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I may not be able to speak German, but I can sing a German lullaby

“Can I have a cigarette?” The Magnus Archives is a horror anthology audio drama by Rusty Quill, written by Jonathan Sims. It’s probably one of my favourite podcasts so I decided to make an animated trailer for the very first episode, Anglerfish All credit goes to the staff at Rusty Quill

I hear a lot of people bitching that they can’t leave kudos multiple times per story, or can’t leave kudos on every chapter, or whatever.

Well, take a page out of this marvelous book, because I swear I’ve never been so happy to receive kudos as waking up to multiple people having done this on multiple chapters on a story I just posted.

The bar just got raised, folks.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

The Magnus Archives was a podcast

Helpful and Preventative Stretches for Writers, Artists, and Gamers 💪🎨✍🎮

If you type, write, draw, game, or generally use your hands a lot (especially if you’re prone to RSI or Carpal Tunnel!) try these stretches as both a preventative measure, and on the spot relief. Take care of yourself and your body, friends!

Start with hands up, fingers stretched out.  Stretch your thumb as far as you can over your palm. Hold and repeat 4 times.

Touch each finger to your thumb. Hold each for 30 seconds. Repeat on each hand 4 times.

Start with a fist. Open half way, hold for 2 seconds. Stretch fingers out, hold for 2 seconds. Repeat 4 times.

Start with one arm out, palm up. Pull your fingers back with your other hand. Hold for 10 seconds. Do the same with your other hand. Repeat 4 times

Start with arms up, palms out. Bend wrists down until you feel the stretch, but keep your fingers loose. Hold 10 seconds. Bend wrist upwards, until you feel it in your wrist and arm. Hold 10 seconds. Repeat 4 times.

This was riveting

i’m crying i’m crying i’m crying

the most fun thing about being a fic author is when you know what’s supposed to happen but when you go to write it you realise that, for the event to be plausible, you need to add another 2k of development and establish like six extra things before you can even get to the scene you need to write, and by ‘most fun’ I mean fuck everything someone take this fucking story away from me I’m on strike

hi i’m curious about something so please reply or reblog and tell me which number best applies to you

1 - i exclusively use tumblr on mobile

2 - i mostly use tumblr on mobile, but sometimes desktop

3 - i use tumblr equally on both mobile and desktop

4 - i mostly use tumblr on desktop, but sometimes mobile

5 - i exclusively use tumblr on desktop

hugely underdiscussed variable in the summer-lover versus summer-hater debate is region.

reblog this and put in the tags: where you live, which season you prefer, and why

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

John Oliver Just Found A 'F**king Creepy' But Legal Way To Blackmail Lawmakers

The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more. 

The future is bulletproof. The aftermath is secondary. It's time to do it now and do it loud. Welcome, to Night Vale.

opening up my own fanfiction document on my personal laptop to see if the author has updated it yet

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

JonMartin Week Day 6: Lost & Found

jon and martin find a different way out of the apocalypse and it lands them somewhere… weird

Wait, you’re telling me they were successfully containing Homestuck before?!

The US military cannot contain homestuck any longer

Hey girl, are you an AU? Because I’m going to hyperfixate on you for a few weeks without actually doing anything about my intense feelings

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

“Oh, Martin saw Jon be a complete mess of a human being and thought I can fix him and that was the reason his crush started”

you fools. you absolute circus clowns. you avatars of pure silliness.

Martin is EXACTLY as unhinged as Jon even before they ever meet each other, and becomes even more so after we meet him. Behold:

List of Reasons why Martin Kartin Blackwood is just as (if not more) unhinged than his avatar-of-all-evil-knowledge-boyfriend:

in order to get a job, he lied on his CV. Not too bad, fuck academic elitism, etc, but this man. claimed to have a very specific degree in a very specific field. and then he got hired. because of that degree

and no one noticed. for ten whole years.

(except the head of the institute, which doesn’t count bc he’s an evil mind reading bastard)

Also claimed to be like ten years older than he really was (him and jon share this unhinged fun fact which is fuckin wild)

ALSO also didn’t have a middle name so just kinda. gave himself a middle initial. for funsies.

let a dog into a building bc it tricked him with its cute face

but also carried out a con for months on an avatar of an evil fear god by just. frowning and nodding.

could have been an avatar of manipulation and control, instead decided to be in love. icon.

actually, could have been an avatar of three different fear gods. said no thanks I will be in love instead ty

boss is specifically an asshole to him. decides to fall in love anyway.

had to be told to put his hands in his pockets so he would stop touching plastic explosives

wanted to kill an old man bc one time that old man kind of threatened to throw him off a rollercoaster

after being trapped in his flat for three weeks by a bug lady, brought a jar full of her bugs with him back to work to prove a point

willing to damn an unknowable number of other realities

met himself. he was an asshole. to himself.

“sorry elias I can’t hear you there’s a door in the way”

decided with no evidence that he was going to take his bf on a hiking trip and figure out a way to shove the fear gods back into their little box

has dreams of making out with his bf over their ex-boss’s corpse

“Hey, Elias! J o n a h M a g n u s !!!!! …. OI DICKHEAD”

big strong rowing arms

(that’s not unhinged i just wanted everyone to remember that martin has big strong arms good for rowing and giving hugs)

thinks tea is cure to all emotional ills

certainly has a large fun patterned jumper collection at home

also advocates that he and his bf “get their murder on”

stole a possibly evil tape recorder to record poetry bc lo-fi vibes

spent several months talking to tape recorders more than humans

wants his bf to do a murder on a hot death man bc he was jealous

MANFRED VON KARMA? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MANFRED VON KARMA GOD DAMN FOOL ABUSE DISTRIBUTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT PROSECUTOR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF THE COURTROOM COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MANFRED VON KARMA STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MANFRED VON KARMA I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH FORGED EVIDENCE WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK UP HIS KIDS JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HE HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST HAIR GET AWAY FROM ME if i have to deal with Manfred Von Karma speaking one word in person on voice in Court not only will i close the game i will delete my save file out of spite and have to replay the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he’s just a stupid old man but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of perfection and wanted to achieve it ill go ham BETTER have had a case make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateManfredVonKarma case not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his legacy and I lost it where the fuck is Manfred Von Karma if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch Von Karma and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final piece of evidence he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient Germanic im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when Von karma died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true cases

Reblogged from Writing About Writing Facebook page.

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I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

Skylanders (the first 3)

Most of those kinda generic Wii games (like wii sports resort or wii fit)

Undertale

Ace attorney

does Dragon City count since its a mobile game?

Small steps