Are You Frequently Overstimulated?

THIS IS NOT MF DOOM

that one song from persona: trinity soul that’s a swanky chill jazz song but then this rando starts rapping over the music one minute in without warning and they’re the worst bars you’ve ever heard in your life

i had a really fucked up dream omg

Tumblr artists will post the greatest masterpieces of the past century and caption it something like

“Blorbos do be blorbing”

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

imagine being forced to do all of the courting in your relationships. now imagine having gendered expectations around doing that courting. now imagine having dysphoria that is triggered by those gendered expectations but still being put in a position where if you do not do the courting you will not have a dating life. text that trans gal first.

Tumblr is basically the worlds largest, least cohesive, least functional group chat ever.

okay i’m awake time to write for my silly little phone spiders

Additional context: the account evil wizard was active before the original post was made. The nonspecific reference to an evil wizard was able to summon tumblr user evilwizard from amidst the chaotic flotsam and release them from prison like Michelangelo’s sculptures.

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you