Changbin: It's Unavoidable. It Just Happens.

Felix: So..Chan-hyung, I have some news.

Chan: What. Happened.

Felix: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down our house?

Chan:

Chan: You burn down our house?

Felix: No!

Felix: I had the fire put out almost immediately!

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Hyunjin: We lost Changbin.

Minho: This was a 100% successful trip.

Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.

Woojin: That’s 110%.

Minho: 20% don’t care.

Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.

Chan: I’m sorry, Jeongin but i’m pretty busy right now.

Chan: Minho, why don’t you show Jeongin what a fax machine is?

Minho: Okay, imagine a letter had an unprotected sex with a phone-

Chan: Cool metaphore, still explicit. You can get out now.

[Chan picking Stray Kids member]

Chan: So, tell me..why should I pick you as Skz member?

Minho: The real question is, why should I allow you to pick me?

Chan, whispering: Can he do that?

Minho: Looking good in that jeans, Sung.

Jisung: Eyes up here, Minho. I am more than just a piece of ass.

Felix: Okay Seungmin, let’s do a movie about our friendship.

Seungmin: Felix, no.

Felix: Great you already know your line.

Changbin: When I drink alcohol, everyone says I am an alcoholic.

Changbin: But when I drink fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.

Changbin: *shakes his head and proceed to chug entire glass of lemonade*

[Seungmin, Minho and Chan trapped in a haunted house]

Seungmin: Why the ghost won't talk to us?

Minho: Maybe they are homophobic.

Chan: We are not gay, Minho.

Seungmin: We aren't?

Chan: Why Changbin is on the counter?

Minho: He wants to be tall.

Hyunjin: *shed tears* He is finally a foot taller than me.