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Someday I really want someone to make a series about a team of magical girls, expect they’re all adults now and thought their days of saving the world with the power of friendship and glitter was behind them. But now some new evil has emerged, and they’re all suddenly finding their powers coming back after being dormant for years, and after a couple days of desperately hoping a new team of fifteen year olds would appear to take care of this, they eventually realize that it’s all up to them.

So that means digging through old boxes of keepsakes to figure out where they stuck their Rainbow Twinkle Wand after they finished saving the world the first time around, and hoping the outfit still fits (it’s a magical transformation, so yes, it adapts to their adult bodies and fits perfectly, even though it’s a lot more frills and sparkles than they’ve worn in a very long time.) Also gotta get used to yelling their attack names, because the magic doesn’t work otherwise. One lady shouts ‘Strawberry Lipbalm Ray!’ and blasts a monster into oblivion, and then stares off into the middle distance because she’s 30 years old and has a mortgage.

Damian’s Sister

So I read @unmaskedagain‘s Lady Noire In Gotham and @monkeebratz‘s SMOL DAMIEN MARIBAT AU. Which created this idea.

A tad bit of background info.

Marinette, as well as most of the class, is between 15 and 16.

Damian has barely turned 11, having spent barely a year with the Wayne’s, so some of the things that they are teaching him are slowly root in his mind, which is why in the beginning he will come across as a bit of a lost boy. Not entirely sure of himself but sure of what he wants.

Marinette has the Black Cat Miraculous, and is notorious among everyone in her class for taking phones. Everyone just laughs about it whenever a phone is missing because it is most likely with Marinette.

*Line Break Inc.*

Marinette sighed as she looked around her classmates, everyone very unimpressed. They all realize that their lives are at stake and that a gun is being pointed at Marinette’s head. But Marinette wasn’t panicking, so why should they?

Marinette wasn’t panicking because she realizes that she had died before. While they aren’t pleasant memories, she still knows how it is to die, and she doesn’t panic just because some villain thinks that they can have a large pay day from the people in her class, from the French government.

Only thing is that they never negotiate with terrorist.

So, no. Marinette was not worried. Not for her life. For her parents, yes, she is worried for them. But not her life.

Marinette looked back to her class and see that the men that have surrounded the class with guns, weren’t paying attention to their guns, very much. Allowing Plagg to slip in and go through the guns, doing whatever it is that Plagg will do to cause luck on their side.

“Hey,” The class president called to her class. Every single one of their eyes turned to her, while also keeping an eye on the men in front of them. The men also turn their entire attention on the young Parisian fully ignoring their guns at that point. “Have we or have we not survived akuma after akuma?” The teens straightened their backs and looked more defiant. “And how did we survive them?” Marinette saw Alya and Cholé smirk before the two and every other female kicked the men in front of them, in the pelvic.

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Audrey Bourgeois’s Intern

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• Bruce is freaking out!

• The Wayne family is going to the met gala

• And they have nothing to wear!!!

• They need quality clothes that go with the theme

• They also need to be comfortable or go knows that no one will wear them in this family

• Bruce has just about given up on going until

• Audrey Bourgeois comes over and mentions her intern

• Apparently her work not only got her hired by Audrey but also caused Gabriel Agreste to take interest in her

• Gabriel Agreste as in the reclusive King of fashion

• So he ask Audrey if he can use her intern to make the family clothes for the met gala

• " Of course darling! Oh I'll send her over at noon!"

• Now the only problem is getting all the boys to behave while she's here

There will be a part 2, but if you want to write this idea, go crazy with it!

-Aëlla

Batman: So what do you do?

Ladybug: I fight all the villains in Paris.

Batman: I've never heard of villains in Paris.

Ladybug: Yeah, cuz I do my job.

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A New Start 

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Tim meets MDC

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Okay let's go! This will feature fanboy Tim so get ready for some really weird ideas!

• Okay Tim is so murdering his siblings. They left him all alone at a Wayne Gala!

• Also Bruce has to leave for a league mission, but guess who's still here?

• He's super mad until he spots FREAKING JAGGED STONE!

• Oh god he's so glad he's here now! Take that siblings! You bail on me and I meet the coolest person ever!

• Then he spots his guest!

• It can't be, but it has to be her!

• MDC!

• She's been Jagged's designer for years! And she looks to only be around Damian's age!

• He goes over to her

• "Hi I'm Tim and you are like the coolest person ever!"

• Marinette is very confused when he turns to her instead of Jagged for an autograph

• They talk for a bit about music until they discover their where's love of riddles, puzzles, and logic games

• They exchange numbers

• A week later he gets a call saying she has a backstage pass to the Gotham city Jagged concert

• He accepts and tells his siblings he doesn't need the ticket they got for him

• They are very confused

• Bruce is like I thought you loved Jagged why aren't you going

• Dick is very concerned, like are you sick Tim?

• Jason suspects that the replacement has been replaced by either a shapeshifter, alien probe, or clone

• Damian's just like mildly freaked even if he doesn't show it

• Alfred suspects it has to do with whoever Master Tim has been texting

• It turns out okay though because Cass comes back for a visit and she's never been to a concert so she gets the extra ticket

• Turns our most of the hero’s are here

• The Titian’s are all throughout the floor and is that Babs and Steph?

• The concert starts and it’s awesome and then Jagged invites the backstage quests to the stage

• It’s his designer MDC and is that TIM!!!

• The Titian’s are just wondering how he snagged that backstage pass

• The Bat fam?

• They’re just flipping out

• they want to know how Tim meet MDC and how he managed to make a good enough impression on her to get a free backstage ticket!

So there will probably be a part 2, but if you want to use this idea for a fic feel free to make your own!

And if you do use this idea please send me the name of the fic I really want to see this idea turned into one!

-Aëlla

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