It's Still Nov 3 Somewhere...

Poseidon: You can't kill me.

Odysseus: Exactly.

Unknown voice: Woo!!! Tell 'em! Gut the guppy!

Odysseus (looking around): Who was that?

Poseidon (annoyed): That would be the sound of Ares cheering you on.

thinking about it c!techno, but when he was a little lad. a piglin born in the nether, obviously. But sometimes? Sometimes he turns into a weird cresture he sees when they come to trade gold with the older piglins in his sounder. He looks like them, not all the way though. He has his ears and his hooves.

He wanders a little ways away from the bastion, transformed into the weird furless creature he sometimes is. But this time he hears a really loud gasp and suddenly he’s being fawned over by a weird guy with what looks like feathery appendages on his back, which kinda freaks techno out.

He can’t understand him, can’t speak what he hears the older piglins call “common” and so he’s at an impasse with this strange guy.

Said strange guy proceeded to pull him through an even stranger portal, and suddenly everything is *very* bright.

Hes confused but the weird guy is kinda nice and feeds him, so he stays.

c!techno post execution

blood warning !

"Didn´t you say that ruthlessness is mercy?"

Remember The 16th… Remember the Villains

Made this piece during finals week, of my favorite “villains” on the battle of the 16th-

chapter two of my jayvik fic is out! happy birthday viktor this ones for you

“I told you I got a job working at the inn, I was helping around. Do you not remember?” Jayce presses, eyeing the man cautiously.

“Is that why you look like you’ve just taken a swim in the sea?” Viktor dodges his question with practiced ease.

“Yes. Don’t dodge the question, Viktor.” Jayce takes a large bite of his soup, studying his partner with great interest as he watches several emotions flit and morph on Viktor’s face.

These two would not stop flirting with each other they are sick in the head

immortal snail au.

phils an immortal, techno is the snail (and also a snail hybrid!) hunting him down throughout his immortal life.

there’s a weird companionship between the two immortal beings. they don’t like each other.

however technoblade was there when Phil held his first and only child, tommy, non immortal he and his wife Kristin, a immortal, had.

techno doesn’t age he’s permanently 15. phils 25, and kristin finds it funny Phil’s beefing with a kid who can’t even legally drive when driving is invented.

To see them again is all I ask for

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