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Price’s reaction when you block his path with a riot shield

very evil laughter

Autism check

This is my favorite genre of Touhou gifs. Does anybody know where these are from?

tried doing this in ZUN’s artstyle, the voices are getting louder…

entry for @sleepyconfusedpotato ‘s dtiys

im so bad at drawing flowers

more ghostlings

Slurrp

So Samuel Roukin is absolutely the charmingest sweetheart?! Love him so much.

Things he said at his q&a's over the weekend that BLOW ME AWAY:

- he and Neil Ellice (Soap) took waaaay longer than expected filming all of the dad jokes from "Alone" in MW2, cause they were both laughing/crying sooooo hard

-they found out about Soap's death and then had to film it an hour and a half later, and he said it was insane becuase they were so upset in real life over losing the character AND over the tjought of not getting to work with Neil anymore, and it was just, very emotional

- He told a dad joke in Ghost's voice, and it was amazing! I filmed it, but I'm not sure about posting it here, cause I'm not trying to get doxxed. Maybe someone will have uploaded it to youtube?

-Someone asked him (in vague terms) about the Ghost and Soap shipping, and he said that it's flattering that people love these characters so much that they feel driven to create, and to, yes, please, make more. He loves the idea of us creating, no matter what it is, and wants us to do more of it!

- He and Barry Sloan (Capt Price) wouldn't break character in between takes. The example he gave us was this exchange, IN CHARACTER:

Price: What do you think, Simon? You gonna get a snack?

Ghost: I dunno, Captain.

Price: I'm getting a snack, I'm a bit hungry.

Ghost: You're always hungry, Captain.

And just. Ahhhhhhh!.

I might add to this laterrr, as more thinga come to me!

🎶 I’m like a bird 🎶

*recruit recording Ghost from a distance*

Recruit: What's he doing here? I thought he was supposed to be on leave

Recruit, loudly: Hey, LT! What are you doing here?!

Ghost: I'M HERE FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT

Ghost, suddenly sprinting at them: DO YOU NEED A MOTHERFUCKING HUG!?

Recruit: *shrieks before dropping the camera*

I feel super let down by the season of radiance so far.. I expected wayyyy more customization then what we got in the capes and pants. So much so that I'm not excited by the future hat/face cosmetics becoming customizable at all.. Does anyone feel the same? <:/

(Beneath the keep reading I've put some close ups of the text and the before's and after's of each item. Just in case my tiny text was hard to read😅)

*taps the sign*

We love MLM but we will RESPECT AND VALUE WOMEN ON THIS BLOG!!!!

let me cure my artblock plsssss

@beemers-hell @s0uless-b0nes

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Yes yes we know you’re GORGEOUS 😭😭

Samuel is doing a live signing

link here and yall

omg

Ghosty with a cape <3

Low poly in enormous quotation marks 🥰

(Gonna try to optimise her poly count a little bit, but I'm getting pulled away from my computer for the weekend...)

fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him

xP

Thank you @yooo-lets-go for this cute meme art :)

this is how you eat pizza

a lil' pick me up

yes, no, maybe so

Did anyone even question when hank one day just randomly looked completelly diferent

John "Soap" MacTavish x fem Reader

Summary: Johnny found an abandoned Baby during a mission

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or images used in this work, nor do I claim any rights to them.

Warnings ⚠️: None maybe grammatical and spelling errors 😅

Little Bundle

The night was quiet in the makeshift base, the only sounds being the distant hum of machinery and the occasional rustle of soldiers moving about.

John "Soap" MacTavish had just returned from a particularly harrowing mission, one that had taken a surprising turn. Instead of the usual spoils of war, he had found a baby

—abandoned and alone in a crumbling building. It was a sight that tugged at his heartstrings, and against all odds, he had brought the child back with him.

“Price, I can’t just leave her there,” he had argued, his voice firm yet laced with an unusual softness. Captain John Price had raised an eyebrow but ultimately relented, knowing that once Soap had made up his mind, there was no changing it.

Now, as he sat in his quarters, the baby swaddled in a makeshift blanket, he felt a strange sense of pride. He had fed her, changed her, and even given her a quick bath in the sink. She was a tiny bundle of joy, and he was determined to take care of her. But as the hours passed, the initial confidence began to wane.

In the middle of the night, the baby’s cries pierced the silence, echoing off the walls of the small room. Soap’s heart raced as he tried to soothe her, rocking her gently in his arms. “C’mon, lass, it’s just a bit of noise, right?” he murmured, but the baby only cried louder. Panic set in as he realized he was in over his head.

With a messy mohawk and dark bags under his eyes, he stumbled out of his quarters, cradling the baby against his chest. He knocked on the door of Y/N’s sleeping quarters, desperation creeping into his voice. “Y/N! Open up, please!”

The door creaked open, revealing Y/N, her hair tousled and eyes still heavy with sleep. “Soap? What’s going on?” she asked, concern etched on her face.

“I… I can’t get her to stop crying!” he blurted out, his Scottish accent thick with anxiety. “I fed her, changed her, even bathed her, but she just won’t settle!”

Y/N’s motherly instincts kicked in as she took a step back, allowing him to enter. “Let me see her,” she said, her voice calm and soothing. Soap handed over the baby, watching with wide eyes as Y/N expertly cradled the child. She gently patted the baby’s back, whispering soft words that seemed to calm the little one.

“Sometimes they just need to burp,” Y/N explained, her tone reassuring. After a few moments of gentle patting, the baby let out a small burp, followed by a contented sigh. Soap’s shoulders relaxed as he watched the transformation.

“See? Easy peasy,” Y/N said with a smile, and soon enough, the baby’s cries faded into soft coos, and then silence. Soap couldn’t help but grin, relief washing over him.

As they settled onto the bed, the baby nestled between them, Y/N and Soap exchanged whispers. “She’s cute, isn’t she?” Soap said, his voice barely above a whisper.

“Yeah, she is,” Y/N replied, a soft smile gracing her lips. “I never thought I’d see you like this, Soap. You’re a natural.”

“Maybe I’m not as bad as you thought,” he teased, nudging her playfully. “I mean, I’ve always been good with kids, right?”

Y/N chuckled softly, shaking her head. “You’ve always been a pain, but I guess you’re not entirely hopeless.”

As the night wore on, they found themselves drifting closer, the warmth of each other’s presence comforting. The baby slept soundly between them, a peaceful little angel in the midst of chaos. Eventually, exhaustion took over, and they both succumbed to sleep, wrapped in each other’s arms, the world outside forgotten.

In that quiet moment, amidst the chaos of their lives, they found a sense of peace—a bond forged not just in battle, but in the shared responsibility of caring for a tiny life. And as they slept, the baby’s soft breaths filled the room, a reminder that even in the darkest of times, there was always room for love and hope.

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Hope you like this fanfic, let me know if you have a request, feel free to send it over.

ms paint ghosts

soap as a dad [ johnny mactavish ]

- It would definitely be a planned pregnancy in Johnny’s head- he wants to be a dad so much

- “Babe, do we have any pregnancy tests?”

- He’s like a meerkat over the couch- head perking up with wide blue eyes, “I’m coming with you!”

- Johnny is buzzing, he’s heartbroken when it’s negative. Head in your lap, stroking his hair. “It’ll happen, Johnny…”

- He knows, he just can’t wait to have a family with you. He’s got decorations picked out for a nursery on a wish list somewhere.

- Yes. Johnny has a wishlist full of baby clothes and furniture.

- Kills him to leave your side when deployed but places a kiss on your knuckles as he leaves.

- You start feeling tired… take a test you knew he stashed there. Lo and behold, you’re pregnant and unable to tell your gorgeous, baby fevered partner.

- When he finds out he’s missed an ultrasound- he is punching a wall. He has slight anger issues, not directed in a toxic way… he’s just frustrated in himself not being there for you.

- His knuckles are bloodied quite a lot missing scans throughout your pregnancy.

- You bathe them in saltwater, he doesn’t know how he got so lucky with you. Carrying his child and tending his wounds

- Johnny is both a boy dad and a girl dad

- So when he finds out you’re having twins- he’s panicking but also ecstatic

- Always thrives to make you laugh especially in your state

- Is holding your hair back when throwing up

- Lifts your belly up- it’s absolute bliss

- I think he’d be afraid to have sex while you’re pregnant- he goes quite rough and he knows it

- Instead, he’s an absolute cuddle monster; enough said

- His hands never really leave your belly

- Loves feeling them move around

- Your babies wriggle around when he sings the songs he was taught as a child

- Don’t trust him to decorate- the guy has no concept of a colour palette

- Is mess in the delivery room, doesn’t know where to stand and is kissing your hairline.

- “You’re a trooper.”

- “Come on. You’ve got this, sweetheart.”

- His voice is the only thing that gets your through.

- “Mr and Mrs MacTavish, you have a little boy and a little girl…”

- Johnny MacTavish had never cried so much. It was the happiest day of his life… a hole in his heart he never knew needed to be filled.

- The rest of his life all in one room…

- What else could he do but cry while cradling his future in both arms

- Hated to say goodbye when deployed- it’s torture for him

- But he makes it through each and every mission he’s given to see you three again

- Is glad that your children have recordings of his voice- they can’t sleep without him reading to them- just in case he doesn’t manage to get out alive

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the wedding of simon riley [ ghost ]

WARNINGs: mentions of abusive injuries, abusive domestic behaviour

Being in the SAS was a lonely practice, well, that’s how Simon Riley saw it. Though, his existence was one of violence and he didn’t want his family being dragged into another volatile situation or any other innocent soul.

That’s why he was alone, that’s why he didn’t date anyone and that wasn’t going to change. Until it did…

A shout, “He’s got my bag!” And he started running after the vandal, catching him quickly and with precision. Face mask up as was his hood. Racing steps behind him… and there you were, your hands scraped and tights ripped at the knees. “Thank you so much…” Your eyes sparkled almost at him, curious what your saviour’s face looked like.

He simply handed you the bag- you noticed gloves… not paying much attention, “It’s nothin’…” Gruff and unbending, you could tell then that he was a hard ass as he turned his back to you.

“Lemme get you a coffee or something?” The stranger’s head shook, walking away. His eyes a stark contrast when your hand wrapped his tattooed wrist. Almost as if it were a trigger point and you removed it as soon as you had touched him. “You didn’t have to get the bag… please let me get you a coffee, a tea… a vodka?” A teeny tiny smile beneath the mask.

That’s how you ended up in a tea shop, in completed silence. Was he trying to scare you off? Maybe but you happened to be very persuasive and chatty. His worst nightmare.

Finding out his name was Simon, and he was in the military. And he didn’t do well in social situations, or at least with you. Speaking enough to realise he didn’t have many acquaintances let alone friends. Probably of his own doing…

Taken aback when he asked to walk you home- to avoid anymore attempted muggings. Not normal for you to let someone do that but he didn’t have to return the bag. “This is me…” Pointing to the house, “Thank you for all your help, Si-,” Then your red door opened, revealing the familiar figure.

“You were gone longer than you said…” The tone was wasn’t one of worry or concern, Simon knew that feeling in his gut. But it was your life, and he was probably wrong. So he waved it off. “Who’s this, babe? He bothering you?” That instinct in Simon flaring more. Especially the crazed look in his eyes.

Until he looked to you; bubbly and extroverted while on your own, now a husk. Silent and woven inwards. That sparkle dimmed. “I got mugged… he got my purse back for me…” You couldn’t even reach Simon’s eye line. While fists clenched at your partner’s sides.

“She’s helpless, mate. I always clear up her messes, thanks,” Simon had never despised being patted on the shoulder as much as he did in that moment. But what had him more on edge was how he never noticed bruises on your wrists, and how forcibly your boyfriend held you around the shoulders and was leading you up the stone walkway to the normal house.

Hearing a shout and then a slap when that door closed. Simon had a choice… leave and pretend like you never existed… or what he did next.

Not bothering to knock, finding you on the floor- tears streaking down the face you held. Before gunning for your partner, a perfectly taken frame photo crashing to the wooden boards as his large frame smashed your partner into the wall. “I’ve met men like you before… you are going to pack a bag and leave Y/N alone…” That was until a small hand held Simon’s shoulder, his eyes softened.

“Dave, just leave… go to Chris’… just go…” You didn’t know if you’d had the strength to do that, but having a military man beside you made it easy as he held your partner against a wall. Then Simon dropped him, shattered glass at his palms. “I will call the police, David… I’ll deliver your shit to your mums.” Time slowed for you while moving too fast and David was gone. His car unblocked your driveway with music blaring down the street.

Managing to lock the door- letting out a sigh… Feeling drained, “Thank you…” Is all you mustered, before collapsing into a flood of tears. Trying to splutter out an apology, but this relative stranger just stroked your hair letting you lean against him. Thoughts racing, never finding a moments peace in four years of being with him. But able to find a speck of hope in a man you had only met about four hours ago… “You can go, you’ve done more than enough good deeds for the day…”

Standing up from the sofa, heading through to the kitchen. The kettle clicked, Simon was impressed you didn’t pick yourself on the vodka you’d offered him earlier in the day. Instead he found you, elbows finding balance on the countertop.

You asked him to the stay in the house- maybe trauma clouded your judgement. You slept in the guest bedroom, not capable of blocking out the atrocities that occurred in your own. With a stranger downstairs.

When you woke up, the glass had been clean up and the smell of breakfast wafted. Mask still covering his nose and lips. “I thought you’d have left. You didn’t have to cook, bless your heart…”

Something knocked Simon from his daydream. The only face he wanted to see on the daily right in front of him. Forgetting where he was for a split second, his hands holding your tiny ones in comparison. “Simon Riley, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?” Part of him focused that his Captain was officiating his wedding, while all of him focused on you. The woman he hadn’t left, the person who had remained loyal to him when he came home bloodied and dirty.

Every second of each mission, he wished he could have you in his arms. Even when you weren’t his to hold. Fearing that you’d have forgotten about him in two months, only for you to turn up at his apartment with some chocolate and a ‘welcome home’ card.

Each and every time he returned back in British soil.

You didn’t complain about the terrors he shouted at in his nightmares- holding him when the muttering started and pulling him awake. Never judging him for the pills he swallowed to balance him out again. Simon looked down on himself while you only ever looked up to him.

No attempt to lift the mask until he did it himself. You’d been friends after that first incident for two years until you made the move. And six months after you were stood at the alter in front of not even ten people.

The people he felt comfortable with: his squad members, his mum, his brother and sister in law… whatever family you were close with enough to know what laid under that mask; a cheeky grin whenever he taunted you or… did other things to you…

There would be no announcement in the local newsletter on marriages and funeral directories, no posts on social media. But you knew that when met him… nothing high-key.

With all that in mind, you looking angelic… just wanting to kiss you… “I do.” And before Price could speak, his lips were on yours. Cheering from your nearest and dearest. His hands held your growing stomach, holding his future.

“I love you,” Foreheads together, smiling while you knew Johnny was taking cheeky snaps of you two. “Mrs Riley…”

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john price as a dad (part two) [ price ]

part one | part three

- Loves carrying his little boy around, only on rare occasions will you get to hold your son

- John just loves him so much and doesn’t want to let go

- Doesn’t cry when away, he’s more determined to return

- Looks like a fisherman, so your sat there beside John in matching camping chairs under a tent at the side of a lake or river holding your baby boy.

- As he gets older John buys him a little toy fishing rod

- Your son copies everything John does

- The way he starts to walk, a strut almost and also wants a hat like his dad’s

- So they’re on the street with matching hats… literally a mini genetic clone of the man

- Would have been content with his little boy but you do a test on a whim of a missed period

- It was negative so you shrugged it off, John was away and you couldn’t be pregnant.

- Then the labour pains started… later told you had what was called a ‘cryptic pregnancy’. You hadn’t had time to prepare, no names picked out or a nursery decorated.

- Your son with your close family, and John Price walks into the room, he’d returned that day and got the call from the hospital that you had been admitted

- He didn’t expect to see the sweet smile of another baby boy

- But the man didn’t think about the problems and unexpected, he just held another bundle of joy in his arms

- He has no intention of his sons going into the military. He doesn’t want that for them, no matter how talent they may be- they could always come back in a bodybag

- And he doesn’t know how he would react or cope to the news of one of his boys being KIA

- John doesn’t even want to think about it

- However, your eldest loves to tinker around… always dismantling his toys and trying to put them back together

- John is the one that breaks up their fights, “Oi, knuckleheads! Pack it in… before I get involved and you really don’t want that…”

- Your eldest was 4 and the youngest was 2 at the time of that incident- speaking to them like actual adults

- Reading to the boys calms him down, just adores being close to them both and making the most of his

- The youngest loves to mimic his older brother and so you have three John Prices in your house

- When the kids get tired, he’ll happily sling them on his shoulders

- A literal climbing frame, play wrestles the kids and hurts himself instead of them

- The team still doesn’t know he’s a dad, other than Ghost who sussed it out

- You will always find John Price asleep on the sofa with his either son leaning on his shoulders.

- Whether they’re watching the rugby on tv or a movie, you ALWAYS find them in that exact position

- Your now husband rarely ever cried but when it comes to your kids- it’s a weak spot

- If they’ve been in hospital or something, he’s a calmly put together wreck

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john price as a dad [ price ]

part two | part three

- Later in life dad, meets you when he’s 40 and you’re younger, by over a decade.

- It had been a few months of you dating John Price, having known him for a couple of years. He worked in the parachute regiment… that’s what he told you anyway… and had been going on dates before going back to his three bedroom house.

- ‘Age is just a number’, you had been closed off for so long to going after this man in his late 30s, early 40s even though you shared a morbid sense of humour and view on life.

- When you finally shared a night with John Price… he rocked your world and fucked you like nobody had done.

- You found out you were pregnant after 5 months of dating John and you were terrified of telling him.

- “John, I’m pregnant…”

- He stared at you before engulfing you in a crushing hug that you sank into. His eyes spoke all to you, smiling like his lazy grin.

- He’d never been so excited, usually women his own age left after a month or so because he was absent from their lives

- The chaos of his work life didn’t help either.

- That’s why he’d never had a child, no one had stuck around.

- The secret is John Price had always wanted to be a father but he didn’t want to be a bad one

- “It’s okay if you miss appointments because of work… I get it…” You wholeheartedly got that having a hectic work life yourself.

- But John Price made it to EVERY SINGLE ultrasound appointment by your side.

- He isn’t the mosh doting partner but during pregnancy… jeez… this guy steps up his game.

- Cravings, back massages and movie nights with popcorn and a blanket… he’s gotcha back.

- You move in with him pretty early on and he’s easy to live with. And stays up in the night to build the crib

- Insists he doesn’t require instructions… INSISTS…

- He’s territorial over the DIY that goes into the house in general let alone when the nursery is concerned.

- Leave it in his capable hands

- TF141 notice a difference in their Captain, he’d grown too nurturing for the normal Price.

- They asked him what was wrong… he didn’t answer.

- Price doesn’t tell any of the lads that he’s going to be a father. Maybe he would later on when the baby was born but not then.

- So the boys speculate what has Price so happy with a glint in his eyes. “Is he getting laid or what?”

- “I know right, he’s way too happy…”

- Ghost keeps silent, observing Price- he’s almost being fatherly with… ahhh, ‘He’s gonna be a dad…’ He thinks to himself.

- It was Price’s business not his, he just pats him on the shoulder, “You’ll be a good dad…” and that makes Price smile.

- John definitely wants to know the gender…

- He has an action plan to draw up

- “Christ, I’ve spent too much time in tactics…”

- Proceeds to draw up a baby action plan for a baby boy.

- Wasn’t entirely bothered what gender it was but just NEEDED to know.

- He’s in TEARS when he cuts the umbilical cord and holds his son. Glad he was your son as well as his.

- John definitely is a control freak when it comes to raising your child. But soon learns that not everything can be controlled in his civilian life when a kid is concerned.

- Loves holding his son while he sleeps in his arms

- Sometimes you’ll come home to them asleep in the exact same position on the floor. Not able to help but giggle, waking John up, “What’s so funny?”

- “Like father like son… I just hope he doesn’t have that attitude of yours…”

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Part two is out! Thank you for reading xx

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john price as a dad (part three) [ price ]

part one | part two

- You’re at work, neither of your parents can take care of the boys and he has to go to base to sort some things out.

- So your 4 year old is having his hand held and he’s got your 2 year old tucked into his winged arm

- EVERYONE on base is shocked, firmly shocked. That’s even before he gets to TF141

- However, Johnny is walking and sees that familiar hat of Price’s. Seeing him walking with two kids in throw. He takes a double take before sprinting to find Gaz

- John is oblivious to this as he continues to the meeting room

- Simon’s already in the meeting room, your 4 year old stares and asks for ‘up’ from this absolute stranger with a mask on. “I like your mask…” John’s heart melts, as he begins to tug at the material

- “Thank you. You look jus’ like your dad…” And gave his hair a ruffle, and your eldest laughed at Simon. “Even has your smile, doesn’t he?”

- “That he does…” John stated while setting down your youngest, on the table.

- “Fuckin’ hell, Price! This is what you were hidin’!” It was Johnny, with Gaz behind him with a massive smile on his face- a rare sight.

- “Language, Sergeant…” Price’s tone finalised, “That’s an order.”

- “They’re clones of you, sir…” Gaz pushed past the Scotsman hogging the doorway. “Why didn’t you tell us you had kids?”

- A shrug from their Captain, “T’ keep ‘em safe… that’s all I want for my boys…”

- Johnny finally saddled up on a wheelie chair, “And what do we call ‘em, sir? Price Two and Price Three?”

- With arms folded and a smile on his face, “No, that’s not necessary. Our eldest is Buck and youngest is Buddy,”

- “Wait does this mean you’ve got a girlfriend, too?”

- “Well I didn’t make them on my own, did I, Johnny? And as a matter of fact, she’s Mrs Price…”

- Let’s just say the boys ordered for the Buck and Buddy to be brought back to base or they be invited over to the Price household to see them again

- Swearing is forbidden around the boys, and Price sanctions the guys for doing so.

- “Fucks sake-,”

- “Alright, twenty push ups, Soap!”

- Another time, “That’s absolute bullshit!”

- “Gaz, you know what to do…”

- He’s raising his boys to be gentlemen, and with the help of the 141 crew- they are

- You meet 141 on a camping trip you and the boys were invited on.

- Seeing for yourself how well the squad actually take of your sons, like they were their actual brothers

- Ghost would give them water and food- chatting with them and Buck constantly played with his mask

- Johnny would play with them, feigning defeat in races with your eldest and play wrestling with little Buddy

- Gaz would logically try to use as many words as possible, not realising the limited vocabulary children that age had

- They were all adorable, you think Buck even managed to unmask Simon at one point and John told you, “he doesn’t let just ANYONE do that…”

- John was secretly proud his son managed to get the mask off

- Buck would enlist as an Army Engineer at 18… “Have you lost your fucking mind?”

- “I’m not fighting in wars- I’m fixing the damage and swear jar, dad,” He realised Buck would be fine.

- Buddy even followed in his footsteps and they were the renowned Price brothers

- John was never wanting for more kids because your boys were enough to handle and they respected the pair of you

- But they’d found a family deep seated in the military and would forever say, “we’ve got the best dad in world…” even into their adulthood

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