I'm A Die-hard Jelsa Fan, But If I Had To (utterly Had To) Be Limited To JUST The In-universe Ships Available

For real. If a man wants me to dress in black 24/7, he better know how to throw knives or own a dark mansion. Preferably both.

Out of da sea

Out of da sea

Teru is capping

Why is he holding

Her out of da sea?

She is out of water

How did she not die sooner?

Her simping makes her for-

-get that she's choking

Out of da sea

If that background is considered ugly, mine are completely blasphemous. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S UGLY---

Ik the background is ugly don't look too hard LOL

Does anyone have some horribly bad romance Wattpad stories, books, or romance movies for me to watch and make fun of?

Lisren, I enjoy Hanako as a character. I do.

But if someone were to hire someone with the promise of acting as this guy's version of J. Jonah Jameson, I'd gladly sign up because Hanako is a menace. If you read the manga you know what I'm talking about.

I don't care how cute the ship is or how much I ship it, I refuse to overlook the fact this dude was willing to just let Aoi die off of it meant Yashiro could live and the fact he refuses to tell Yashiro anything (and the fact he was complete perv for a while). Intentional or not, he does not respect her autonomy. He does not let her genuinely make choices for herself in terms of what she thinks is best for her. He knew full well Yashiro would be against the stuff he does, that's why he doesn't tell her. He knows it'll hurt her or upset her in some way, but doesn't care because he assumes he knows what's best for her without bothering to ask for her consent on the matter.

It's a 'you don't know what you want, Luigi know what you want' kinda deal and it irks me at times when I truly sit down to think about it.

"He does it because he loves her---"

So you're telling me that if you had cancer that was gonna kill you off early and your boyfriend made plans behind your back to kill your best friend---a person who's supported you for years---in order to switch your conditions to keep you alive, you would NOT lose your mind? Yeah, I'm calling cap on that.

I understand he has his reasons and you're still allowed to like the ship, I clearly still do. But can we all stop acting like Hanako is an innocent angel who doesn't know what he's doing?

The sooner we admit Hanako is a yandere, the better because what is he if not that?

People complain about how Leon Kennedy (specifically in the Resident Evil 4 remake) shuts down Ashley's attempts to flirt/compliment him. Some take it as him being blunt, some take it as him not liking her, and some think he's plain dense. I personally choose to interpret it as him just trying to keep his job by not flirting with the client. He's being paid to protect, not be her boyfriend. I think most people would be hesitant to reciprocate interest in the daughter of a man who could easily order a national manhunt for your skull as he calls for secret service.

I find it hilarious that Yashiro's concept of physical boundaries doesn't exist when it comes to Hanako because she's so used to how physical he is with her. In the beginning of the Picture Perfect arc, and Yashiro's trying to figure out what the quack is going on, she's touching Hanako and stuff to see if he's still a ghost and what not---rightfully distrusting of him and all of this. But here's something I noticed in this panel.

Notice, he didn't say "stop touching me." All he said was "the class is staring." BRUH--

It's already bad enough how Hanako attempted to gaslight Yashiro into being in an alternate world. It's even worse that he then put her in a cell until the rest of said reality was done being made.

But wanna know what I think is the most disrespectful aspect of him putting her in the cell?

THE FACT THE INTERIOR LOOKS LIKE SH---

Look in there and analyze. If that ain't the most Temu looking princess bed I done ever seen in my life--

He's already went through the process of manipulating Yashiro and trying to imprison her against her will, but then he has the utter gall to put her in a room that doesn't even look good?!

And I don't wanna hear no excuses. Mei was able to conjure a whole universe with just a pencil and a notebook, yet you're telling me Hanako couldn't ask her to make a nicer room? At that point, that's just plain disrespectful. Even the Beast from Beauty and the Beast gave Belle a much nicer room.

"Oh, it was temporary" Okay but she's a human, not a freaking dog.

You're telling me he couldn't get her a room like THIS? (Well, not EXACTLY like this but you get my point)

Yeah no, Hanako, what the actual heck is wrong with you? (Everything is wrong with him, why did I even ask--)

Imprisonment is already bad enough, but to put her in the most ghetto looking room is mad work. If he wanted her to stay so bad, couldn't he or Mei have at least made it NOT look like a cell?!

And in the anime, it looks even worse. All that's in there is a bed with chains and boxes. Blud couldn't even be bothered to get her GENUINE FURNITURE!

"It's for your safety" my a---

Reblog this post with a photo of your 'hear me outs.' To make y'all feel better, here's mine (T o T)

Made a photo of my Spidersona with his future love interest

(Bonus points for you if you recognize the reference)

(Not my best work, but it's whatever lol)