karleo0622

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@eggswheretheyshouldntbe

I’m a Scatman!

LMAO C*li is probably the worst state, second only to N*w Y**k

Where are all my followers from?? Reblog/comment and tell me!

I’m originally from the DMV (DC, MD, VA area)!

damnnnnnnn

lil matt damon SNAPPED

Is it bad that the stuff the shitpost bot posts makes sense in an odd sort of way.

Taco man, take me by the hand

The man who handed me my taco the other day.

Taco man: nice shoelaces!

I was quaking in my boots. I was absolutely terrified.

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

Cheese balls

God I ate so many cheese balls. So many. I practically left the jug empty. I am dead inside. I have cramps and will most likely be constipated later. I wanna die. Why, cheese balls, why?

Honestly just get fucked none of you have tried Korean pork and y'all are fucktards for thinking you are better than it.

Bratwursts > Hot dogs

Don’t @ me motherfucker

Enormous flumpaloompass

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

Why have you forsaken me

Me: Very hungry

Trying to find food to eat

Stumbling around house

Mom: sitting in kitchen

Eating last of cheetos

Me; dying

Neat thanks

Hey uh do you do.... Uh.... Spaghetti?

god being a fire wisp is the best

if only i had thumbs

Reblog to save a meme career

If you want to use a non sketchy youtube downloading site I just spent some time making a really simple one here: https://y23.cmder.tech/

It lets you download the video or just the audio of a youtube video

rip in peace

rest in peace

defense class

2016-2018

Please watch

It's a trick question. Scoppy di poop, of course.

who would win a fight: Moms spaghetti or Bitch lasagna?

genuinely curious

That works too well....

Donald glover’s “this is america” but its nugget in a biscuit by tobuscus

"Ladies and gentlemen.... We present.... Fortnite 2!!!"

Whats the pre-E3 mood fellas?

My mom; is everything ok? You seem really distracted!

Me, disassociating: yup

Don’t mix alcohol and energy drinks, kids, it’s not good for you. Neither is drinking four solo cups worth of energy shots.  My website – My Instagram (NEW!) – See me on LINE Webtoon!

Holy McShit. This book is incredible. Please consider reading this, if you have the time.

Holy shit

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

I... Was unaware of this

Im off to

PROMBLES

He said "it's high noon" at 11;59 AM

I fucking love orisa dudes

New banner

Dammit, let the man pursue a political career on his own time.

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

Pop culture monster of Frankenstein is equivalent to massive amounts of horse shit. It completely missed the point.

Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”

Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)

Coast

Tacos

Tacos