Living for my kitten, whether she knows it or not
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Pug: *twerks on dad’s face* Dad: pug, you’re dangerous with that brown eye Me: more like pink eye Dad: how’d you get pink eye from my pug’s brown eye? Me: she was twerking on my face
You turn on your PC to keep working on your novel, but to your surprise, when you open the file, it is writing itself. You read some of what has already been written and it seems your characters have created free will, and the plot is progressing without you.
Didn’t anyone ever tell you there’s one thing you never put in a trap, if you’re smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there’s one thing you never, ever put in a trap. And what would that be, sir? Me. - Doctor Who (Happy 53rd Birthday!)
It's a person and I've found it in you. I just wish you would stop trying to change the locks.... I'm the carpenter, and you're not very good at it. I always make it home.
In a world full Of the word yes I'm here to scream... NO
Why hurt someone whose only intention was to love you?
Reyna Biddy (via wordsnquotes)
Why? I'll never understand it. But I HOPE that you can realize what you're doing is hurting me deeper than you ever thought. That what you're doing to "protect yourself" is destroying me faster than I ever knew it was. I just want to love you and to be loved by you unconditionally. I know you have issues. I do too. We all do. None of us are perfect, no matter how good looking we are, how skinny we are, how white our teeth and how long and straight our hair is. But for all the things that you find imperfect about yourself, I find something more to love. Something to hold onto and never let go of because, even for the whole world, I would never give you up. You ARE my world. And there is nothing you can do to change that. I belong to you as much as you belong to me. And I want it to stay that way for as long as the universe lasts.
ALWAYS KITTEN
I hate how true this is
I need to learn this 😳 because when I feel it I'm so fucking ecstatic
You know one of the most expensive things you could ever do is pay attention to the wrong people.
http://twitter.com/goodquoteco (via kushandwizdom)
Yep. Hate fucking with the wrong people. You're a waste of time.
Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.
William Goldman (via quotemadness)
Lucky, I'm very tall. @ my baby girl, you know who you are 😏😏😏❤
^amen to that guy
For God fucking sake read this and fucking believe it before I shove it down your throat until you do
ME EVERY FUCKING TIME I SWEAR 😂😂😂
God, this is so fucking true. I don't know why we hide it, but we do.
Um, I think you're comparing all white girls to the few that white people that are racist. I'm white and personally I don't give a damn about race 😂 I don't judge based off of skin color, because that is not what's inside of you. So to those people who think all of us white people are racists: think again. Cause seriously, it's offensive to be compared to them.
So Jewish girls, Islamic girls and hispanic girls get made fun of for having thick eyebrows their entire life, but when a white girl draws on eyebrows to look thicker it’s, “#eyebrows on fleek!”? So black and Latina girls get made fun of for having big lips their entire life, but when a white girl draws on to look really big it’s, “gorgeouss and inspiring”? So black girls get made fun of for having braids or dreadlocks their entire life, but when a white girl does it’s, “just a style and they can do what they want with their hair”? So Islamic girls get made fun of for wearing bindis/henna/hijabs, but when a white girl does it’s, “totes coachella”? So Native American people get mocked for their ancestors wearing headdresses or feathers, but when a white girl does it’s, “artsy and cute”? Does anybody else notice a pattern??
FUCK
the supernatural fandom (via wantingsomethingpermanent)
Ummm, yeah a bit??
you’re probably wondering why i’ve gathered you all here today
I'm straight, but if I "laid a hand" on Dean like Cas did, I'm pretty sure if be lost too 😂😅😆
bonus gifs:
Hooooootttt as hell in Florida!!!! But still having fun!!
What?!? Jace is supposed to be blonde
Shadowhunters Before and Now cast of characters.
The family that slays together, stays together…
THIS IS SO ADORABLE XD
OH MY GOD
Ohhh my XD now River, which doctor is your's....
Just.. Just... WHY dean?! XD
Ten's face though! 😂
I'll have to steal this idea for next year!!!! 😄
I think my cap came out pretty darn great ❤️
Apparently, #ThisGeneration is better than yours....
The teen pregnancy rate has been cut in half since the 1950s. #ThisGeneration
Smoking has also dropped by 50% #ThisGeneration
The abuse and availability of drugs has actually been in drastic decline. #ThisGeneration
The U.S. homicide rate is currently the at lowest it has been since 1962. #This Generation
Searches for porn have been reduced by half in just the past ten years. #ThisGeneration
The average IQ score has seen a dramatic increase, mainly due to our increasing ability to process symbols. #ThisGeneration
The high school dropout rate is at half of what it was in the 70’s. #ThisGeneration
But somehow the last generation remains largely convinced that we are bad and stupid people because they cannot comprehend advances in technology and society. #LastGeneration