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8 months ago
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9 months ago

Yeah and hes grumpy as hell having to deal with all these asks on a daily basis but at least people enjoy the weird noises he calls music

how long have you been on tumblr?

Shut the HELL up MAN. are u trying to piss me off?


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mr-sheridan
10 months ago

I think when he does his big 4th of July address today, Biden should do this:

I Think When He Does His Big 4th Of July Address Today, Biden Should Do This:

Everyone would go nuts and forget he's 1000

mr-sheridan
1 year ago
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1 year ago
Mini Cinnamon Roll Cheesecakes

Mini Cinnamon Roll Cheesecakes

mr-sheridan
1 year ago

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

My English Prof Teaching Abt Cover Letters Today And Me Trying Not To Bring Up The Luke Skywalker Cover
mr-sheridan
1 year ago
A Hill And A Farm Road, June 2017

A hill and a farm road, June 2017

Okay, so I've received lots of wonderful comments and messages—Thank you so much!— and I may answer some individually over the next week, but for now I've been talked into leaving my blog up and continuing to post. Too many people told me that the pictures I post made their days better or were meaningful to them for me to leave. One person said basically not to let bad drive out the good. And maybe it wouldn't be that bad for AI pictures to have hints of beautiful eastern Pennsylvania. But I've also made a Pillowfort account called Geophile. I'm not sure how Pillowfort works or how much I'll use it but I like their anti-AI stance. Find me there if you join. Further thoughts and comments are welcome. 🌿🌼🌳🌷🌈

mr-sheridan
1 year ago
Aimee Seu, From "In Flux: 25"

Aimee Seu, from "In Flux: 25"

mr-sheridan
1 year ago
This Is A Bag Of Flour For One Of The Martyrs Who Died In The Massacre A Short While Ago

This is a bag of flour for one of the martyrs who died in the massacre a short while ago

mr-sheridan
1 year ago
Source: The Boy Who Collects The Stars 星をあつめる少年
Source: The Boy Who Collects The Stars 星をあつめる少年
Source: The Boy Who Collects The Stars 星をあつめる少年
Source: The Boy Who Collects The Stars 星をあつめる少年
Source: The Boy Who Collects The Stars 星をあつめる少年

Source: The Boy Who Collects The Stars 星をあつめる少年

by Natsu

mr-sheridan
1 year ago

What I was taught growing up: Wild edible plants and animals were just so naturally abundant that the indigenous people of my area, namely western Washington state, didn't have to develop agriculture and could just easily forage/hunt for all their needs.

The first pebble in what would become a landslide: Native peoples practiced intentional fire, which kept the trees from growing over the camas praire.

The next: PNW native peoples intentionally planted and cultivated forest gardens, and we can still see the increase in biodiversity where these gardens were today.

The next: We have an oak prairie savanna ecosystem that was intentionally maintained via intentional fire (which they were banned from doing for like, 100 years and we're just now starting to do again), and this ecosystem is disappearing as Douglas firs spread, invasive species take over, and land is turned into European-style agricultural systems.

The Land Slide: Actually, the native peoples had a complex agricultural and food processing system that allowed them to meet all their needs throughout the year, including storing food for the long, wet, dark winter. They collected a wide variety of plant foods (along with the salmon, deer, and other animals they hunted), from seaweeds to roots to berries, and they also managed these food systems via not only burning, but pruning, weeding, planting, digging/tilling, selectively harvesting root crops so that smaller ones were left behind to grow and the biggest were left to reseed, and careful harvesting at particular times for each species that both ensured their perennial (!) crops would continue thriving and that harvest occurred at the best time for the best quality food. American settlers were willfully ignorant of the complex agricultural system, because being thus allowed them to claim the land wasn't being used. Native peoples were actively managing the ecosystem to produce their food, in a sustainable manner that increased biodiversity, thus benefiting not only themselves but other species as well.

So that's cool. If you want to read more, I suggest "Ancient Pathways, Ancestral Knowledge: Ethnobotany and Ecological Wisdom of Indigenous Peoples of Northwestern North America" by Nancy J. Turner

mr-sheridan
1 year ago

cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

May I humbly request to joy yer crew as a lowly ship rat my good sire I can offer my excellent services of crumb recycling and strange and slightly vexing mystery noises at night

I'm starting a pirate crew

I'm Starting A Pirate Crew

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mr-sheridan
1 year ago

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mr-sheridan
1 year ago

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

mr-sheridan
1 year ago

Hello!!!! No one gonna talk about this???

mr-sheridan
1 year ago

So basically a virtual dictator?

have you ever wished that your blog wasn't as popular as it is? that there were too many eyes staring at your stage?

I want this blog to have 20 times the number of followers. I want more followers than countries have people!


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mr-sheridan
1 year ago

THREAD OF INFORMATION FROM BISAN’S RECENT TIKTOK LIVE ON FEBRUARY 12TH — user ItsMaybeMadi on X ( Twitter ) PLEASE READ!!

THREAD OF INFORMATION FROM BISAN’S RECENT TIKTOK LIVE ON FEBRUARY 12TH — User ItsMaybeMadi On X (
THREAD OF INFORMATION FROM BISAN’S RECENT TIKTOK LIVE ON FEBRUARY 12TH — User ItsMaybeMadi On X (
THREAD OF INFORMATION FROM BISAN’S RECENT TIKTOK LIVE ON FEBRUARY 12TH — User ItsMaybeMadi On X (
THREAD OF INFORMATION FROM BISAN’S RECENT TIKTOK LIVE ON FEBRUARY 12TH — User ItsMaybeMadi On X (
THREAD OF INFORMATION FROM BISAN’S RECENT TIKTOK LIVE ON FEBRUARY 12TH — User ItsMaybeMadi On X (

LINKS IN THREAD:

BISAN’S GOFUNDME.

DONATE TO UNRWA.

PLEASE SHARE THIS !!! REBLOG/SHARE DO WHATEVER. PALESTINE NEEDS YOU.

mr-sheridan
1 year ago

Oh my gosh

BREAKING: Biden has cut off funding to @UNRWA, which provides life-saving aid to 2.2 million Palestinians in Gaza every day.

The US is collectively punishing Palestinians, who rely on UNRWA to survive, based on Israeli allegations against 0.0004% of UNRWA's staff. Outrageous.

— IMEU (@theIMEU) January 26, 2024

This is pure evil. They say 12 employees participated in Oct 7th so they have to stop feeding the entire population????

Statement on UNRWA Allegations - United States Department of State
United States Department of State
The United States is extremely troubled by the allegations that twelve UNRWA employees may have been involved in the October 7 Hamas terrori
mr-sheridan
1 year ago

Mine also peed everywhere? Just be aware of that because I very much was not and after handling my rats I very much often smelled like pee. Not sure if it's a male rat thing but I searched it up and rats apparently can't control their bladder so they just continuously leak pee...

Some things I wish I knew when first getting a rat:

You don't need to spend hundreds of dollars on a cage. Rat owners get so pissy over getting name brand fancy cages that can survive 12 world wars when you can actually just stack some cheap larger rabbit/guinea pig/ferret cages. I put a $60 dollar cage on top of my fancy ass $200 ferret one and my rats love it. No injuries or spontaneous exploding into smithereens like rat owners think will happen. I line the sides with cloth and it helps a lot.

If you're American, Oxbow is your friend. I used them with my rabbits years ago when I had them and they're great.

DIY decorations are fun but it gets exhausting after a while. If you want to play it safe, just using hides, hammocks and chew toys work!

All natural cages are cool if it's like an aesthetic thing but in reality they rot, get stinky and gross very fast. Very nasty and smelly.

Rats DO NOT like chew toys for cats or dogs. They love paper, wood, cloth, sticks, pumice, etc.

A rat injuring another rat is not by default always aggression. Only time I've seen it happen is either 1) They're sick/in pain, super grumpy and you need to get them to the vet or 2) You're still bonding them and someone got angry because they're still strangers. Best to rule it out both before neutering or seeking other options for aggression.

mr-sheridan
1 year ago
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1 year ago
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]
[ You Meet God And She Is Mostly Dead Fish. ]

[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]

a comic based on this post:

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You meet god and she's mostly dead fish. You ask her why and she says most of the world is dead fish, and she's made herself to appeal to th
mr-sheridan
1 year ago
KE HUY QUAN
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KE HUY QUAN

Photographed by Eric Ray Davidson for GQ Taiwan (November 2023)

mr-sheridan
1 year ago
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1 year ago

Everyone please say hello to Sock!

Everyone Please Say Hello To Sock!
Everyone Please Say Hello To Sock!

She is very small!!

mr-sheridan
1 year ago

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

mr-sheridan
1 year ago
Canada will match donations up to $10M to Gaza humanitarian fund - National | Globalnews.ca
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Canada says it will match donations up to $10 million aimed at providing food, water, medicine and other aid to civilians in Gaza.

The Canadian government announced Friday that it will be matching contributions made to the Humanitarian Coalition’s Gaza Humanitarian Emergency Appeal. In a statement, International Development Minister Ahmed Hussen says that every donation, retroactive to Oct. 7 – the day Hamas attacked Israel — until Nov. 12, 2023, will be matched by Ottawa up to $10 million. “Canadians believe in helping others in times of need. And as a government, we know we have more to do to support Palestinian civilians in Gaza and the West Bank,” Hussen said in a statement. “This is why we are joining forces with Canadians in supporting our partners on the ground that are providing urgent, life-saving assistance to those most severely impacted by this humanitarian crisis.”

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mr-sheridan
1 year ago
So A Friend Of Mine Was Asking How Old The Schools Are, And I Said 21 Right, But That Doesn't Really
So A Friend Of Mine Was Asking How Old The Schools Are, And I Said 21 Right, But That Doesn't Really
So A Friend Of Mine Was Asking How Old The Schools Are, And I Said 21 Right, But That Doesn't Really

So a friend of mine was asking how old the schools are, and I said 21 right, but that doesn't really make sense because of when most of them were founded, so how do they stay so young looking?

well your answer is student tears. they consume the tears of the art kids they've lured and use that to stay young.

So A Friend Of Mine Was Asking How Old The Schools Are, And I Said 21 Right, But That Doesn't Really

It's not just cream either, it's drinks, it's baths, facial masks, all of that. I think some of the newer schools do injections because that's been getting into fashion amongst the schools.

So A Friend Of Mine Was Asking How Old The Schools Are, And I Said 21 Right, But That Doesn't Really

Not all the schools this however, some of the schools actually have contracts with demons and ghosts who they trade student tears for. These guys usually house their demon contactors in their dorm rooms on certain floors, which is why you'll find weird things happening on those floors or just weird noises.

Usually that's around the time that the demons require more student tears for their contract, so you can always expect at least one student having a mental breakdown over an assignment or just their tuition prices. Sometimes the demons just do that for fun, to prime the students for their mental breakdowns. :)


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mr-sheridan
1 year ago

What really fucks with me is that they're using the same name as an actual non-profit organization :/

Save the Children Canada
Save the Children Canada
Transforming lives for over 100 years, Save the Children protects children's rights, provides education, healthcare, and a voice.
What is the ‘Save the Children Convoy’ and What Do They Really Believe?
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Canada’s latest convoy mixes anti-LGBTQ+ paranoia, far-right conspiracies, sovereign citizen pseudolegal beliefs and New Age spirituality

Over one hundred conspiracy theorists have been camping out in a farm field 40 minutes east of Ottawa for three weeks plotting to replace Canada’s government.

Not only has the group staged daily protests near Parliament Hill, resulting in several criminal charges and one man getting tasered by police, a dozen members of the group were recently invited into the House of Commons by one of Pierre Poilievre’s Conservative MPs.

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