I am now going to go into detail how this would work which would be one of two ideas.
1. Richie is basically like Patty and Mike is Cathy going to live with Richie in Derry and of course some shenanigans ensue. Reddie is already going pretty strong and byler will happen. The clown will probably show up as well as the party.
2. Flip it Mike is Patty and Richie is Cathy going to live in Hawkins still reddie is together. Clearly Richie and El are going to clash and have issues shenanigans ensue and upside gets involved. The losers club comes down at some point and byler will happen.
Also for anyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking about it’s an old show from the 60s that used to watch when I was a young child at like 5am and it’s currently free on Tubi.
If you do write a fic tag me! (I may have ideas but I cannot write.)
The Patty Duke Show AU but it’s Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler.
I just want the Party to meet the Losers in a spin-off
Bill can follow Jonathan around and talk about books and deep thoughts
Ben can be pure and nerdy with Dustin
Mike and Lucas bonding over being willing to do anything for their friends cuz you KNOW Mike Hanlon would be at the game to support Lucas
Stan and El would be bonding over being a wee bit different
Bev can have girlfriends (platonic or otherwise idc)
Richie can bond with Will over being gay in a small town
And Eddie K and Mike W can be furious about it together
The Fruity Four can lament having 7 more kids to raise
Eddie teaches all the kids to play guitar
Hop spends all his time at the station dealing with Sonia Kaspbrak and bitches to Joyce about her every night(Joyce is just happy she isn’t seen as the crazy mom in town anymore)
The Losers Party absolutely tries to help Robin with her love life and it’s all Scooby-Doo from there
Finn can live the dream of playing TWO queer characters in one show
I can’t be the only one who would watch this
give it up for our man argyle who:
let jonathan vent his heart out and so generously shared all his weed
gave jon, will, and el rides to school every day
did a whole airport pickup for them and mike
called mike a shitty knockoff and put him in his place for being so fake with will while also being cool af about it
did his best to reassure el about the skate attack
saved the cali crew's asses from being shot to death
stole his company vehicle
had a man die in the backseat
had to bury mans body
made him a gravestone
had a thing with susie's sister eden and hotboxed in the van
identified the tracks leading to NINA and el
came up with the plan and secured them the Nevada surfer boy pizza location for their rescue mind mission
made a delicious pineapple pizza and got mike to have yet another fruity experience
put up with those two backseat boys with MAD ATTITUDE towards him the whole time, always questioning and rolling their eyes
probably paid for insane amounts of gas and food cause hes the one with a job
DROVE THEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY TOWARDS THE LITERAL GATES OF HELL
can actually identify edible and psychedelic mushrooms WHICH WILL PROBABLY SAVE THEM in the coming apocalypse
ALL with a smile on his face (minus the brief, REASONABLE freakout), a great attitude and not even asking anybody to worry about how HE'S getting home, paying for this shit, and explaining this to his parents and/or the cops if he gets caught for burying a DEAD BODY, running from the military WITH their fugitives, and stealing his work vehicle.
the guy is an absolute hero and he does it all with rainbow socks, long luscious hair, and a joint in hand. legend.
If anyone knows of any could you send me a fanfic where ahkmenrah from Natm comes back to life completely and has to go to high school/college preferably set in the 2000s. If not could you write one and then tag or send me the link.
i know more about Mike and Will than I know about myself
Night time routine
will "i hate who i am" byers
richie "don't touch the other boys" tozier
reblog if you’re a byler shipper thag actually believe that byler is canon and actually believe mike will drop eleven for wills bowl cut havin ass