How Altair Deals With Ghost

Hehe! ALTAIR'S HIDEN BLADE IS NOW MIIIINE!!!

Altair: ... hm? Maria, have you seen my hiden blade anywhere, I can't find it?

Totally worth it!

Ok so I had a dumb idea so what if some of the Assassin's creed characters were the YouTubers from Joshdubs and if you don't know what I'm talking about I'm add a link.

Altair: hello there and welcome to Altair's cooking show extravaganza.

Altair: now here we have a middle eastern potato *grabs gernade* now what you want to do is just slowly cut in the middle of it as to not get the detonator- *click*

Altair: oh sh*t uh uh APPETIZERS!

Alexios: Ooo appet- *explodes in the middle of the door way* AAAAAH!

Desmond: haha!

All the of Desmond's assassin ancestors and Shaun have infiltrated Abstratego to save Alexios with each of them having guns with them.

Desmond: Ree- I'm mean Alexios!

Alexios: *autotuned voice* WHat dO YOu WAant?

Desmond: Alexios we're here to save you!

Alexios: WHat Do YOu f**king MEaN save me I am perfect- *Jacob gets a little closer to him*

Alexios: GEt ThE F**k Away FRom ME!

Jacob: *shuffles back*

Alexios: Put THe f**king guns dOwn or I'm gOnNA to pull the GrEnADe!

Desmond: ok everyone put your guns down!

Alexios: *pulls grenade pin* Uh Oh I JUsT PuLlED the GERNAAAADE!

Desmond: haha!

Everyone: *backs away from Alexios*

Alexios: *holds grenade out* OOOOO You BeTTeR STAY AWAY~

Altair: *throws small plastic bottle*

Alexios: Whoo THe F**k threw THat PLaSTic I WILL STABE YOU!! SKSKSK SAVE THE TURTLES!!!

Alexios: PRASE A LOOOOOOOONE! *Explodes*

Desmond: OOOOH!

Altair: Allright gentlemen, I'm not going to lie to you, we are in some serious sheeet. The zombies are knocking on our door step but I think what really ticks me off the most is-

Alexios: *slaps Altair in the face so hard he passes out while Alexios rees super loudly*

Shaun: holy sh*t! You killed him!

Desmond: *laughs in the back ground*

Alexios was placed in a hole that was sealed shut while reeing in the sealed hole in the ground.

Altair: I have seen the rings of stare, I've walked across the gates of Dacuba... I-I don't have an answer for this.

Alexios: *escapes the hole*

Altair: this is why you get your kids vaccinated.

Alexios: my mom fully vaccinated me... wait a minute. *a hole threw time and space opens up to ancient Greece*

Alexios: MOM DID YOU VACCINATE ME! WHEN I WAS YOUNG!

*mom responds back*

Alexios: OH OK THANKS I GUESS IM GONNA F**KING DIE NOW!

*Desmond and shaun laugh in the background*

*portal closes*

Shaun: so what did she say?

Alexios: so uh hmm, I have about 5 seconds to live now, I love you all and-

*Alexios faints*

Shaun: what? WHAT THE F**K JUST HAPPENED?!?

Desmond: h-he died he got herpes.

Altair: does this mean I'm replacing Alexios?

Shaun: ya

Desmond: ya ya ya. Hold on, were you vaccinated?

Shaun: were you?

Altair: no I was vaccinated, but now I gotta learn how to ree

*Altair clears his throat*

Altair: Ahm... *makes a serious face* reeee

Alexios: *rises back up* Do I smell, a motherf***ing challenge. You thik you could take. my. throne!

*Alexios gets up in Altair's face*

Altair: it pretty easy when it's so damn small!

Alexios: Well no sh*t I'm f**king fat!

Shaun, desmond, Altair: wait what?

Desmond: t-that's not how it works.

Alexios: I challenge you to a f**king ree off c***t!

*Alexios and Altair clear their throats*

Alexios: REEEEEEEE!

Altair: reeee

Alexios: REEEEEEEEE!

Altair: reeeeeeee reeeee

If you guys have any better ideas then this you can ask or if you want more of this... ask or if you just never want to see this again.... don't ask... ya =)

"I am the cure."

A happy late birthday to our favorite anomalous plague doctor 😁

(Also yes I started getting into pixel art)

Not sure if you're still doing it, but how exactly are the SCPs placed in the Murder Drones? Is it a copy of their consciousness placed in the drones and their original forms are still awake and functional? Or is it that they no longer have their original bodies and the murder drones are their new ones? If that's the case how did they react?

It's been some time, but from the old notes that I had written down about this SCP Murder Drones AU. The SCPs that were selected whether by willingness or involuntarily were placed into special chambers, something similar to the ones in Avatar (The movie not Last Air Bender) where their minds were transferred into the bodies of the Disassembly Drones. All while their physical bodies were in a comatose state in these tubes, keeping their physical bodies alive. After their consciences were downloaded into their new bodies, the researchers began phase 2 where they were testing, training, and trying to replicate their abilities into their Drone form. While 049's was the most difficult, the best the foundation could do was give 049 a death touch that only works on inorganic life. While you could say they could have been possible to modify it to be lethal to organics too. They didn't want 049 "curing" scientists and other humans. Which editing later on-

Spoilers For MD

Cyn would take hold of the SCP drones and give them their proper respective powers. She favors 682 and 076 greatly and has made sure to make more bodies for them, though 682 never needed to use his extra bodies. 076 (able) however is starting to run out, but Cyn is willing to sacrifice a few of the less... insufficient Disassembly Drones. 076 is the one that has the most high body damage than any other Disassembly Drone. If it wasn't for the fact that Able is good at his job Cyn wouldn't have the patients for him.

Sorry, I'm getting off track- but pretty much their physical bodies are in a comatose somewhere and their current minds are stuck in a sort of loop in the event that their current Drone bodies are too damaged. I'll admit I had to change a few things after the Murder Drone series ended. But I'm happy with the changes.

Jacob: hey shaun I found the perfect nickname for you!

Shaun: do I even want to know what is?

Jacob: trust me you like it better then the old one *clears throat* ...

Shaun Mcloughlin!

Shaun: ... have you been watching jack-

Jacob: I have indeed been watch jacksepticeye meme time... hey

Shaun: what?

Jacob: nice glock 👉😎👉

Shaun: *face palms*

Altair: *rings bell of funny* 🔔

Re-read of a previous drawing I did a long time ago| x | click image to get a better look |

Adil: Be not afraid!

Random mortal: *Screech*

Adil: I said be not afraid!

He doesn't mean to be a fright

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Don't mind them