I Forgot How Lit Lazy Town Is! EVEN IF I DON’T UNDERSTAND A WORD I LOVE IT

Child: Mom... I think it's time I tell you something.

Mom: Go ahead sweetie, you can tell me anything.

Child: I'm bipolar and schizophrenic...

Mom: How did you find this out, who took you to a psychologist?

Child: I self diagnosed it mom, tumblr taught me not to be ashamed of my mental illnesses.

Mom: Stacy you're twelve shut the fuck up

Child: IM SO OPPRESSED *violently blogs about being triggered by her mother

I have back pain like an old person. Thanks, scoliosis.

Korean’s such a nice language to listen to. Especially when it’s this guy speaking

Daily Mail’s now calling legs ‘stems’ and ‘pins’. God save us all

You’re welcome

I spent three weeks in a mental hospital and what I discovered there I feel like should be put into words.

we are not who you think we are.

the boy with turrets told the funniest jokes

the girl who raked her nails up and down her skin could create the most exquisite drawings

the girl who abused drugs had the wisest soul

the boy with schizophrenia had the biggest heart

the girl who tried to kill herself told the boy with insomnia stories to help lure him to sleep

the boy who wanted to kill himself had the deepest passion for cooking

the girl with slits and scars all over her body dried my tears and told me I was beautiful

the boy with anger issues gave the warmest hugs

the girl with bulimia told everyone every day that they looked beautiful in their bodies

the boy who was a compulsive liar told us that he wanted us all to get better, and that he was for once telling the truth

the girl who almost drank herself to death stood up for anyone that felt they were feeling bullied

the boy with social anxiety made sure nobody sat alone at meals

we are not who you think we are.

Missing letters tag

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in your own. when you are done tag up to 10 people….most importantly, have fun!

a / age: 14 b / biggest fear: Dying c / current time: 10:16 AM d / drink you had last: an up & go e / everyday starts with: an up & go and brushing my hair (nothing else most of the time) f / favourite song: A remix of ‘Say It’ by Flume and Tove Lo g / ghosts are real?: I do believe they’re real. Never seen one though.. h / hometown: Brisbane i / in love with: Nobody j / jealous of: Not really anything or anyone. k / killed someone: I haven’t ... yet l / last time you cried: This morning (bad dream) n / number of siblings: One younger sister o / one wish: To go to Berlin p / person you last called/texted: Probably the group chat I have with my friends on Instagram q / questions you’re always asked: Are you crying? (No, it’s just allergies) (No, my eyes tend to have a layer of saline just like yours) (No, I just have sweat glands on my eyeballs) s / song last sang:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ u / underwear colour: White with gosh darn butterflies v / vacation destination: Berlin w / worst habit:  “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “ x / xrays you have had: lungs and spine y / your favourite food: I don’t really have a favourite food ... z / zodiac sign: Virgo

                                                            I am strong.

                                                                        I have powers.

Man (30) dies after living on diet of chocolate, wine, Coca-Cola and Pringles alone - Independent.ie

A MAN who lived on Pringles, chocolate, wine and Coca-Cola died after his internal organs wasted away as a result of his poor diet, an inquest heard.

True story, bro

This

My addiction is cured but I still have pictures of it

Remember some time back where I publicly declare my love hate relationship for the sims - for it being so entertaining but it’s taking my life away? 

Well, just like how I got addicted to it, I cured it. However, I still have pictures of me sending them to slavery in their undies on my phone - Slave land is what the BF calls my sim land. And I really don’t want to delete them. So they shall go here. I don’t forced them to slave all day, alright?

Look they are lining up to enter the pool. 

Being squared up like rubics cube in the pool while they take turn on that small little slide.

Yes, that’ a black rabbit.

They even have family meals at each other houses! Isn’t that adorable? Plus, it’s the most efficient way to get their ‘needs’ fulfilled. 

I mean no doubt, there are some crazy incidents such as my sim praying to the TV.

Or a wizard going swimming. 

But I assure you, it’s not all slavery - there’s lots of weirdness too. 

Presenting the vomit diaries: 

So the sim freeplay have this easter egg where if you shake your phone, your sim will vomit. Since I have a land of slave sims. I decided to try that out.

I was not disappointed.

While my poor slave sim mops the floor while it rains,

They dance. 

Now I can finally delete those screenshots out of my phone. God bless. 

P.s. Should I auto post my IG photos on my tumblr or should I just post tumblr stuff like these kind of posts because I’m posting twice a day on IG now and I’m afraid that is going to clutter my tumblr - like it have already not.