Puking Is So Embarrassing

Fuck.

Whoever said beauty is only skin deep has never seen sexy bones

Kingpin

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

it is human nature to weave strings of yarn, threads, or fibers together to make cloth and textiles

Additional context: the account evil wizard was active before the original post was made. The nonspecific reference to an evil wizard was able to summon tumblr user evilwizard from amidst the chaotic flotsam and release them from prison like Michelangelo’s sculptures.

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

Yesterday, I was helping my friends sell art in the park, when a couple of girls came up to us and asked (immediately regretting it) “is this the transfem picnic?……..” to which we got to respond “no this is the transmasc yard sale.” We then proceeded to have 15-20+ beautiful women swarm our stand of 4 creatures. Life is beautiful.

Need that gay love and attention rn

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

Sometimes tumblr suggests I follow someone, which I appreciate. Sometimes, however; tumblr suggests a person who I already followed and I am greeted by only a “unfollow” button. Passive aggressive algorithm.