Robul, When They First Met

You know what they say about grandfather clocks...

They’re old timers.

So some kid just got friend zoned and my friend, Steven, just starts chanting “ONE OF US! ONE OF US!”

turns out there’s a secret society of friend zoned boys in our school. They legit talk about how lonely they are

My parents don’t even expect anything from me, and I’m still a let down.

— Iceland, probably

One time in elementary school, a teacher was a bag of mm's for Halloween, but her costume was a trash bag with Eminem's face taped all over it, and she asked our class what we thought she was and I blurted out "White trash" and that's the story of how I almost got a detention in the 3rd grade.

English class (ft. Mood)

For encouragement when you just can’t.

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to Naruto run past you again?”

— APH America to Japan, probably.