I Misread That As "getting Wrapped Around A Tree At 100" Mph Somehow And All I Can Think Is About Drifting

I assure you every part of my body is a masochist but my brain knows vaping is cringe

i am the 4 am potato thing i don't speak tree

As soon as my body starts to malfunction or fail me/become weak/fragile I'm rerolling

it's incomprehensible how much of my brainpower is spent CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT SUCKING DICK

Is there like a cure for constantly being horny?

It's been -78 days since the last day i didn't randomly think about gay sex and that's only if you count the day i realized i didn't think about gay sex which is still technically thinking about gay sex. If you don't I have no clue what it's like to not have your thoughts filled with AGGRESSIVE GAYNESS.

Is there like a cure for constantly being horny?

It's been -78 days since the last day i didn't randomly think about gay sex and that's only if you count the day i realized i didn't think about gay sex which is still technically thinking about gay sex. If you don't I have no clue what it's like to not have your thoughts filled with AGGRESSIVE GAYNESS.

What if we kissed in the field of eyes?

Thoughts on the weak nuclear force?

I try not to

it’s on the mouse - barmaid edition

Candy cigarettes that actually taste like cigarettes

futilitarian

Something that is utilitarian in its futility.

How the fuck do I slow my feed down without unfollowing people?

every time i click away the feed has another dozen entries