Hello! Are You Taking Dadbastian Requests?🥺

I hope Verlaine, Kouyou, and Mori are quarantining from the vampirism in Verlaine's depression hovel right now. I hope they're having the worst sleepover imaginable. If Mori uses Verlaine's electric kettle to boil fruit one more time, Verlaine is going to gut him like a fish. Kouyou and Verlaine ran out of slurs to call each other so Kouyou is making prolonged eye contact while systemically picking apart his rattan chair with her tantō. Verlaine has strangled Elise into dissipating four times.

Every time Chuuya calls to check on them, they act SO casual and unaffected. Verlaine is knitting Chuuya a hat from the hair Mori keeps stress shedding.

uhm so I ended up writing a really short fic based on this post in attempt to get over writer’s block (it didn’t work but hey I wrote something…?)

read HERE thank you

Going back to my mixed feelings on season 2, I love the idea of Ciel becoming a demon and Sebastian being like “Well, shit, I guess I have a kid now” and them becoming a duo.

Anyways, can you imagine them making contracts now? You can’t tell me that it wouldn't be entertaining.

Sebastian: So, you wish to make a contract with us? Very well, what do you wish?

Random Person: Yeah, cool. I just want to pass my math test tomorrow.

Sebastian and Ciel: What?

Random Person: Yeah, so… I lowkey forgot that math was a thing for awhile and my brother bet $10 that I would fail and I want my $10. So can you make me pass or no?

Ciel: Well, back in my day we didn’t make contracts for such pointless things. Don’t you want revenge on anyone??

Sebastian: Not everyone can be Ciel Phantomhive. But, seriously, you’re wasting your life over a math test? Just study.

Random Person: I don’t have enough time. Do you want to eat or not.

Ciel: Kids these days.

I have so many ideas for these to a point it's not even funny.

Hi, hello! If you’re feeling down or just want to smile, I have brought you Dadbastian cuteness 🖤

Headcannon #4? Maybe? Idk

So, I'm sitting in history class and this pops in my head.

Being a butler especially to Ciel Phantomhive is exhausting. Sometimes, Sebastian needs to take a small break because he just needs one every now and then. However, he can't just leave Ciel on his own. Yes, there are other servants, but Ciel is bound it call for him within 5 minutes of his departure. So, how does Sebastian manage to disappear for an hour or so? Well, he may or may not have a collection of things that he knows will keep Ciel distracted for a while. Said collection may include a variety of shiny rocks, a feather, or shells. Anything remotely shiny will will work.

Sebastian never says anything when he places one of said items in front of Ciel. He simply places the item on his desk and leaves. Ciel is beyond confused as to why his butler keeps placing shiny objects on his desk and will spend at least an hour trying to decipher the meaning behind said object. Sometimes he spends the hour simply observing the item, other times he walks around the manor trying to find its origin.

Sebastian always comes back after an hour. He either finds Ciel with an analysis of the item and what it means or he finds him sulking because he couldn’t figure it out. If Ciel’s analysis makes any sense, Sebastian will reward him with a sweet of his choice. If Ciel is sulking, he’ll pat him on the head and say, “Better luck next time” with a smug smile. This infuriates Ciel who wastes no time slapping his butler’s hand away and telling him to be quiet. Either way, Sebastian is entertained.

In truth, there is never a set meaning behind the items. Sebastian had started placing objects on Ciel’s desk to confuse him, but once Ciel begun to come up with his own explanation of the items, Sebastian decided that this could evolve into a guessing game. It’s up to Ciel to decide if he wins or not.

Oh my gosh YAY!!! Can’t wait to read it

(BSD Chapter 114)

Attention my fellow fanfic writers!!

Now that it is canon that Dazai apparently was known to (at least by Chuuya) roll around on the floor when "fretting," we must act quickly and either add this crucial detail to either our on-going or future fics! Slow burns, fluffs, one-shots, everything- especially angst!!! I fully expect the next angst fic I read to have Dazai stop, drop, and roll. I will certainly be adding this to my current fic. I don't know when, but the time will come. That is all. Thank you *bows out, curtains close, etc.*

One decision can alter the course of reality. The decision that changed the course of Mori's life was sending Soukoku to deal with a drug trade in France while sending Oda to die for the Special Ability permit. This last minute decision has altered the course of countless lives.

Chapter 1/?

Fluff & Angst (this chapter is 99% fluff)

(Special thanks to @battle-ax-nation for staying up on FaceTime with me while I wrote this. Love you! 🩵)

Ciel: I don’t know why everyone acts like I’m the one who needs Sebastian. I am perfectly capable of doing anything and everything without my butler. If anything, he’s the one who needs me. He would be completely lost without me.

Sebastian: Is that so? Well, I suppose the young master can dress himself, read his own bedtimes stories, and bake his own sweets.

Ciel: Just because I could, doesn't mean I should have to. Stop trying to get out of your job, Sebastian.

Sebastian: Of course, my lord. I don't doubt you for a second.

This post took me so long, but will forever be one of my favorites 💜

Ok ok here me out!! Black butler but they have social mediaa! What are they posting Miss Lokabrenna? 👀👀👀

Let’s see…

I think their usernames would look something like this.

Ciel: the_queens_guard_dog

Sebastian: simply_one_hell_of_a_butler

Finny: sunshine_boy

Mey-Rin: deadly_maid

Bard: fire_chef

Tanaka: ho_ho_ho

Madame Red: the_red_queen

Lau: my_my_how_interesting

Grell: the_queen_of_red

Undertaker: hahaha_coffins

William: william_t_spears

Ciel would also have an account for Funtom called official_funtom. He himself would rarely post on it, leaving that to Tanaka or Sebastian. The posts would be what toys and candies they’re selling, updates, and maybe a poll or two about candy flavors or which toy should be available first.

Ciel’s personal account wouldn’t have many posts. He’s not really into social media, but he is not above using his account to call people out when they annoy him. One time Ciel found a cat that he had told Sebastian to get rid of the previous week. He took a picture of the cat with the caption “Look what I found @ simply_one_hell_of_a_butler. You have 5 minutes to come dispose of this wretched creature before I tell Finny to come hug his new pet.” Luckily for the cat, Sebastian saw the post in time and hid it in his room took it to an animal shelter.

Sebastian’s account consists of a ton of cat pictures. A ton. The cat pictures range from random cats he found walking around London to full-blown cat photoshoots he did at the Phantomhive manor while Ciel was asleep. Sebastian posted cat pictures from the moment he got social media. This caused Ciel to assume that was all Sebastian was posting, so he never checks Sebastian’s posts. Sebastian uses this knowledge to his advantage. If Ciel had bothered to check Sebastian’s posts in the last 2 years, he would have noticed that he features in a lot of them. He also would have noticed that Sebastian had discovered every cat filter in existence. There is one short video Sebastian posted that would make Ciel flip his lid. It just so happens to be Sebastian’s favorite video. Sebastian found Ciel asleep at his desk (again) and decided to take the opportunity to test out the new blue neon lights cat ears and whiskers filter he had discovered that morning. He pressed record and took care to get just the right angle. He placed his other hand on Ciel’s head. Ciel stirred and looked up. Ciel was clearly still half asleep but mumbled, “Did you bring cake?” Ciel had eaten his dinner in his office and the plate was still there. Sebastian noticed some broccoli that had been left on the plate and grabbed a piece. He handed the piece of broccoli to Ciel and said, “I brought you this.” Ciel took the broccoli and touched it with the tip of his tongue. After a second, he pulled back and looked up at Sebastian. With the most heartbroken expression and voice Ciel said, “This isn’t cake.” The video cut off with Sebastian saying, “Oh, Bocchan, don’t cry-!” Ciel was confused, but pleasantly surprised when Sebastian brought him a piece of cake the next morning.

Finny’s account contains photos and videos of the Phantomhive garden, animals, and himself. Every morning he posts a short video of himself outside. He would start the video by saying something along the lines of, “Good morning everyone! It’s such a beautiful day outside, I hope you all get a chance to enjoy the sun today.” He ramble a bit about what he needed to get done, wish everyone a good day, and end the video by telling everyone he loves them. His account would be a positive place to go and everyone who saw something he posted would smile.

Mey-Rin’s account would show her daily life. She likes to go live while she is cleaning. She enjoys talking to her audience and appreciates whenever they offer her cleaning advice. In turn, she offers self defense advice whenever she is asked to. Her favorite thing to post is selfies with Bard and Finny. She posts about Ciel and Sebastian as well, but she knows that they don’t enjoy having their pictures taken and she respects that.

Bard’s account is full of cooking tutorials. His “claim to fame” is cooking with his flamethrower. Needless to say, most of his videos end up in flames. Regardless, he has managed to gain a good following. His followers enjoy his personality and find him entertaining. They do worry about his safety, so he agreed to have someone in the kitchen with him when he’s recording. Sebastian has no idea why he agreed to be said person. Sebastian stays out of the camera’s view, but he can be heard making comments throughout the video. Sebastian’s input usually ranges from “Not bad” to “No” to “You should change your name to fired_chef” depending on how badly the kitchen has been destroyed.

Tanaka usually posts about once a month or so. His account contains photos of the sky and teacups. His account is very peaceful and has a sense of calm surrounding it.

Madame Red was very active on her account. Her account was full of fashion, parties, etc. There were a ton of pictures of Ciel too. All of Ciel’s pictures had captions under them, telling the world how much she loved her nephew and how she considered him to be her own son. Her last post was a picture of Ciel in the Lady Ciel dress, right before the Viscount Druitt’s party. The caption was “The most precious thing in my life. I love you more than you will ever know ❤️” Ciel will never admit it, but after Madame Red’s death, he found himself scrolling through her account more often. The captions about him help him believe that she didn’t mean what she said to him before her death.

Lau’s account has been banned. For multiple reasons.

Grell’s account is full of selfies. She loves updating her followers on how she’s doing and what she’s doing. She shares every thought and idea on social media. Her followers love her personality and many are envious of her hair. Sebastian and Ciel know about her account. She follows both of them, so they checked out her account. At the time, her most recent video was about how Sebastian should change his handle to grells_sassy_bassy. Sebastian blocked her. Ciel liked the video and followed her back.

Undertaker posts his favorite jokes and coffins. He also lets his followers know whenever any of his coffins go on sale. He loves when his followers send him their favorite jokes.

William T. Spears never posts. The only reason he has an account is because Grell made it for him. The only thing on his account are selfies with him and the other reapers (mainly Grell) that Grell posted for him.

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Bonus!

One day, Undertaker came across the video Sebastian posted of Ciel. In his comment, he tagged Ciel and said “Hahaha! Nice video, butler. @ the_queens_guard_dog The next time you want information, consider this your payment!”

All of England heard Ciel yell, “SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS!!!”

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Wow, this was longer than expected. Thank you so much for the ask! I really enjoy the prompts that have been sent to me! My ask box is always open 💜

Born to finish writing the next chapter of my Soukoku fic, forced to write a paper for my class instead