I MIGHT GET A SWITCH LITE AND BUY TFBW FOR NINTENDO

THIS IS AN ONE SHOT SO ASK ME SOMETHING IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY

It was noon, Kyle and Cartman was hanging out at Cartman's house.

Cartman: Dude, what if you turn into a cute fluffy cat and I make a Instagram account for you! You would be the center of attention!

Kyle: I don't know, dude...

Cartman: C'mon, you would be famous!

Kyle:Deal, but if someone finds about my shapeshifting abilities, you will be the one to blame.

Cartman: Deal!

Kyle turns into a fluffy orange cat with his iconic green hat but smaller.

Cartman:OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!

Cartman starts to pet Kyle.

Cartman:Who's the cutest cat in the world, it's you!

Kyle meows cutely in his cat form. He looks cute in his cat form despite his grumpy attitude. Cartman takes out his phone and starts taking pictures and then he makes a new account on Instagram named 'Kyle the Kitty'. He posts the pictures on that account and it was just few likes. They try it for a month but it was just few likes and few followers.

Be like him

Its such a coincidence that i DESPISE kyman but i have like 929388 friends who ship it

maybe its bevause i know how to not judge people based on what ship they like..

Unless its @blu3b3rryblu3 im allowed to bully him

Random shit I have in my storage

I SHIP KYMAN 💚❤💚❤💚❤💚❤💚❤💚❤❤💚❤💚❤💚❤👣👣👣👣👣👣

I ship Kyman 😔

6.2 AND 6.1 EARTHQUAKES AT MARMARA SEA FEELED AT NORTH MAKEDONIA TURKIYE GREECE BULGARIA

Me and My friend got caught on that Earthquake too

KAHL IN MY SIAN AU!!!!

ART TRADE WITH @th3r34l-k1ng0f-h3ll X3

THERE IS NO SAND IN MY VAJAYJAY CARTMAN!!!

I DREW SCOTT WITH A METAL PIPE AND HE IS ABOUT TO BEAT KYLE!!!!

Content Warning: Graphic Violence

Content Warning: Hate Symbols

Content Warning: Abuse/Violence Themes

Content Warning: Dark Themes, Sensitive Topics

Content Warning: Mentions of Nazism/Swastikas

This is a fictional AU with sensitive themes. It includes dark humor, violence, and references to historical events. Please proceed with caution if you’re sensitive to these topics.

Scott is a Nazi in my SIAN(Scott is a Nazi) au because Cartman is a jew so he beats up Kyle with his gang and he carves two swastikas to Kyle's body

this is the offical ‘i care’ symbol this is how it works: basically you reblog this and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at there message. if you care about your followers please reblog