I need to leave your request inbox alone 💀💀
My request is Diluc and scaramouche with a S/o That's euphemisms and Friendly-fire threats are Ridiculous.
As an example, He tells s/o he love them. And instead of giving a simple "i love you."
For Diluc, S/o goes "You better, Or else, I'll Punch you so hard That Ponytail starts Orbiting Around Your Head like planet mercury😐."
Or if it's scara saying "i love you". They'll go. "You should, Who else Could love That big ass forehead, Walkin round here, lookin like megamind n shit. 🤨"
HELP?? MEGAMIND?? PLANET MERCURY?? please never leave my inbox alone your ideas are fantastic; Anyway, I only did dilucs because I didn’t want to put this ask off anymore, enjoy!
Warning(s)/genre—> No warnings, pronouns not mentioned. Fluff
this is shorter then I predicted..oops
Diluc;
He was leaving for a trip, he wouldn’t be back for a couple weeks; you both wanted to say your goodbyes before he left.
He took both both of your hands in his, rubbing small circles on your knuckles; bringing them up to his lips and softly kissing them. He didn’t want to leave, and you didn’t want him to leave either. But it’s business, convincing each other that time will fly, and he’ll be back soon.
“Diluc” he hums in acknowledgment, looking in to your eyes. “It’s getting late, you should leave. You don’t want to be late, right?” you give him a soft smile, and he nods. Letting go of your hands, he kisses your forehead, then your lips.
“I love you” he says, and you smirk, looking up at him with a smug look on your face; “You better, Or else I’ll punch you so hard that ponytail of yours will start orbiting around your head like planet mercury” you playfully scoff, and he only sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. “why, are you like this?” you giggle, “that’s a great question, a question that can’t be answered.” He dramatically sighs again and smiles,
“What am I gonna do with you?”
“hmm, you could kiss me goodbye again?”
8:19 am 10/08/2021
diluc & kaeya x sibling!reader
summary—> your diluc and kaeya’s little sister and some creeps start hitting on you and they get really get aggravated.
warning(s)/genre—> fluff, swearing, mentions of inappropriate touching
A/N; just wanted to mention towards the end theres intimacy(arm holding/hand holding etc) between the reader and diluc, I’m gonna assume just to be safe that someone is gonna get on my ass about it saying how “it’s creepy they’re siblings” I hold/hug my older sisters hand/arm especially if i’m anxious when we’re out, same with my dad so it’s normal for me, and it’s not weird! ty.
It was a rather rowdy night at the tavern; you were sitting at the bar with kaeya and sister rosaria, and a certain mouthy bard, waiting for diluc to get off shift to head home together. You were humming and listening to the drunken adults ramble about stuff.
you were only 16, so you couldn’t drink yet, but diluc kindly gave you a glass of grape juice to enjoy until he closes the tavern. Taking a sip of your grape juice you notice an older man take the seat next to you on your right. But you pay no mind and turn your attention to your noisy drunken older brother. That is until the older man started to get a bit too close to you, so you scoot your stool away from him, but he just scoots closer. Starting to get anxious, you wonder if you should say something until you feel a hand on your thigh.
“Erm..excuse me sir, but can you please keep your hands to yourself..” you try and shoo his hand away but his grip becomes tighter and he doesn’t budge. “Cmon’..there’s no harm in it, say why don’t I buy ya’ a drink? we can have a little fun together, whadda say, pretty girl...” you can smell the alcohol in his breath and you almost gag. “no thanks, please leave me alone-“ you mumble but the old mans hand starts to creep up your leg.
You yelp and try and sit back but end up falling off the stool and making a loud crash, which results in everyone looking at you. “Y/N, Are you alright?” you hear your red headed brother say, and you look up to see him kneeling beside you. “U-uhm, yes, yeah, I’m alright” you mumble as he helps you up. “sorry sweet cheeks, did I scare ya? I didn’t mean to, just being friendly.” the old man reached out to grab you but you backed up out of his grasp and bumped in to diluc who was behind you, and you see kaeya grip the mans arm, “Have you never learned to keep your hands to yourself, hmm?” Your blue headed brother says and you watch as diluc steps in front of you. “Is this old man bothering you, Y/N?” diluc asks and you nod, “he was making me uncomfortable..his hand was, erm, touching me..” You rub your arms and step back a bit.
“It’s not that deep, I was just being friendly..trying to shoot my shot on a cute little girl.” the old man tries to defend his actions, “Excuse me?” the red head scoffs, “praying on little girls? oh how low of you..” kaeya starts “looks like someone needs to be taught a lesson?” he gets up, standing next to diluc and the man also stands. “There’s nothing wrong with it-“ diluc cuts him off, scoffing and pinching the bridge of his nose, “There’s nothing wrong with it? she’s 16, what are you 60? there’s Everything wrong with it. I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.” the old man opens his mouth to argue but kaeya quickly shuts him up, “before we make you leave. understood?” glaring daggers at the guy.
The old man angrily takes his leave, and the two brothers turn to you, bombarding you with questions and concerns. “Are you alright?” “did he hurt you?” “do you need anything?” “would you like me to beat him up?” question after question, with no time to answer any of them. “Get off her ass, you two aren’t even giving her the opportunity to answer all the dumb questions your throwing at her.” Rosaria says as she takes a sip of her booze. “right, sorry.” diluc says and he turns to you. “I’m alright, I’m not hurt, I just want to go home, and no, you don’t need to beat him up.” you let out a sigh of relief and a small chuckle. “I’m sure diluc has no problem closing the tavern, right brother?” Kaeya says, in a teasing manner for the last part. “mhmm, of course, it’s about time I close up the tavern anyway.”
When there’s nobody left in the tavern except for you and your brothers, you hug kaeya goodbye, “Thank you, for earlier..” you say as you squeeze him tightly in the hug. wrapping his arms around you and rubbing your back, “Well, it is my purpose to look out for my adorable younger sister.” he chuckles and you let go smiling, waving good bye.
When you and diluc are walking back to the Manner, you hook your arm around your brothers and lean on his arm. “Are you alright?” you smile, nodding. “Mhm,I just want to say thank you, for earlier, for looking out for me..” you hug his arm tighter and he wraps his arm around your shoulder. “Of course, I would do anything to make you feel safe.” You smile and giggle, walking silently back to the manner with your older brother.
5:37 pm 9/02/2021
Wait, s/o taking Scara and Xiao to a family gathering for the first time. And s/o is Making Xiao/scara a plate. And s/o's mom is like "aww, well who is this?" And Her cousins start flocking around them And S/o is like "oh, right, hun, meet my family." And then she turns and Just goes. "Family, meet my precious little Kitty meow meow." And then proceeds to put her hands on her knees and starts baby-talking the shit outta him, just because S/o is taller than Him.
scaramouche x reader | xiao x reader (separate)
A/N; Ok this fic did not turn out like the ask, I just went off of what i remembered. so sorry but i’m way too lazy and tired to re start this took so long, Hopefully this is good enough 😢
summary—> reader babying on scara and xiao during a family gathering.
warning(s)/genre—> Fluff, slight cursing in scara’s, no pronouns mentioned for the reader. (scara’s part is a little short)
Xiao;
was against going to this family reunion with you. He complained on why he had to attend with you, and why you couldn’t go alone to see YOUR family.
Holding up your hand with the wedding band on it, and telling him how he’s now part of your family convinced him enough.
It was a long journey to fontaine, but you both made it in one piece.
Holding his hand, walking to the location, everyone turned their heads, all attention was now on you and your adepti husband.
waving your free hand and greeting everyone, your other hand occupied by your husbands, everyone turned their heads, excitingly greeting you and calling out your name, hugs were given and received. A bunch of questions where asked until one of your close cousins squealed,
“O M G!! Y/N!! Is this xiao!? YOUR HUSBAND!!?? he’s much shorter then expected !” she screamed out, bouncing on her heels, everyone started swarming, talking about his height, and comparing it to yours. which he absolutely hated, but tried not to burst in front of your loved ones.
You smile, turning to xiao and bending down a bit, squishing and pulling his cheeks, “yes he is!! my wittle’ adorable husband, the best partner I could ever ask for! yes he is!” you babied him, giggling, getting a couple laughs from others.
Xiao’s face was heating up, out of anger, embarrassment, and because you complimented him. He squirms and manages to swat your hands away, “stop that.” he says sternly, “aww your so cute when your embarrassed, aren’t you? cutie cutie” still toying with him, he gives her a small glare that tells you to knock it off or he’ll explode, you finish with the teasing, patting his head.
Turning to your family, finally answering their question; “yes! this is my husband, Xiao.” you hold out your hand with the ring on it and smirk, “officially off limits, hehe”
Scaramouche;
You had to drag him to your family reunion. Physically drag him because he refused to go
complained threw the whole trip about how this is a waste of time
deep down he was just angry and scared of your family not liking him. (and him not liking your family)
immediately everyone went quiet and looked at you guys, especially scara, because they’ve never seen anyone like him before.
They all just looked, whispering amongst themselves, “that’s they’re new boyfriend..?” “why does he look so angry..” “..He’s one of the fatui harbingers, isn’t he?” “are you sure? he’s rather short..”
“Ahem..” you cough in to your hand to get everyone’s attention, “this is my boyfriend ! scaramouche, say hii” you ruffle his hair and talk in a babyish tone, “come on scara! you can do it, say hi to the nice people~” you squish his cheeks but he’s quick to smack your hand away, “fuck off” he huffs and turns his head, cheeks tinted red in embarrassment. you giggle and turn your attention to your family members, “don’t mind him, he’s just in a grumpy mood, he didn’t have his nap~” he snaps his head around glaring daggers at you, but you pay no mind. “Your obnoxious.” you hum in acknowledgment, “You don’t say that when we’re-“ “-OK OK” his cheeks are red and he looks down.
You wrap your arm around his and peck his forehead, then his cheek, then his lips. “alright, I won’t bug you anymore, cutie.”
8:18 pm 9/22/2021
Childe x reader
summary—> your out shopping with childe and you catch a girl flirting with him..
warning/genre—> fluff, jealousy, arguing. Pronouns not mentioned. Not proof read. Violence.
A/N; I kind of don’t like how this has turned out but I have nothing else to post so I’m gonna post it anyway!!
It was supposed to be a nice day just spending time with your boyfriend after he got back from a mission from the fatui. He took you out shopping to spend time with you for the day, before soon having to go back to his duties.
Currently, your at a fancy restaurant getting something to eat before going home for the day. But you couldn’t help but notice the waitress being a bit, too friendly with your boyfriend. She was practically ignoring your existence and mainly focusing on childe. You asked for a coke and she brought you a water with lemon?? yeah, she definitely didn’t pay any attention to you, which was getting on your nerves.
From friendly compliments, to flirty compliments. your blood started to boil and you felt you were going to explode. Trying to turn her attention to you, you cleared your throat and started. “Ahem..Uhm Miss? I asked for a Diet coke, but your brought me a water with lemon..” She rolls her eyes and turns to you, “oh..yeah sorry about that.” she grabs the cup from your hand and stormed off to the kitchen. a couple minutes later she comes back with a cocktail.. what. A COCKTAIL?? HOW COULD SHE HAVE POSSIBLY GOT IT WRONG??
“This better?” she placed the drink in front of you and turns her full attention back to childe, and places her disgusting, dirty little hand, on his shoulder, messaging it. Ok, that’s it. No reasonable thought went threw your mind as you got up, grabbed her wrist and yanked it away from childe. “Touch him, or even look at him again, and I will cut all your fingers, toes, tongue off, pluck out your eyes from your head, and make you eat them. Understood?” you gripped her wrist harder, resulting her in rapidly nodding, “Yes! I understand! now let go of me you crazy bitch!!” reluctantly, you let go, and watched her scramble away. You sighed and sat back down, taking a sip out of the cocktail.
Childe was staring at you, with the widest smirk on his face. “What a show you put on for me. You look very sexy when your upset, I wonder if your the same when your in battle? hm?” you looked up at him chuckling a little, “no childe, I am not sparring with you.” you smiled as you took another sip. “Shall we take our leave then?” childe says standing up and placing a pouch of mora down on the table. “Yes, please, before I murder someone.” you murmur, grabbing your bags, hooking your arm around childe and walking back to your shared home.
[ 9:12 am 8/29/2021 ]
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and no, you can’t age them up just for them to do the dirty, that’s not how that works.
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albedo x gn!reader
A/N; I might just make this a series about “marks” and kissing them. who’s next? — maybe kaeya (his eye) or tanjiro and genya (their scars)
—[summary]; you’ve always wondered what the mark on albedo’s neck meant—why not figure it out? (mwah)
—[warnings/genre]; fluff, kind of suggestive (?) established relationship, not proof read (plz tell me if i made any spelling errors)
You were helping albedo in his lab in dragonspine. He asked you for research assistance, and who are you to decline your pretty boyfriend’s request?
It’s just about sundown; you’ve been running little errands for him, or just handing him something out of reach, etc etc. Your sitting near him, on a stool, carefully studying the blonde in front of you.
Something always stood out about him, something always just felt different..but you could never place your finger on it. Was it his dusty, platinum blonde hair? his smartness? his calm and collected nature? his big, gorgeous blue eyes? his fair skin? it was hard to choose what was nagging at you.
“your staring”
a calm voice — that you were way too familiar with — dragged you from your thoughts.
“oh! oops— sorry, sorry..”
how embarrassing.. your face flushes from the embarrassment. You didn’t mean to be caught staring, how long were you even staring for? you don’t know; you were to entranced by his good looks.
“It’s alright, I don’t mind..as long as it’s you staring” a small smile works it’s way on his face as he continues his work. You hum and smile in acknowledgment; taking a closer look at him, you notice the diamond shape on his neck.
Has that always been there? your not sure, but you most definitely are noticing it now; how it’s starting to glow a orange-ish / yellow-ish color as night falls. It’s sparkling in the moonlight, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.
You gently hold albedos chin, and tilt his head up a little towards you — “y/n? what are you-“ — you lean in and pepper kisses over the glowing star on his neck, and giving it a small mark before pulling away, leaving the pale prince before you, stunned.
“you know, I’m not even sorry I did that. You were just too tempting, prince”
Albedo’s once pale skin, was now covered with red. “please, do that again”
“gladly”
6:50 am / 11 - 4 - 2021
— [🪄] Requests are open !!
Characters included; Childe, kaeya, ningguang, beidou, scaramouche, albedo, sucrose, razor, bennett, noelle, fischl
Warning: cursing, very slight NSFW(w/ kaeya/albedo), mentions of drinking.
Hc: Childe likes bigger women, the more there is the more of you he can touch.
Hc: Kaeya likes to catch you off guard/surprise you from behind with a hug. Also likes to grab your behind whenever he gets the chance to (in public or in private)
Hc: Ningguang will allow you to rest your face in her boobies if you’ve had an extremely rough day
Hc: If beidou is drunk enough she’ll grab you into a bear hug but only crushing your face into her boobs
Hc: Scaramouche would absolutely be intimidated if his partner was taller than him, if he had to look up to talk to you even an inch he would go batshit crazy
Hc: Albedo absolutely loves to sketch/draw/paint you. He would ask if you could pose for him sometimes, but if he sees you from afar he’ll quickly sketch you. If you're comfortable with it, he’ll ask if he could sketch your body (like just your bare naked body) Because he admires it like your body is His god
Hc: I can see sucrose as really clumsy, but sometimes she’ll purposely trip over something so you would catch her in your arms, even if her face is completely red, she enjoys it.
Hc: razor LOVES when you pet him, public, alone, anywhere. If you surprise him with a kiss on his head and a little pet he loves it. Also loves when you praise him
Hc: Bennett also LOVES when you praise him, with his bad luck and all he loves the sound of your voice letting him know he’s doing good.
Hc: Noelle likes to pick you up! bridal style, on her back, shoulders, whatever. She likes to carry you anywhere and everywhere. Likes when you sit in her lap and let her play with your hair. Also likes when you help her with stuff, or come visit her and have lunch with her
Hc: Fischl Likes when you listen to her adventures and theories. She’s sometimes shocked that you don’t get annoyed by her childish actions, instead, you also act childish around her so she’s not alone.
diluc x fem!reader
summary—> one day you decide to get a tattoo of diluc’s bird of flame aka “Dawn” (that’s what his Q/ ultimate elemental attack is called, with the bird thingy, yeah you get it)
warnings—> non, pure fluff, maybe a tiny bit suggestive? nothing to bad
A/N; Sorry this is kinda short, idk how i feel about this fan fic but i hope you guys like it </3
You have thought about getting a tattoo for some time now, but you never actually found the time to get the tattoo(s). After seeing one of your friends get a tattoo, you finally decided on what tattoo to get, inspired by diluc’s ultimate attack. You wanted to consult with diluc before you went and got it.
You walked into angels share, walked up to the bar where diluc was. smiling and saying, “I’m getting a tattoo!” He raised his eyebrow and look up at you, he hummed in response and went back to cleaning the glass he was holding. He didn’t take you seriously, honestly he thought you were just joking, that’s until he came home to you with just a bathrobe on, your chest visible with a red/orange bird across just above your breasts.
He stared at you, standing in the door way. You looked up from your book and raised an brow at him. You smile and place your book down. Opening your robe a little more to see, “Do you like it?” your boyfriend looks at you, face almost as red as his hair, steps closer to you, “You..you actually got it..” You giggle in response, “Did you not believe me when i told you? come here.” he walks over to you and sits on the edge of the bed, he raises his hand to touch the tattoo, he hesitates, gives you a look for approval, You nod and feel as his hot finger tips braise your chest over the tattoo. You blush at the contact, but it feels nice, you take his free hand in yours and kiss his knuckles, “I’m glad you like it” He kisses your chest where the tattoo lays and says, “I love it..”
diluc x gn!reader
warning(s)/genre: Fluff, proof read but not proof read? I’m kinda lazy so i probably won’t fix any spelling errors so my bad 💀 also i’m experimenting with different writing styles so it may be a little wonky
summary—> you ask him to sit on his lap for the first time.
You were fairly new into your relationship with diluc, you guys took it slow the first three months, then progressed into more intimate actions such as: sharing kisses to the lips, forehead, cheeks etc, slight hand holding and pinky holding. Small things such as that.
Though you were bold and not one to be flustered easily, you still took it slow for your boyfriend. But starting to get impatient, you wanted to be a bit more bold and push his limits a little.
You and diluc were at the Dawn winery relaxing in the living room. Him being on his favorite arm chair, while you were spread out on the couch. You studied your boyfriends features as he concentrates on the book he is currently reading. nah cause he would look so pretty reading but also look dumb.
He looks so comfortable..you thought to yourself. How can you resists the urge to join him in being comfortable?? so, you got up and stood in front of diluc, hands on your hips, “hey diluc?”…“hmm..?” he answered, “can I sit on your lap?” .. “hmm..” he wasn’t actually paying attention to you..he was to focused on that book. You grab the book from his hands, marking the page he was on and placing it on the table, only to look back at a very confused and semi-upset diluc. (he was really into that book!!)
You climb on to his lap, and adjust yourself so your legs are wrapped around his waist, and your face is in the crook of his neck. Inhaling his scent and wrapping your arms around him and squeezing him a little. “thanks, your super comfortable..” you say.
diluc.exe. has stopped working.
yo wtf?? you just?? climbed into his lap?? out of no where?? My guy’s face is red to the tip of his ears, out of embarrassment, confusion, and because he’s flustered, all at the same time, all because of you!
He’s very confused on where to put his hands, on your waist? your back? on the arms of the chair? “Uhm..y/n..? wh..what are you doing?” you giggle in response to his question, pulling back from his neck and slowly guiding his hands to your waist, “basking in my lover’s presence, why? something wrong, diluc?” you smirk a little. “No..there’s nothing wrong..you just, caught me off guard. That’s all.” he holds you in his arms and he buries his face in your hair. You two basking in each other’s presence like this for the rest of the evening.
.DNI
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7:14 pm 1 /08/2022. UPDATED: 4:50 pm 11/01/2024