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*The Justice League apprehends the Joker*

Joker: So—does Batsy talk about me?

Wonder Woman: Why would he talk about you?

Joker: Why, because I'm his arch nemesis, that's why! His worst enemy! His most dearly detested!

Wonder Woman: You flatter yourself.

Superman: Some mom at a parent-teacher conference once told him that his daughter wouldn't be selectively mute if she wasn't vaccinated. He spends at least an hour each week ranting about that woman.

Wonder Woman: You can only dream of reaching that level of contempt.

Flash: Yeah, last week he spent twenty four minutes just talking about where exactly he was going shove her organic, vegan, sugar-free muffins if she tells him how to "fix" his children one more time.

Green Lantern: Not to mention what he was going to do if her unvaccinated children come anywhere near his immunocompromised son.

Superman: I don't think you come anywhere close to being his worst enemy.

Joker: :(

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

I’m rewatching battle of the super sons and I realized the book Jon is reading at the start about the history of the daily planet has the author listed as Clark Kent which I just thought was interesting

I can’t find a photo of it 🥲

Reposting the potato in hopes it saves TikTok

nico and annabeth as video game streamers. nico plays various fighting games while annabeth fucks with minecraft. their fans dont know they know each other

one day during a stream nico is like "oh let me check up on my boyfriend he has a friend over"

*checks to see jason and percy in the living room peacefully playing w their legos*

"ye theyre fine"

but things get interesting when later on annabeth is like "my fiance is cooking with a friend"

flashes to jason and percy in the kitchen chopping veggies together

the fans want to know WHICH BOYFRIEND IS WHOSE???

Neither percy nor jason have any kind of social media, their partners do reference them occasionally but not enough to make i it clear who is jason and who is percy.

the two of them appear on a stream together and it becomes clear it will be no help because clearly these four have been friends for a long time and theyre all too close.

jason: annabeth's biggest fear is spiders but on a deeper level its letting down her friends and family

percy: i went camping with nico's sisters and they kept bullying me

fan: nico which one is your boyfriend???

nico: the hot one duh

fan: annabeth which one is your fiance??

annabeth: the goodlooking one

eventually both fanbases agree that the dark haired guy is nico's boyfriend jason, and the blond one is annabeth's fiance percy.

the two of them use this as a gag for a while, and as they grow in popularity it becomes a huge inside joke.

and then annabeth gets married and posts a video of percy choking up in tears in front of the altar

their fanbases implode

okay i’m awake time to write for my silly little phone spiders

Revolving because I’m an American who can not leave and there needs to be awareness of this!

Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."

This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.

He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.

He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.

He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.

Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.

Teen Titans thought:

Every thanksgiving they have a game they play all through November called the turkey hunt basically whichever titan catches the turkey wins. It’s not a normal turkey…. It's beast boy. They have to catch him while he’s transformed into a turkey which leads to lots of chaos with them all being highly trained. Beast boy has to become a turkey for at least three or more hours and that time could be split into whatever increments he wants. So you get all the titans chasing after a green turkey. The JLA had to put the game on pause during meetings as Beast boy tried to hide behind Superman and he got body slammed by all the titans sending him along with the titans through at least three floors.

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