I Stand By The Idea That Out Of The Trio, Polites Would Be The Most Willing To Manwhore His Way Out Of

so how about that theory that Odysseus' red eyes in Six Hundred Strike mean Ares is helping him out on behalf of Athena, huh?

Ur favorite cowboy added to the roster

immortal snail au.

phils an immortal, techno is the snail (and also a snail hybrid!) hunting him down throughout his immortal life.

there’s a weird companionship between the two immortal beings. they don’t like each other.

however technoblade was there when Phil held his first and only child, tommy, non immortal he and his wife Kristin, a immortal, had.

techno doesn’t age he’s permanently 15. phils 25, and kristin finds it funny Phil’s beefing with a kid who can’t even legally drive when driving is invented.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

technoblade cosplay @ dragoncon '24

To see them again is all I ask for

Close up

These two would not stop flirting with each other they are sick in the head

"Didn´t you say that ruthlessness is mercy?"

for rwotter collab.. i cooka da pizza.. i drawa the pig.. i have a headache

if u guys aren't following me on the kesha song app ur really missin out on this hilarious sound (+ obligatory gigi and anniflamma design cred!!!!!)