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The Dawn of the most Dysfunctional Fireteam Ever

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining and the birds were letting forth their serenade. A curious hunter was walking to a lesser trafficked part of the tower to investigate a poster he saw in the main entrance. Ok, lesser trafficed was an understatement. It was almost deserted when Xur didn’t visit! He saw a titan standing next to a statue where they were supposed to meet.

(Hunter) Hey, I saw your poster. “Titan in need of a fire teaaa…” What in the world is HE doing here?

(Warlock) Hey! I’m doing the same as you, you idiotic dull-blade!

(Hunter) WHAT DID YOU JUST STAY BLANKET BACK!

(Warlock) I SAID I’M DOING THE SAME A-(Stranger) ENOUGH!

A lovely female titan walks out of the nearby bar.

(Stranger Titan) You boys can save that for the enemy. Now, as long as you two won’t break anything, come in and let’s discuss the upcoming raid.

The two smitten men stared at the retreating beauty before glancing back to the other titan by the statue. The lonely striker only shrugged his shoulders as they glared at each other and proceeded into the bar…

{Hope you enjoy my little spark of inspiration! I know it’s not the greatest, but it’s mine and I’m proud. Cya later fellow guardians!}

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The two men entered the bar to find your general titan hang out. It had a dart board, tvs for sporting events, an armwrestling table-slab made of solid iron, a clearing in the tables to “bar-fight like a civilized warrior.” Ya know, the usual. After learning their surroundings, the hunter and the warlock walked over to where the titan was already seated. The warlock simply sat down in the booth, but the hunter had a bit more flair. He eased into the seat and slid his arm on to the backrest behind her head.

(Hunter) Soooo, come here often?

She only smirked, already having planed ahead for people like him.

(Titan) Yes, I often come here to plan the public defeat and or humiliation of suitors who won’t take no for an answer and leave me the heck alone.

(Warlock) Interesting! Have you considered targeting cloaks yet? Ya know, tearing… Soiling…

Just because warlocks weren’t always the smoothest, doesn’t mean he couldn’t unnerve the competition, and get on her good side at the same time. Let’s just say he called this a strategical win.

(Warlock)…If it’s a Hunter that’s giving you grief and he has an immaculate one to start out…

He trailed off as he intentionally eyed his counterpart’s well washed hood. The only thing he could see from his side of the table.

(Titan) I have actually! On several, several occasions…

The Hunter subconsciously grabbed his cloak as he slinked away to the far side of the booth seat. Thankfully for him the topic quickly changed.

(Titan)…But that’s not what we’re here for, now is it? I asked you here to form a fireteam. I’m going to say it right now, we WILL be targeting the house of devils at its new heart.

Upon hearing the news the two men both leaned away and gave her an ‘are you crazy’ look that would put Eris M. And Cayde 6 to shame.

(Titan) Not too long ago, a small strike team of three took out its strongest Devil Walker, AND defeated its high servitor leader. Even with these two things gone a new leader is trying and succeeding to reform the house, and if he does then all that work to take back the cosmodrome would be wasted. We need the chaos formed by a leadership void to stay and make them fight against one another.

In the silence that followed, you could hear the softest thuds of the dart board across the room. Neither of the two even dared to interrupt.

(Titan) Now that you know my plan, I need to know yours… Are you in, or out?

It almost seemed as if someone put up a ward of dawn on that booth. All around them was the lively bar goers, laughing and toasting lively and vividly, but… as soon as one sat down at this table it would immediately be replaced with a stillness able to unnerve even the boldest of titans. Her newly met coworkers mulled over the information provided as they quickly and quietly placed an order. Even after the drinks arrived they sat and thought.

(Hunter) …Ya know what, it’s been forever since I had a good fight… I’ll do it!

(Warlock) All the logic is there. This needs to be done, and besides… why not! I’m in too.

Transformers Media Available on the Internet Archive

Compiling some resources here which might be useful or interesting to others! :)

Animated Shows (General) 

The Transformers (G1) 

The Transformers Summertime Colouring Book - 52 Pages

The Transformers Under the Sea Colouring Book - 50 Pages

The Transformers Lost Treasure of Cybertron Colouring Book - 48 Pages

The Transformers Deadly Fuel Shortage Colouring Book - 48 Pages

The Transformers Super Activity Book - 68 Pages

Transformers Legacy - The Art of Transformers Toy Packaging - 281 Pages

The Transformers Annual 1985 - 64 Pages

Transformers Armada 

Transformers Armada Official Guidebook - 52 Pages

Transformers Energon 

Transformers Energon Official Guidebook - 52 Pages

Transformers Prime 

Transformers Prime Official Guidebook - 100 Pages

The Covenant of Primus (Lore Book) - 173 Pages

Comic Media (General) 

G1 

Transformers UK Comics Collection (1984 -1991) - ? Pages

Best of Transformers: Eye of the Storm (Marvel Compilation) - 268 Pages

Transformers: Cybertron Redux (Marvel Compilation) - 148 Pages

TFA 

Screenshot Comic - Transformers Animated Volume 3 - 96 Pages

IDW 1  

IDW 1 Transformers Collection - 380 Pages 

TFP 

Screenshot Comic - Darkness Falls - 112 Pages

Screenshot Comic - Autobots Versus Zombies - 32 Pages

Screenshot Comic - Beast Hunters - 148 Pages

Audio Media (General) 

Music / Albums

Transformers History of Music (1984-1990) - All Tracks 

Transformers Micron Densetsu OST - All Tracks

G1 - The Transformers Season 3 Theme - MP3

Books on Tape 

G1 - Slaves of the Insecticons - 16:45 Playtime 

G1 - Satellite of Doom - 13:58 Playtime 

G1 - Storms of Destruction - 12:41 Playtime 

G1 - When Continents Collide - 14:01 Playtime 

G1 - Jaws of Terror - 17:57 Playtime 

Video Game Media (General) 

The Art of Transformers War for Cybertron - 78 Pages

G1 - Commodore 64/Spectrum - The Transformers (Playable)

G1 - Commodore 64/Activision - Transformers: Battle to Save the Earth (Playable) (Side A Version Here, Playable) 

Beast Wars PS1 Manual - 14 Pages

Beast Wars Metals (Video Game Booklet) (JPN) - 34 Pages

Beast Wars N64 Transmetals (Video Game Booklet) (USA) - 16 Pages

Children’s Books (General) 

G1 - Decepticon Poison - 84 Pages

G1 - Decepticon Hideout - 48 Pages

G1- Galvatron’s Air Attack - 48 Pages

G1 - Autobots Fight Back - 43 Pages

G1 - Laserbeak’s Fury - 43 Pages

G1 - Megatron’s Fight for Power - 43 Pages

Armada - Race for the Minicon Robots - 68 Pages

TFA - Prime Suspect - 148 Pages

TFP - Decepticon in Disguise - 36 Pages 

TFP - Meet Team Prime - 40 Pages

TFP - Optimus Under Threat - 148 Pages

Rescue Bots - Team of Heroes - 36 Pages

RID - Drift’s Samurai Showdown - 148 Pages

Transformers Japanese Media (General) 

Transformers Visual Works Art Book - ? Pages 

Legends of the Microns (Armada) (English Subs)

Beast Wars Neo (English Subs) 

Beast Wars 2 Box Set (English Subs + Extras)

Q-Transformers (Raw) 

Miscellaneous Media (General)

G1- The Transformers Australian TV Commercials (1987) 

G1 - Het Grote Avontuur Van De Transformers Deel 1 (Dutch Dub) (1987)

G1 / Various - Transformers: The Ultimate Sticker Book - 16 Pages

G1 - Optimus Prime WinAmp Skin 

Will keep updating this as I dig more stuff up! :) 

Keeping beat with crashes in the background

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

Late Night Poetry

(Gosh I need to lay off staying up late XD)

She was a weird concoction.

Strange from the day she was born

The discipline of Martial Arts,

married with the free sound of a swing horn.

A mess held together only by gumption.

And that’s okay

Yesssssss!

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

I want! I want so much! Lucky lucky lucky person!

THEYRE HERE

Giveaway!

I reached 1000 followers today! For real, not a bot! No bots, I block them all (I hope). Real people following me @.@

Anyway, as a thank you, I’m gonna give away a little thing!

It’s a Crimson shell because I love you guys!

Been working on this for a long time, on and off. It’s one of only two that exist, because that’s how much felt I had. This one I’ll be mailing to the winner of this little giveaway!

Important:

Be prepared to give an address to be mailed to

Please be aware of your own allergies. It’s felt and fiberfill from a Michael’s craft store, and and stitched in a room with a cat. Who likes t get his fur on everything. I’m sorry if this means you wouldn’t be able to have this around you, that just means it’s probably not a good idea to enter the giveaway, sorry!

Likes and reblogs count! I’m not certain multiple reblogs will show up in the notes page though, and that’s where I’ll be checking.

You do not have to be following me, and I won’t check if you were! This is open to anyone!

I’ll be giving this one week, will check next weekly reset and pick the winner!

Good luck!

Random WIP for da interwebs. Enjoy! Wha'd'ya think? Keep the kiddo on the rocks, or would he look better grounded?