Latest Posts by jammedknife - Page 3

can everyone reblog with the interest of theirs that was the most intense or continued for the longest because i’m so curious

Welcome twitter users fleeing the absolute cesspool that twitter is going to become as Musk gets his way with his awful ideas! Things are better here, and hey, if you're an old user coming back, they've actually improved shit!

Here's a list of important notes for tumblr usage:

Don't censor words, particularly trigger warnings. Tumblr has a very functional blacklist (found in your settings) that can filter by post content and/or tags. But the word needs to actually be present for the filter to work. Censoring words like r*pe is actively harmful to people attempting to avoid those topics.

Use tags liberally, you have as many as you want, but don't tag unrelated shit. You'll get reported for spam really fast if you do.

Set an avatar and reblog things, otherwise you look like a bot.

You are not obligated to have your real name anywhere in your blog/bio/etc. Most people here use handles.

You can turn your ask box & anons on or off if you are experiencing any kind of harassment. You can also turn off replies on your posts, and turn off reblogs if you need to.

Tumblr has keyboard shortcuts on desktop. You can find them listed under the blog/account menu. Go learn them, they make life so much easier.

Reblog things. Seriously. Also set your dash in chronological order. You can maintain several blogs if need be, but reblogging things is normal, expected, and how you pass along stuff you enjoy.

The majority of people aren't reading your card/dni/blog bio before they reblog stuff. Posts get passed around and the OP often isn't the focal point of the post. Learn to live with it.

Fic writers: you have unlimited words, do not post fics as images.

Reblogs with comments/tags are encouraged. It's not like twitter's QRTs. The OP will see everything there. Know that before you comment.

You have a queue. This means you can set posts up ahead of time to run while you're busy. You can also completely ignore this and just spam your follows whenever you're online. Both are very commonplace

It's not weird to go through someone's blog and reblog old posts. That's actually very normal. If you add /chrono to the end of a tumblr page then you can view all the posts in chronological order to make this easier.

"Spam" liking and reblogging isn't a thing that is a problem. This is invented by people I do not understand. If someone claims this is a problem, they can learn how to turn off or manage their notifications.

The only form of promotional posts that tumblr has is "blaze". There is no ad targeting or any kind of invasions of privacy with blaze. You just get subjected to w/e someone wants to show you. If you want to give tumblr some money to help the company keep going and providing an alternative to twitter, it's not a bad way to do it. You can make people look at cat photos.

Also, we have fun colors here. Plus actual formatting ability. Use it!

People lie on here for fun. Don't accept everything you see at face value, check the reblogs/replies or google something if you're skeptical! Critical thinking is good!

Above all else, be chill, use your block button if you need to, and have fun.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you're not welcome here.

in case it hasn’t been clear, this blog is firmly and unwaveringly pro-choice.

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For

Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

Tubbo and Quackity: *Arguing over borders, nations and a potential treaty*

Ranboo, Foolish, and Purpled in the background:

Tommy, visibly panicking because he's scared of rollercoasters:

Phil, who's trying his best to comfort him: It's alright, mate! We'll be fine!

Wilbur, who's just genuinely enjoying his misery in the background: Hey hey, Tommy! Psssst. There's a high chance that you're going to die on that ride lmao have fun

Kaidan: By the nine. Has anyone here ever heard of critical thinking?

Lucien: I don't believe so. What are some of their songs?

Inigo: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kaidan: Wasn't Lucien with you?

Lucien: In my defense, Kaidan, I was also left unsupervised.

Help me get custody of my 10-year-old younger sister, who is currently with a ped0phile. My full story. 

If possible don’t ignore this, 1 reblog can save her.

This is the guy that invited me. Y’know, Dream.

Techno, immediately 'killing' and removing Phil from the script after he explains to Techno that he can’t come online for the day:

Techno, who’s peeking through his window to glare at Ranboo, a guy his new neighbor that wouldn’t hurt a fly, because he has trust issues and thinks he’s going to get betrayed again:

‘Bringing back Wilbur’ stream in a nutshell:

Techno, who just finished killing 20+ people with a hound army and some fireworks, destroyed almost every single government on the server, spawned so many withers that there are holes in the ground that reach bedrock, teamed with both his bff and the biggest asshole on the server (who let it literally rain tnt on L’Mannberg) :

SBI as Onion titles

 Bonus Jack Manifold (because the man deserves it)

Thought that an 'illustration' would help with clearing things up for some:

Tommy’s thoughts on the SBI-family dynamic.

Tommy and Tubbo are just reminiscing the golden days of their streaming careers and you could tell that at one point Tommy was tearing up. It just gives you an idea of how much this all means to them, but it also reminds you that they are still somewhat young. The amount of fame they’re getting is staggering, and for just being teens, they’re taking it well. But with that said, I'm glad their talent is being recognized! They are genuinely my favorite streamers/YouTubers and they deserve the world

Tommy’s thoughts on the SBI-family dynamic.

Basically Tommy’s entire stream:

Or in Tommy’s own words:

Nevermind, I'm not going to kill Hbomb.

Hello there, dsmp/mcyt fandom!

This year's Christmas will be a bit different than what we're normally used to (that's just a fact). 2020 has given us hell, but so far most of us have managed to get past it all quite well. Things such as minecraft and the Dream SMP helped with taking our focus away from all the chaos surrounding us and they helped make our day-to-day lives just a bit more bearable.

To me, it wasn't only the creators or games themselves that helped me out a bunch, it was also the communities. They tend to get a lot of hate for being toxic, but that judgement just overshadows all the good things that happen around there. I've met some of the most talented and kind-hearted people here and it honestly just warms my heart to see this community act like one big family. Sure, we may have our disagreements from time to time, but so does real family. You people deserve a big thank you for being so awesome!

I'll be praying that whoever reads this post will get to experience a wonderful Christmas filled with moments that they'll always carry with them!

(Author's note: Apologies for making such a messy post, most of you are used to seeing me post memes hahahah. This has been laying on my chest for a few days and I'm glad I finally got to type it out. I don't know if anyone will read it, but if you do, then I truly hope it helped! Love you all!)

So, uh, is Phil okay? 'Cause he was acting kinda funny...

Tommy’s streams really are something, huh?