He's So Real

The past Friend Reveal :

For @autisticgremllin

Poseidon: Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves.

Odysseus: Good point.

Poseidon:...wait, what?

Odysseus (picks up the trident)

Poseidon: You know what, I might have misspoken.

Also Bucky's "yeah no, I have a great past everything was fine lol" when Yelena asked what they all saw has to be the funniest Marvel quote to date

Keep rubbing it in, thank you very much.

till death do us part

I had some wild ideas, like having Zeus take the form of the cattle that Eurylochus killed, imagine a decapitated bull running around with blood gushing. But I decided to keep it more normal…

Either way, I’ve started working on Thunder Bringer again, folks!

IT’S GONNA GET WEIRD

immortal snail au.

phils an immortal, techno is the snail (and also a snail hybrid!) hunting him down throughout his immortal life.

there’s a weird companionship between the two immortal beings. they don’t like each other.

however technoblade was there when Phil held his first and only child, tommy, non immortal he and his wife Kristin, a immortal, had.

techno doesn’t age he’s permanently 15. phils 25, and kristin finds it funny Phil’s beefing with a kid who can’t even legally drive when driving is invented.

The Voices.

I was missing these guys alot :')