Post Canon Streamer Stiles Who Randomly Drops Lore About Himself And Proceeds To Never Elaborate. Like,

What was my plan for the day: a quick warmup and get some work done on a comic project

What ended up happening: mid-panel i remembered this image, the demons overtook me and suddenly it’s 10pm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Christ I really wasn’t kidding

Yeah there’s a reason I never get any fics written I exceeded my word limit while yelling into my phone like a lunatic

(TW stands for both Teen Wolf AND Trigger Warning for general dumbassary)

podfic but it’s just me ranting into my voice memos about the disconnected plot points I constructed to torture my blorbos that I thought of throughout the day like a grizzled sea captain logging his slow decent into madness.

inspired by the many long car rides where my siblings have had to suffer me doing option b (':

And since i drew characters with headphones on, you best bet it's time for more mel's music headcanons - foreign-language edition - under the cut.

Other music headcanon posts: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8

You get two-for one here - I can imagine Stiles jamming to songs with no comprehension of the lyrics but he has an ear for pronounciation so Derek sometimes guesses the language of whatever he's singing along to lol:

You also get two for Derek (: I pick these from my own likes and i don't really listen to a lot of country which is my main headcanon for his music choices, but when i look at derek i think 'now there's a yearning man' so have some yearning-type music:

Lydia Martin my beloved, I would die for that absolute icon. We support women in STEM in this household, and Lydia is a mad scientist written with hot pink glitter font

oh yes it's that time of year again

Sometimes when doing writing research you find a little factoid that isn’t right for tormenting YOUR blorbos, but it is PERFECT for tormenting a friend’s blorbos so you just drop the fact on their doorstep like a demented little present.

(So for context, I’m a DM and I’m drafting campaign stuff that I’ll probably never use bc I’m insane)

I just had the thought that I find it unreasonably funny and now I can’t get it out of my head so I’m just putting it here bc I need it out of my brain. Y’all think that Stiles and at some point had tricked the rest of the pack to play D&D with him with the thinly veiled excuse of “view it as a training exercise”, and then as subtly as he could manage (which - it’s stiles… so y’know) use his Dungeon Master powers to fuck with all of them for a bit of catharsis? Bc now ALL I can think about is him becoming Fantasy Jigsaw bc he’s sick of solving all the puzzles in their group and now he’s gotta improve everybody's collective problem solving skills.

yam 🍠