, in his fame and glory, the bae, the smore, the freckled sunshine

and he walked over to me (indirectly he was getting around to something) and he smiled and i straight up fake fainted to the point the announcer announced it

“Oh, looks like we got a fainter here folks!!! Be careful!!! Fire so hot he knocks people out!!!”

anyways so i walked around and we ended uo meeting again and he was like “hmm, fate seems to think we should stick, so!!! What’s your name, buddy?”

“hgkhgkggmkhhkf”

“That’s a really big mood, man. I literally woke up from a nap and I don’t even know where I’m at yet. It’s been almost half an hour.”

And somehow, i ended up being a lead singer of the marching band and i had to sing a song i had never heard before (Destiny’s Road by LongHaven LynnHaven) and thr band knew i never heard it but i had 20 minutes to remember ut b4 i had to perform it in frONT OF THE SMORE JESUS CHRIST WHY COUKDN’T THEY LET ME BE GUITAR


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6 years ago

Sex-repulsed aces are not to blame for other people misunderstanding asexuality, even if your asexuality is tied to your sex-repulsion. You all are great and deserve to have your boundaries respected. Society puts a lot of emphasis on certain actions to be considered “real” relationships, but these are not true. Your health, safety, and comfort should come first.


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6 years ago

i've learned that the actions you take can be harmless to you, but harmful to others

i've learned that some mistakes you make, you can't, and won't, be able to fix

i've learned that the friends you have now, won't always be there later

and i've learned, that the actions i've taken, will always hurt someone, no matter how small


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5 years ago

friends are fun

6 years ago

over the garden wall is, and still is, a beautiful masterpiece and i love it just for that


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